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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #705 on: November 28, 2010, 09:33:26 am »
911_signs.txt doesn't work correctly for me... :(
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #706 on: November 28, 2010, 10:58:21 am »
928: ur ready to make "1000 more signs of addiction" once this thread is full
929: ur posting this on cell phone
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #707 on: November 28, 2010, 11:00:10 am »
930: You've posted on Omni from your DSi.


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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #708 on: November 28, 2010, 11:01:48 am »
931: You can program in two or more calculator languages.

932: You can name two or more calculator languages.

EDIT: Ninja'd on numbering.
« Last Edit: November 28, 2010, 11:06:22 am by Qwerty.55 »
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #709 on: November 28, 2010, 11:02:22 am »
^Numbering?


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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #710 on: November 28, 2010, 11:56:07 am »
933: When you're writing an essay and you use parentheses, you feel guilty and attempt to reword the sentence so it doesn't need parentheses
934: You do all your math homework using Axe left-to right order of operations

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #711 on: November 28, 2010, 12:06:28 pm »
935: when you need to follow real life order of operations, your teacher gets upset at how many parenthesis she has to work through.

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #712 on: November 28, 2010, 01:18:28 pm »
930: You've posted on Omni from your DSi.
One time I was seriously considering making one of these signs from a ps3, but it's not connected to the internet and I don't know the security key :P

Oh well, it's the thought that counts....
936: You posted one of these signs from a PS3.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #713 on: November 28, 2010, 01:20:21 pm »
937: You posted a sign using your WiFi-connected TI-84+.

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #714 on: November 28, 2010, 02:02:51 pm »
938: You know that RAM stands for Random Access Memory
939: If a link is a tinyurl, you suspect a rickroll
940: Whenever you refer to yourself, you say /me and talk in third person
941: You tried BBCode in email and was disappointed that it didn't work.
942: You type the BBC in BBCode in all-caps

@Calcdude: just click print on the bottom ;)
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #715 on: November 29, 2010, 03:17:02 pm »
Why does the txt file shows chineese characters along with the english text on the previous page? ???

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #716 on: November 29, 2010, 07:04:16 pm »
943. You've posted from your phone.
944. You have considered locking this thread as it nears 1000 so you can have the 1000th thing.

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #717 on: November 29, 2010, 07:06:58 pm »
I think there are some unicode characters in there.  All I did was copy the everything that popped up after llicking the "print" button and pasted it into a unicode-encoded text document.

943: You never say calculator unless you're talking with some n00b at school...you always say "calc"
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #718 on: November 29, 2010, 07:15:05 pm »
944: You're writing a script to alert you when this thread approaches 1000 so you can steal it.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #719 on: November 29, 2010, 07:23:30 pm »
945. You are going to post > 9000 signs at once to nail the 1000th sign.

946. You have them written in a .txt file to prevent being ninja'd.

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