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Topic: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni (Read 842676 times)
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
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November 28, 2010, 09:33:26 am »
911_signs.txt doesn't work correctly for me...
* calcdude tries to think of another sign
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928: ur ready to make "1000 more signs of addiction" once this thread is full
929: ur posting this on cell phone
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930: You've posted on Omni from your DSi.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
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November 28, 2010, 11:01:48 am »
931: You can program in two or more calculator languages.
932: You can name two or more calculator languages.
EDIT: Ninja'd on numbering.
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^Numbering?
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933: When you're writing an essay and you use parentheses, you feel guilty and attempt to reword the sentence so it doesn't need parentheses
934: You do all your math homework using Axe left-to right order of operations
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
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935: when you need to follow real life order of operations, your teacher gets upset at how many parenthesis she has to work through.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
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Quote from: FinaleTI on November 28, 2010, 11:00:10 am
930: You've posted on Omni from your DSi.
One time I was seriously considering making one of these signs from a ps3, but it's not connected to the internet and I don't know the security key
Oh well, it's the thought that counts....
936: You posted one of these signs from a PS3.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
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November 28, 2010, 01:20:21 pm »
937: You posted a sign using your WiFi-connected TI-84+.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
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November 28, 2010, 02:02:51 pm »
938: You know that RAM stands for Random Access Memory
939: If a link is a tinyurl, you suspect a rickroll
940: Whenever you refer to yourself, you say /me and talk in third person
941: You tried BBCode in email and was disappointed that it didn't work.
942: You type the BBC in BBCode in all-caps
@Calcdude: just click print on the bottom
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
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November 29, 2010, 03:17:02 pm »
Why does the txt file shows chineese characters along with the english text on the previous page?
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
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November 29, 2010, 07:04:16 pm »
943. You've posted from your phone.
944. You have considered locking this thread as it nears 1000 so you can have the 1000th thing.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
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November 29, 2010, 07:06:58 pm »
I think there are some unicode characters in there. All I did was copy the everything that popped up after llicking the "print" button and pasted it into a unicode-encoded text document.
943: You never say calculator unless you're talking with some n00b at school...you always say "calc"
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
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November 29, 2010, 07:15:05 pm »
944: You're writing a script to alert you when this thread approaches 1000 so you can steal it.
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November 29, 2010, 07:23:30 pm »
945. You are going to post > 9000 signs at once to nail the 1000th sign.
946. You have them written in a .txt file to prevent being ninja'd.
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