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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1065 on: February 15, 2011, 11:07:05 pm »
Quote from: PeonHero on February 15, 2011, 10:11:00 pm
1290: You dream about TI-Cell Phone, a TI design calculator, but it can make calls and text other people.

http://clrhome.blogspot.com/2010/08/ti-phone-released.html

Quote from: PeonHero on February 15, 2011, 10:11:00 pm
1291: You can type 1+2+3+4....+100 in less than a minute

1292: You can calculate that faster on your calc than in your head.
1293: You actually practice and time yourself typing words.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1066 on: February 16, 2011, 07:48:28 am »
1294: You strongly believe that ur calc will save the world from 2012 apocolypse
1295: Your calc can divide by 0 and not get error.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1067 on: February 16, 2011, 09:19:27 am »
1296: Remember that calculator you were emulating the universe with? You accidentally divided by zero, and that universe suddenly went out of existence.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1068 on: February 16, 2011, 02:43:02 pm »
1297: Your calc is currently calculating what is the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Everything, after having calculated that the answer is 42.
1298: Your calc did it faster than Deep Thought.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1069 on: February 16, 2011, 03:02:01 pm »
1299: Your calc is the computer that was designed by the computer Deep Thought designed. (The Earth)

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Late last night, Quebec was invaded by a group calling themselves, "Omnimaga". Not much is known about these mysterious people except that they all carried calculators of some kind and they all seemed to converge on one house in particular. Experts estimate that the combined power of their fabled calculators is greater than all the worlds super computers put together. The group seems to be holding out in the home of a certain DJ_O, who the Omnimagians claim to be their founder. Such power has put the world at a standstill with everyone waiting to see what the Omnimagians will do...

Wait... This just in, the Omnimagians have sent the UN a list of demands that must be met or else the world will be "submitted to the wrath of Netham45's Lobster Army". Such demands include >9001 crates of peanuts, sacrificial blue lobsters, and a wide assortment of cherry flavored items. With such computing power stored in the hands of such people, we can only hope these demands are met.

In the wake of these events, we can only ask, Why? Why do these people make these demands, what caused them to gather, and what are their future plans...

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1070 on: February 16, 2011, 03:33:38 pm »
It's the Earth? O.O
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1071 on: February 17, 2011, 04:41:12 pm »
Quote from: Deep Thought on February 16, 2011, 03:33:38 pm
It's the Earth? O.O
No it's the computer the Earth designed.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1072 on: February 17, 2011, 05:58:52 pm »
1300: You already know the question: "What do you get when you multiply 6 and 9?"

It's really in the series! there's 5 books, BTW

hint: base 13
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1073 on: February 17, 2011, 06:02:45 pm »
1301: You know that the five book series is a trilogy (it really is)
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1074 on: February 17, 2011, 06:08:40 pm »
True, :P there's also a new one out now. Can't remember what it's called.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1075 on: February 17, 2011, 06:39:57 pm »
"And another thing..." (by Eion Colfer)

The ultimate trilogy. Six books.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1076 on: February 17, 2011, 07:55:13 pm »
1302: You know that a trilogy is always more than 3 books.
1303: You don't do jokes in base 13.
1304: You correct the above post. It's Eoin Colfer, not Eion.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1077 on: February 18, 2011, 07:13:18 pm »
1305: You got excited when you heard there was a sixth book coming out.

1306: You got even more excited when you found out it was being written by Eoin Colfer.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1078 on: February 18, 2011, 07:45:48 pm »
1307: You're really excited that this list is now into the 1300s.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1079 on: February 18, 2011, 08:13:20 pm »
1308: You're surprised it even took this long to reach this point.
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