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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #930 on: December 25, 2010, 12:12:50 am »
1166. The first thing you do after unwrapping all your Christmas presents is to listen to the 7th track of that cover CD of The Lost Fingers, which is Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley...

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #931 on: December 25, 2010, 01:05:48 am »
1163: When someone asks you what the 3rd row 4th column are on a calc, you immediately respond with "vars".

1167: You know what 2ND+[DISTR] > {A:} is.
1168: It's one of your most often-used commands.




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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #932 on: December 25, 2010, 04:55:01 am »
1169: Your post count is 4 digits or greater ...

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #933 on: December 25, 2010, 10:51:49 am »
1170. You figure out your post count in hex.
Mine's 1FE, at the time of this post.
1171. Your post count in hex is four digits or greater (though it doesn't apply to me, yet)
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #934 on: December 25, 2010, 12:32:54 pm »
1172. You posted in Omnimaga from your Kindle.

1173. You rick roll'd your entire friends list on XBL as a Christmas present.

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #935 on: December 25, 2010, 12:55:44 pm »
1174.  you use chi-squared a lot for programming, not for math.

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #936 on: December 26, 2010, 12:53:18 am »
1175: Your entire family knows of your TI addiction: each family member bought you TI-Nspires/89 Titaniums/Teacher set of 10 TI-83 Plus for Christmas.

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #937 on: December 26, 2010, 03:11:28 pm »
1176:You can't wait for the day your post count reaches 1337, and will be sad when it no longer is. D:

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #938 on: December 26, 2010, 04:32:38 pm »
1177: When that day arrives everybody will try to be the first to create a new thread.

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #939 on: December 26, 2010, 08:04:27 pm »
1178. You go back and look at the first page of this thread.

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #940 on: December 28, 2010, 02:02:19 am »
1176:You can't wait for the day your post count reaches 1337, and will be sad when it no longer is. D:
1179: Somehow, the 1337 posts easter egg doesn't work on you.

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #941 on: January 10, 2011, 02:44:54 pm »
1120: You were surprised that this thread kind of died
1121: You made the first post in this thread for the year 2011 (w00t?)
1122: You use Omni through a proxy
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1123: You've spent weeks looking for a better proxy--say, one that displays images and allows you to modify your posts1124: You occasionally put subtle hints in some of your posts...
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #942 on: January 10, 2011, 03:27:18 pm »
1120: You were surprised that this thread kind of died

1125. You started crying when you realized this thread kind of died.


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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #943 on: January 10, 2011, 03:55:08 pm »
1126: You post five in a row to revive it.
1127: You decide to compile it once it reaches 1337.
1128: You do it on your calculator.
1129: You have nightmares of calculators dying. Alone.
1130: You made a Z80 emu on a TI-Nspire.
1131: You made an Nspire emu on a Z80 calc.
1132: You noticed I posted seven in a row, not five.




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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #944 on: January 10, 2011, 04:35:02 pm »
1131: You made an Nspire emu on a Z80 calc.

1133: It runs faster than a real Nspire.
1134: One thing you wrote into your emu was the ability to replace the OS without factoring RSA primes.
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