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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #495 on: October 27, 2010, 10:39:09 pm »
711. They didn't know that you had your calc automatically backup every hour, so you just bought another one and restored

712.  When your batteries due you buried them
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #496 on: October 27, 2010, 11:08:28 pm »
713. They used your calc to find and capture Osama Bin Laden.

714. Your calculator now comprises the core of the Global Defense System against possible alien invasions
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Late last night, Quebec was invaded by a group calling themselves, "Omnimaga". Not much is known about these mysterious people except that they all carried calculators of some kind and they all seemed to converge on one house in particular. Experts estimate that the combined power of their fabled calculators is greater than all the worlds super computers put together. The group seems to be holding out in the home of a certain DJ_O, who the Omnimagians claim to be their founder. Such power has put the world at a standstill with everyone waiting to see what the Omnimagians will do...

Wait... This just in, the Omnimagians have sent the UN a list of demands that must be met or else the world will be "submitted to the wrath of Netham45's Lobster Army". Such demands include >9001 crates of peanuts, sacrificial blue lobsters, and a wide assortment of cherry flavored items. With such computing power stored in the hands of such people, we can only hope these demands are met.

In the wake of these events, we can only ask, Why? Why do these people make these demands, what caused them to gather, and what are their future plans...

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #497 on: October 27, 2010, 11:16:56 pm »
Quote from: HOMER-16 on October 27, 2010, 10:17:17 pm
710. The CIA has confiscated your calc for matters of national security.
Me and my friends play a modified RPG type of thing based on D&D, and we seriously joked about a scenario like this:

[Alarms and sirens go off at the Pentagon and various other government facilities]
Person 1: Sir!  Our servers have been compromised!  Our data has been downloaded to an external location, and our drive are being wiped as we speak!
Person 2: What?!  That can't be right!  Quick, what data do we still have available?
Person 1: [tap tap tap] It looks like we can still access the logs, sir!
Person 2: Do it!  Who hacked us?
Person 1: Got it!  Tracing now, sir... it looks like... well, you better see this for yourself.
Person 2: Wat a minute.  You are seriously saying that we were hacked by... a TI-83+?
Person 1: Yes, sir.  A silver edition, apparently.
Person 2: ...
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #498 on: October 27, 2010, 11:18:59 pm »
Lol XD
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #499 on: October 27, 2010, 11:58:44 pm »
Wow. Rofl!
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Late last night, Quebec was invaded by a group calling themselves, "Omnimaga". Not much is known about these mysterious people except that they all carried calculators of some kind and they all seemed to converge on one house in particular. Experts estimate that the combined power of their fabled calculators is greater than all the worlds super computers put together. The group seems to be holding out in the home of a certain DJ_O, who the Omnimagians claim to be their founder. Such power has put the world at a standstill with everyone waiting to see what the Omnimagians will do...

Wait... This just in, the Omnimagians have sent the UN a list of demands that must be met or else the world will be "submitted to the wrath of Netham45's Lobster Army". Such demands include >9001 crates of peanuts, sacrificial blue lobsters, and a wide assortment of cherry flavored items. With such computing power stored in the hands of such people, we can only hope these demands are met.

In the wake of these events, we can only ask, Why? Why do these people make these demands, what caused them to gather, and what are their future plans...

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #500 on: October 28, 2010, 03:07:16 pm »
Quote from: jhgenius01 on October 26, 2010, 09:37:54 am
695: you are the only one in a Maths (IB High Level class) that knows how to use (and program) their ti-nspire
Cool another IB Student, my school doesn't offer HL, it gives us AP Calc BC instead.
Quote from: HOMER-16 on October 27, 2010, 10:53:47 am
704. You download programs off ticalc.org at school.
I've done this multiple times now.
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710. The CIA has confiscated your calc for matters of national security.
Wow that would be scary.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #501 on: October 28, 2010, 03:12:59 pm »
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695: you are the only one in a Maths (IB High Level class) that knows how to use (and program) their ti-nspire

715. You are the only one in school who even HAS a ti-nspire,
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Late last night, Quebec was invaded by a group calling themselves, "Omnimaga". Not much is known about these mysterious people except that they all carried calculators of some kind and they all seemed to converge on one house in particular. Experts estimate that the combined power of their fabled calculators is greater than all the worlds super computers put together. The group seems to be holding out in the home of a certain DJ_O, who the Omnimagians claim to be their founder. Such power has put the world at a standstill with everyone waiting to see what the Omnimagians will do...

Wait... This just in, the Omnimagians have sent the UN a list of demands that must be met or else the world will be "submitted to the wrath of Netham45's Lobster Army". Such demands include >9001 crates of peanuts, sacrificial blue lobsters, and a wide assortment of cherry flavored items. With such computing power stored in the hands of such people, we can only hope these demands are met.

In the wake of these events, we can only ask, Why? Why do these people make these demands, what caused them to gather, and what are their future plans...

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #502 on: October 28, 2010, 03:33:15 pm »
716.  The Nspire was never even seen by your math teacher until you got one.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #503 on: October 28, 2010, 03:38:36 pm »
717. you've started from page one on this topic and have read each sign one after the other.

718. you already ordered a casio prizm

719. you built a time machine only so you could go to the future and get a casio prizm

720. you already bricked your casio prizm from the future by corrupting the OS
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #504 on: October 28, 2010, 08:59:01 pm »
721 You have omnimaga in your nspire
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #505 on: October 28, 2010, 09:55:11 pm »
Quote from: yeongJIN_COOL on October 28, 2010, 08:59:01 pm
721 You have omnimaga in your nspire

Wow, and I was literally just thinking of this today! :D
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Wait... This just in, the Omnimagians have sent the UN a list of demands that must be met or else the world will be "submitted to the wrath of Netham45's Lobster Army". Such demands include >9001 crates of peanuts, sacrificial blue lobsters, and a wide assortment of cherry flavored items. With such computing power stored in the hands of such people, we can only hope these demands are met.

In the wake of these events, we can only ask, Why? Why do these people make these demands, what caused them to gather, and what are their future plans...

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #506 on: October 29, 2010, 10:32:13 am »
Quote from: HOMER-16 on October 28, 2010, 09:55:11 pm
Quote from: yeongJIN_COOL on October 28, 2010, 08:59:01 pm
721 You have omnimaga in your nspire

Wow, and I was literally just thinking of this today! :D

Psh, I already have it.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #507 on: October 30, 2010, 07:58:02 pm »
722: You have so much Calculator stuff that it wont all fit on your computer and need a separate hard drive for it.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #508 on: October 30, 2010, 10:21:08 pm »
723:

Quote from: guy6020665 on October 30, 2010, 07:58:02 pm
722: You have so much Calculator stuff that it wont all fit on your computer and need a separate hard drive for it.

...which happens to be your Nspire modded to have 8 GB of storage space.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #509 on: October 30, 2010, 11:27:28 pm »
Quote from: yeongJIN_COOL on October 28, 2010, 08:59:01 pm
721 You have omnimaga in your nspire
724 - You surpassed Google's servers with a single TI-81.
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