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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #885 on: December 16, 2010, 07:44:19 pm »
1128: You lost it so much that you don't even care anymore
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #886 on: December 16, 2010, 09:33:13 pm »
1129. You treat and talk about everything in life as if it were a programming project. (Think: debug, code, commit, etc.)
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #887 on: December 16, 2010, 10:15:49 pm »
1130: You've made over 1000 posts on this thread.

1131: You correct #1130 to >9000
« Last Edit: December 16, 2010, 10:16:30 pm by Qwerty.55 »
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #888 on: December 16, 2010, 10:39:28 pm »
Quote from: calcdude84se on December 16, 2010, 09:33:13 pm
1129. You treat and talk about everything in life as if it were a programming project. (Think: debug, code, commit, etc.)
1132. Everything you see have a programming reference in it.
1133. You are also convinced that everything in programming has a sexual reference in it. (Really, found lots of them in French. Dunno about English though...)
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #889 on: December 16, 2010, 11:22:02 pm »
Yep, lots. Especially hardware stuff :P
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #890 on: December 16, 2010, 11:24:28 pm »
Nuts and screws, male and female...
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #891 on: December 18, 2010, 12:29:13 am »
Quote from: DJ Omnimaga on December 18, 2010, 12:16:23 am
For some reasons, when I look at this thread, time always seem to have flowed faster. It seems like the last post was always yesterday. :P

Maybe that happens more when activity is low. :P

1134: You measure time by the number of posts in this thread.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #892 on: December 18, 2010, 12:39:38 am »
1135: You've held the record in that thread for more than three days  ;D
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #893 on: December 18, 2010, 09:15:14 am »
1136: You put a curse on the person who microwaved a calc
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #894 on: December 19, 2010, 04:31:34 am »
1137: 200 to go: you now count them backwards.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #895 on: December 19, 2010, 10:32:38 pm »
1138. You just KNOW that this is going to be bumped up to over 9000.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #896 on: December 19, 2010, 11:03:50 pm »
1139.  You know that your post count is getting close to 666  >:D :devil: :evillaugh:
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #897 on: December 20, 2010, 05:57:58 pm »
Quote from: apcalc on December 19, 2010, 11:03:50 pm
1139.  You know that your post count is getting close to 666  >:D :devil: :evillaugh:

1140: You're the first to notice when anyone's post count reaches that. Or 42, 100, 1000, 1337, or 9000.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #898 on: December 20, 2010, 09:22:31 pm »
1141. You use Mimas, even on a computer with other assemblers available.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #899 on: December 20, 2010, 09:48:23 pm »
Quote from: calcdude84se on December 20, 2010, 09:22:31 pm
1141. You use Mimas, even on a computer with other assemblers available.

1142: You use telnet 83 on Wabbit to connect to the Internet.
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