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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #690 on: November 27, 2010, 12:46:39 pm »
good idea, but I prefer to write a QWERTY program to write my notes :P






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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #691 on: November 27, 2010, 01:02:35 pm »
900. You use the QWERTY Text Editor
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #692 on: November 27, 2010, 04:44:30 pm »
901: You're sad that this thread is 90% full :(
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #693 on: November 27, 2010, 05:02:32 pm »
902. You are planning something special for the 1000th sign.

903. You typed in Youtube "Omnimaga" and happened across the 9th anniversary video.

904. 5 seconds in you click "Like", Subscribe", and allow email notification.

905. You realize that you lose the game whenever you watch that vid.
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Late last night, Quebec was invaded by a group calling themselves, "Omnimaga". Not much is known about these mysterious people except that they all carried calculators of some kind and they all seemed to converge on one house in particular. Experts estimate that the combined power of their fabled calculators is greater than all the worlds super computers put together. The group seems to be holding out in the home of a certain DJ_O, who the Omnimagians claim to be their founder. Such power has put the world at a standstill with everyone waiting to see what the Omnimagians will do...

Wait... This just in, the Omnimagians have sent the UN a list of demands that must be met or else the world will be "submitted to the wrath of Netham45's Lobster Army". Such demands include >9001 crates of peanuts, sacrificial blue lobsters, and a wide assortment of cherry flavored items. With such computing power stored in the hands of such people, we can only hope these demands are met.

In the wake of these events, we can only ask, Why? Why do these people make these demands, what caused them to gather, and what are their future plans...

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #694 on: November 27, 2010, 05:10:25 pm »
906: you're even more sad now that it's 90.6% full

907: you have a feeling there's gonna be 5 people postin' the 1000th thing.
« Last Edit: November 27, 2010, 06:41:11 pm by ASHBAD_ALVIN »
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #695 on: November 27, 2010, 06:06:10 pm »
Quote from: Darl181 on October 26, 2010, 01:23:46 am
689: You wonder if this thread should go to 1337 instead of just 1000
690: You paint the Shift keys on your keyboard blue/yellow (depending on what calc model you have) and label it 2nd
691: You do the same with Ctrl, painting it green and labeling it ALPHA (or ♦ if you have a 68K)
692: You turn on stickykeys because you're not used to holding down Shift
Or to 9000...
« Last Edit: November 27, 2010, 06:06:29 pm by Darl181 »
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #696 on: November 27, 2010, 06:26:40 pm »
908:  you have renamed the keys on your keyboard to match your wabbit emu. when you turn the keyboard sideways.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #697 on: November 27, 2010, 07:24:48 pm »
909: your calc has a touchpad you built in on the opposite side that can be used with mouse programs.
910: your calc has racing stripes
911: your calc has a phone only you can use, but others can use to dial 9-1-1 and such.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #698 on: November 28, 2010, 12:48:46 am »
912: You know you can click "print" and it gives you a view of the entire thread, then put it in a spoiler
913: You didn't say tl;dr...you read the entire spoiler.
dang...
912: You know there's a 65535-characters-per-post limit :P
913: You clicked print and copy/pasted it into a text document and posted it.
914: You didn't say tl;dr...you read the entire document.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #699 on: November 28, 2010, 12:53:30 am »
915: The PrintScreen command on your calculator actually does something.
916: It prints the screen.
917: It does it via WiFi to a web-connected printer.
918: That printer is running on a Z80 taken from a TI-81.
« Last Edit: November 28, 2010, 12:54:19 am by Deep Thought »
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #700 on: November 28, 2010, 01:07:16 am »
919: You always type RAM in all-caps letters
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #701 on: November 28, 2010, 01:19:23 am »
920: You often clear your RAM to keep your calculator free of bugs.
921: You have 6 groups on your calculator named BACKUP ot similar.
« Last Edit: November 28, 2010, 01:21:30 am by SirCmpwn »
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #702 on: November 28, 2010, 01:24:22 am »
922. You downloaded Darl181's 911_signs.txt

923. You've sent your teacher a virus via navnet

(I have done this >:D )

924. You've ever went to post your signs just to find someone else posted before you :P
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Wait... This just in, the Omnimagians have sent the UN a list of demands that must be met or else the world will be "submitted to the wrath of Netham45's Lobster Army". Such demands include >9001 crates of peanuts, sacrificial blue lobsters, and a wide assortment of cherry flavored items. With such computing power stored in the hands of such people, we can only hope these demands are met.

In the wake of these events, we can only ask, Why? Why do these people make these demands, what caused them to gather, and what are their future plans...

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #703 on: November 28, 2010, 01:34:16 am »
925: You go to necropost a thread other than the necropost game and get ninja'd by less than a minute (I wonder if this ever happened?)
926: Sometimes you change your post icon just for the fun of it
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #704 on: November 28, 2010, 01:44:11 am »
Quote from: Darl181 on November 28, 2010, 01:07:16 am
919: You always type RAM in all-caps letters
RAM is an acronym and acronyms should always be written in all-caps.

927: Despite being in an environment where all the English grammar rules are facultative (especially on IRC and other IM), you manage to write in perfect English, without typos. You even correct the other's posts and edit your own posts to correct typos.
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