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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #420 on: October 20, 2010, 05:17:09 pm »
#641 You have more than 1 calc in ur pocket
That happened to me once ;D. I know I was gonna code a dangerous part of one of my game (that could RAM clear and corrupt my Flash memory if I did a mistake) and I took no chance and brought another calc with a backup.

And what part/game is that? I'm curious as to what can corrupt your Flash memory.

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« Reply #421 on: October 20, 2010, 05:19:39 pm »
"Cert Wars."  It is a game where the important parts of your certificate are your enemies, and your goal is to destroy them all, then overwrite them with zeros.  :P

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #422 on: October 20, 2010, 06:06:46 pm »
Careful allocation of space, and careful selection of pants :)

My friend used to lug two around each day, along with that briefcase :P

One was CAS, one was normal.

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #423 on: October 20, 2010, 06:17:09 pm »
648) You only play Flash games if they've been ported to calculators.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #424 on: October 20, 2010, 06:49:32 pm »
650: you can type "omnimaga.org" faster than you can type "google.com"
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #425 on: October 20, 2010, 09:20:19 pm »
651. on your browser, typing "p" auto completes to omnimaga.org.  (does for me.  ;))

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« Reply #426 on: October 20, 2010, 09:47:32 pm »
652: you take class notes in documentDE7 on your calc

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #427 on: October 20, 2010, 11:58:27 pm »
653. You use your hacked nSpire to brute force AP Calc test questions.

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #428 on: October 21, 2010, 12:53:21 am »
#641 You have more than 1 calc in ur pocket
That happened to me once ;D. I know I was gonna code a dangerous part of one of my game (that could RAM clear and corrupt my Flash memory if I did a mistake) and I took no chance and brought another calc with a backup.

And what part/game is that? I'm curious as to what can corrupt your Flash memory.
It was ROL1 I think. I used a buggy ASM utility to archive/unarchive programs inside programs (which was impossible in BASIC) and misusing it could do pretty bad stuff. I feared a reset like what killed Illusiat 2002 (Instead of RAM clears, the calc kept turning OFF until I reset the entire memory)

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #429 on: October 21, 2010, 12:58:50 am »
651. on your browser, typing "p" auto completes to omnimaga.org.  (does for me.  ;))
lol how does that happen?
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #430 on: October 21, 2010, 01:43:20 am »
In browser settings you can add aliases to websites. Not sure how in Firefox but in Opera typing g games searches for "games" in Google.

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #431 on: October 21, 2010, 02:41:47 am »
I'm looking for a "p" in "omnimaga.org"
Do you mean a specially named bookmark, accessed through the address bar?
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #432 on: October 21, 2010, 03:02:49 am »
Idk. I think it's just an alias someone set in his browser, like how in Opera typing g follwed by search query goes to Google search.

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #433 on: October 21, 2010, 11:13:35 am »
I think it's a typo for "o". But if so, that autocomplete thing's been mentioned three times already D:




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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #434 on: October 21, 2010, 12:48:56 pm »
no, I meant "p", on my browser, "p" auto completes to omnimaga.org.  :P

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