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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #855 on: December 13, 2010, 10:42:32 pm »
1085. You have all the xkcd's on your calc.

1086. You've wrote in straight hex on the calc.
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Late last night, Quebec was invaded by a group calling themselves, "Omnimaga". Not much is known about these mysterious people except that they all carried calculators of some kind and they all seemed to converge on one house in particular. Experts estimate that the combined power of their fabled calculators is greater than all the worlds super computers put together. The group seems to be holding out in the home of a certain DJ_O, who the Omnimagians claim to be their founder. Such power has put the world at a standstill with everyone waiting to see what the Omnimagians will do...

Wait... This just in, the Omnimagians have sent the UN a list of demands that must be met or else the world will be "submitted to the wrath of Netham45's Lobster Army". Such demands include >9001 crates of peanuts, sacrificial blue lobsters, and a wide assortment of cherry flavored items. With such computing power stored in the hands of such people, we can only hope these demands are met.

In the wake of these events, we can only ask, Why? Why do these people make these demands, what caused them to gather, and what are their future plans...

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #856 on: December 13, 2010, 11:05:22 pm »
1087: You sat and watched the gif in the below quote all the way through.
Quote from: Builderboy on December 13, 2010, 09:36:47 pm
Quote from: Deep Thought on December 13, 2010, 09:24:57 pm
ASM programs are exempt, however, due to the tedium of typing hex.



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1088: You were surprised that there was no Rickroll at the end.
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1089: You don't really have a little brother. "Little brother" is the name of your second calc.  ;D
1090: You know that big brother "TI" is always watching.  :hyper:
1091: You have edited a post in this topic because you though of more things to add.
« Last Edit: December 13, 2010, 11:09:11 pm by Art_of_camelot »
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #857 on: December 14, 2010, 08:49:28 am »
1092: You have made Crusio Siege Tank operation by your calc.
1093: Your calc displays this whenever the tank shoot: "I'm about to drop the hammer and dispence some indiscriminate justice!"
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #858 on: December 14, 2010, 01:34:19 pm »
1094: You watch the Rickroll video on mute and you still hear the music.
1095: You also hear voices saying "The Game".
1096: Stare at the center of this picture for 30 seconds. Now look on the nearby wall. You should see a lobster.

1097: You seen Rick Astley instead.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #859 on: December 14, 2010, 01:41:29 pm »
1098: You saw The Game instead.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #860 on: December 14, 2010, 02:00:18 pm »
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1097: You seen Rick Astley instead.

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #861 on: December 14, 2010, 05:43:28 pm »
1100. You never use the backspace key on your computer keyboard. Always delete.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #862 on: December 14, 2010, 05:48:32 pm »
1101.  You get frustrated that there is no Clear button.
1102.  Pictures are by default resized to 96x64 and converted to monochrome.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #863 on: December 14, 2010, 06:27:21 pm »
Mac keyboard:
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #864 on: December 14, 2010, 06:35:18 pm »
Does it actually clear the current line which you are typing?
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #865 on: December 14, 2010, 06:39:20 pm »
Nope, unfortunately not :( I think it's for forms. Not sure, haven't actually used it.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #866 on: December 14, 2010, 06:39:48 pm »
Oh, okay. Too bad :P
Edit: 1103. You modded the keyboard driver in OSX to make clear work like on TI Calculators.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #867 on: December 14, 2010, 10:43:24 pm »
Quote from: juju2143 on December 14, 2010, 01:34:19 pm
1096: Stare at the center of this picture for 30 seconds. Now look on the nearby wall. You should see a lobster.


1104. You forced yourself to see a lobster.

(Also, ctrl + backspace clears the previous word. Not exactly like clear but close)
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Wait... This just in, the Omnimagians have sent the UN a list of demands that must be met or else the world will be "submitted to the wrath of Netham45's Lobster Army". Such demands include >9001 crates of peanuts, sacrificial blue lobsters, and a wide assortment of cherry flavored items. With such computing power stored in the hands of such people, we can only hope these demands are met.

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #868 on: December 15, 2010, 11:07:31 am »
Or Option+Backspace if you use a Mac.

1105: You start all your essays and papers with »m.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #869 on: December 15, 2010, 07:44:51 pm »
1106: You tries to optimize like TI-BASIC in Java(I do this all the time)
1107: You know the reason why Java's Icon is coffee
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