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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #915 on: December 23, 2010, 10:29:27 am »
1150. You stay up at night thinking of things to add to this list.
1151. You forget the entire list by the time you log on to Omnimaga the following morning.
1152. The list you forgot could have filled a book as thick as the most recent edition of the Yellow Pages.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #916 on: December 23, 2010, 04:31:57 pm »
1153: Whenever a new sign is added, you're priinting it off and adding it to the book you're compiling.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #917 on: December 23, 2010, 04:33:40 pm »
1154: you made your calc into a time machine, and already have the book completely compiled. That's how you knew 1154 was this.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #918 on: December 23, 2010, 04:35:39 pm »
1155: You look at the people viewing the discussion and hope you're going to ninja someone  :devil:
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #919 on: December 23, 2010, 07:07:18 pm »
Quote from: graphmastur on December 23, 2010, 04:33:40 pm
1154: you made your calc into a time machine, and already have the book completely compiled. That's how you knew 1154 was this.

1156. You used your calc/time machine to see what was going to be 1156, and then changed it.
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In the wake of these events, we can only ask, Why? Why do these people make these demands, what caused them to gather, and what are their future plans...

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #920 on: December 23, 2010, 07:52:48 pm »
1157. You already know that 1158 will be unrelated to 1157 and will be about The Game.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #921 on: December 23, 2010, 07:57:56 pm »
1158. You know The Game is related to everything.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #922 on: December 23, 2010, 09:02:48 pm »
1159. You, of course, have a teleporter built-in to your calc.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #923 on: December 23, 2010, 09:40:49 pm »
1160: You've wired #1159 up to the port controlling your wireless modem.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #924 on: December 24, 2010, 07:34:54 pm »
1161: The first thing you look for on any new electronic device is the AsmPrgm( token :P
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #925 on: December 24, 2010, 07:55:25 pm »
1162: You get confused whenever you type on a computer keyboard because you can't get letters to display in capitals.

EDIT: W00T I FIGURED IT OUT
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #926 on: December 24, 2010, 07:57:37 pm »
1162: You can't wait to show off your calc programming skills to your grandparents tomorrow (aka Christmas Day).
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #927 on: December 24, 2010, 08:50:23 pm »
1163: When someone asks you what the 3rd row 4th column are on a calc, you immediately respond with "vars".
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #928 on: December 24, 2010, 08:56:51 pm »
1164: You understand what the rows and columns on a calc actually refer to.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #929 on: December 24, 2010, 11:53:34 pm »
1165. When someone asks you what is 7th in the catalog you immediately respond ASM(.
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Wait... This just in, the Omnimagians have sent the UN a list of demands that must be met or else the world will be "submitted to the wrath of Netham45's Lobster Army". Such demands include >9001 crates of peanuts, sacrificial blue lobsters, and a wide assortment of cherry flavored items. With such computing power stored in the hands of such people, we can only hope these demands are met.

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