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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #660 on: November 22, 2010, 10:58:44 pm »
878: You still find Omni server too slow, even if it almost loads instantly, but you still keep multiple tabs open at once to browse new posts as quickly as possible.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #661 on: November 23, 2010, 12:14:15 am »
879. You went on a rampage when you lost your calc.

880. Now you sit quietly in a corner and mumble to yourself until you find it.
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Late last night, Quebec was invaded by a group calling themselves, "Omnimaga". Not much is known about these mysterious people except that they all carried calculators of some kind and they all seemed to converge on one house in particular. Experts estimate that the combined power of their fabled calculators is greater than all the worlds super computers put together. The group seems to be holding out in the home of a certain DJ_O, who the Omnimagians claim to be their founder. Such power has put the world at a standstill with everyone waiting to see what the Omnimagians will do...

Wait... This just in, the Omnimagians have sent the UN a list of demands that must be met or else the world will be "submitted to the wrath of Netham45's Lobster Army". Such demands include >9001 crates of peanuts, sacrificial blue lobsters, and a wide assortment of cherry flavored items. With such computing power stored in the hands of such people, we can only hope these demands are met.

In the wake of these events, we can only ask, Why? Why do these people make these demands, what caused them to gather, and what are their future plans...

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #662 on: November 23, 2010, 12:40:34 am »
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #663 on: November 23, 2010, 01:05:03 am »
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877: Firefox didn't load fast enough for you and you've been to any of the following sites because of it: nimaga.org, imaga.org, maga.org, aga.org

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Quote from: HOMER-16 on November 23, 2010, 12:14:15 am
879. You went on a rampage when you lost your calc.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #664 on: November 23, 2010, 03:03:25 pm »
Quote from: DJ Omnimaga on November 23, 2010, 12:40:34 am
* DJ Omnimaga hopes 879 did not happen for real to HOMER-16. X.x

It did. I found it though.
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Wait... This just in, the Omnimagians have sent the UN a list of demands that must be met or else the world will be "submitted to the wrath of Netham45's Lobster Army". Such demands include >9001 crates of peanuts, sacrificial blue lobsters, and a wide assortment of cherry flavored items. With such computing power stored in the hands of such people, we can only hope these demands are met.

In the wake of these events, we can only ask, Why? Why do these people make these demands, what caused them to gather, and what are their future plans...

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #665 on: November 23, 2010, 03:05:33 pm »
881: You put small gadget to your calc so you can always track it with GPS.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #666 on: November 23, 2010, 03:24:51 pm »
882: and you can trakz cherriez on omniz
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #667 on: November 24, 2010, 12:14:00 am »
883. You can identify your calc with the program list alone.
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Wait... This just in, the Omnimagians have sent the UN a list of demands that must be met or else the world will be "submitted to the wrath of Netham45's Lobster Army". Such demands include >9001 crates of peanuts, sacrificial blue lobsters, and a wide assortment of cherry flavored items. With such computing power stored in the hands of such people, we can only hope these demands are met.

In the wake of these events, we can only ask, Why? Why do these people make these demands, what caused them to gather, and what are their future plans...

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #668 on: November 24, 2010, 12:32:20 am »
Quote from: HOMER-16 on November 24, 2010, 12:14:00 am
883. You can identify your calc with the program list alone.
LOL I remember one time Mirage said I have 50+ progs, not including axe sources :P
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #669 on: November 24, 2010, 04:27:24 pm »
884: You wrote WFRNG OS on an 11 hour flight to Japan.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #670 on: November 24, 2010, 04:41:00 pm »
885.  You want to keep -32767 respect when you get it for annoying DJ.  :P
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #671 on: November 24, 2010, 04:43:48 pm »
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #672 on: November 25, 2010, 02:19:54 pm »
886: You type better on the calc than you do on the computer
(not sure if this has been mentioned already, it's hard to keep track of 885 signs :P)
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #673 on: November 25, 2010, 02:34:02 pm »
887. You overclock your calculator with coffee.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #674 on: November 26, 2010, 12:01:51 am »
888. You write all your programs in any language on the calculator then port them to the computer.
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Wait... This just in, the Omnimagians have sent the UN a list of demands that must be met or else the world will be "submitted to the wrath of Netham45's Lobster Army". Such demands include >9001 crates of peanuts, sacrificial blue lobsters, and a wide assortment of cherry flavored items. With such computing power stored in the hands of such people, we can only hope these demands are met.

In the wake of these events, we can only ask, Why? Why do these people make these demands, what caused them to gather, and what are their future plans...
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