986: You get rickrolled/lose the game so often you don't care.
987: You're always the first person to post in an intro topic. In fact, you post before the first post in the topic.
988: You watch TI and Casio on Google Finance constantly, even though you don't trade at all.
989: The green border around your calculator's screen has been changed.
990: You have been posting in the new forum in 2008, 2009, 2010, and 2012.
991: You've made a script to automatically open all unread Omnimaga topics on startup.
992: On your calculator.
993: Because you use it so much, there are only 3 new topics each time you use it.
994: Your calculator is always running.
995: You use it to host your website.
996: It's a TI-81.
997: After doing a couple of mods, Guinness World Records calls you to say that your calculator has been named the world's lightest working computer.
998: ticalc.org deleted your account because no one downloaded anything else.
999: You're planning to post a poll once this reaches 1000 signs with all 1000 signs as choices.
1000: You posted the 1000^th sign.

1001: You are relieved that there are 336 more to post.

check randomness topic again...
It's not done yet

1002: You're wondering if this will later change to 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
1003: You're jealous of DT for posting 1000th thread
1004: You're happy because 1004 is angel's number in Korea 

mine was here first

986: You get rickrolled/lose the game so often you don't care.
987: You're always the first person to post in an intro topic. In fact, you post before the first post in the topic.
988: You watch TI and Casio on Google Finance constantly, even though you don't trade at all.
989: The green border around your calculator's screen has been changed.
990: You have been posting in the new forum in 2008, 2009, 2010, and 2012.
991: You've made a script to automatically open all unread Omnimaga topics on startup.
992: On your calculator.
993: Because you use it so much, there are only 3 new topics each time you use it.
994: Your calculator is always running.
995: You use it to host your website.
996: It's a TI-81.
997: After doing a couple of mods, Guinness World Records calls you to say that your calculator has been named the world's lightest working computer.
998: ticalc.org deleted your account because no one downloaded anything else.
999: You're planning to post a poll once this reaches 1000 signs with all 1000 signs as choices.
1000: You posted the 1000^th sign.

Not in good form, my friend.

Yes, 1337!
Next for 9001...
1007: You can predict that this will go all the way to 31337!

And after that, 65536