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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #780 on: December 02, 2010, 07:35:29 pm »
986: You get rickrolled/lose the game so often you don't care.
987: You're always the first person to post in an intro topic. In fact, you post before the first post in the topic.
988: You watch TI and Casio on Google Finance constantly, even though you don't trade at all.
989: The green border around your calculator's screen has been changed.
990: You have been posting in the new forum in 2008, 2009, 2010, and 2012.
991: You've made a script to automatically open all unread Omnimaga topics on startup.
992: On your calculator.
993: Because you use it so much, there are only 3 new topics each time you use it.
994: Your calculator is always running.
995: You use it to host your website.
996: It's a TI-81.
997: After doing a couple of mods, Guinness World Records calls you to say that your calculator has been named the world's lightest working computer.
998: ticalc.org deleted your account because no one downloaded anything else.
999: You're planning to post a poll once this reaches 1000 signs with all 1000 signs as choices.
1000: You posted the 1000th sign.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #781 on: December 02, 2010, 08:12:03 pm »
1008. You want to kill DT... lol jk jk ;D
1009. You wrote "The Game" in the chat and got rickrolled.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #782 on: December 02, 2010, 08:14:10 pm »
1010: Yay! It's A!
EDIT: Wow Homer. I was trying to write that 1009
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #783 on: December 02, 2010, 09:39:41 pm »
1011. Your calculator doesn't need a power source.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #784 on: December 02, 2010, 10:10:23 pm »
1011. Your calculator doesn't need a power source.

1012: In fact, it contributes power to the North American power grid.




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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #785 on: December 02, 2010, 10:11:41 pm »
1013. Wirelessly.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #786 on: December 02, 2010, 10:13:49 pm »
1014: The money you make from this contribution is enough to cover your hosting costs for the website mentioned in #995.




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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #787 on: December 02, 2010, 11:18:08 pm »
1015.  You made this:  :P
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #788 on: December 03, 2010, 09:55:31 am »
yuk. :(
1016: You are now terrified thinking that TI-Microwave will come true
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #789 on: December 03, 2010, 06:56:27 pm »
1017: That donut looks appetizing.

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #790 on: December 03, 2010, 07:37:28 pm »
1018: You realize that it was bagel, not donut.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #791 on: December 03, 2010, 07:43:51 pm »
1019: You could tell in monochrome.




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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #792 on: December 03, 2010, 07:52:33 pm »
The cream cheese gives it away :P

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #794 on: December 03, 2010, 08:03:01 pm »
1020: You know that TI's actually working on a monochrome Bagel.
1021: You hope that TI will use the an 83+ OS on the Nspire software running the microwave.
1022: You're excited for BrandonW to hack the NSA with it.
1023: You're sad that you didn't get #1000
1024: You're happy you did get {1024}
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