Quote from: Deep Thought on December 02, 2010, 10:43:33 am

986: You get rickrolled/lose the game so often you don't care.
987: You're always the first person to post in an intro topic. In fact, you post before the first post in the topic.
988: You watch TI and Casio on Google Finance constantly, even though you don't trade at all.
989: The green border around your calculator's screen has been changed.
990: You have been posting in the new forum in 2008, 2009, 2010, and 2012.
991: You've made a script to automatically open all unread Omnimaga topics on startup.
992: On your calculator.
993: Because you use it so much, there are only 3 new topics each time you use it.
994: Your calculator is always running.
995: You use it to host your website.
996: It's a TI-81.
997: After doing a couple of mods, Guinness World Records calls you to say that your calculator has been named the world's lightest working computer.
998: ticalc.org deleted your account because no one downloaded anything else.
999: You're planning to post a poll once this reaches 1000 signs with all 1000 signs as choices.
1000: You posted the 1000^th sign.

Not in good form, my friend.

Well, I had to

1010: Yay! It's A!
EDIT: Wow Homer. I was trying to write that 1009

1011. Your calculator doesn't need a power source.

1012: In fact, it contributes power to the North American power grid.

1014: The money you make from this contribution is enough to cover your hosting costs for the website mentioned in #995.

yuk.
1016: You are now terrified thinking that TI-Microwave will come true

1018: You realize that it was bagel, not donut.

The cream cheese gives it away

1020: You know that TI's actually working on a monochrome Bagel.
1021: You hope that TI will use the an 83+ OS on the Nspire software running the microwave.
1022: You're excited for BrandonW to hack the NSA with it.
1023: You're sad that you didn't get #1000
1024: You're happy you did get {1024}