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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1110 on: February 21, 2011, 08:47:51 pm »
1358. You own a trained attack lobster.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1111 on: February 21, 2011, 09:55:40 pm »
1359: You get calls from PETA asking about reports about a large, cherry-flavoured lizard in your backyard.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1112 on: February 21, 2011, 10:03:11 pm »
1360: They also complain about a giant squirrel. Omni's a real zoo here.
1361: You can't find any juju2143s. Also, you're pretty sure there's no juju2143 on Omnimaga and that he never existed or will never exist.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1113 on: February 21, 2011, 10:31:17 pm »
Quote from: Deep Thought on February 21, 2011, 09:55:40 pm
1359: You get calls from PETA asking about reports about a large, cherry-flavored lizard in your backyard.
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1362: You were the one that found out it was cherry-flavored....
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1114 on: February 21, 2011, 10:36:36 pm »
1363: You're a magical Fish who happens to know an electrical bat, a freakishly blue Lobster, a Squirrel, and a cherry flavored dragon [who likes to nibble on you].
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1115 on: February 21, 2011, 10:38:42 pm »
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1116 on: February 28, 2011, 05:21:30 pm »
1364: you know this is dying because 1337 has been passed.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1117 on: February 28, 2011, 06:12:33 pm »
1365: You would never let it die. Ever.
1366: You've repainted your ON button to read "AWAKEN".
1367: You don't actually own a calculator. It's all in your head.
1368: You're still one of the most popular calculator authors around.
1369: You don't program on a calculator. Your calculator is programming on you.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1118 on: February 28, 2011, 06:14:08 pm »
My signs: http://pastebin.com/yhcAkUgd

EDIT:  darn, I got ninja'd, oh well, start at #1370  :P

EDIT2: use this one.  :P
http://pastebin.com/5Rti3g0q
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1119 on: February 28, 2011, 06:17:44 pm »
1370: No. You ban yunhua98 for this sacrilegious act.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1120 on: February 28, 2011, 06:19:33 pm »
1371: fine.  :P
1372: Your calculator is writing these signs for you
1373: It's a published author
1374: Its pen name is J. K. Rowling
1375: You know that J. K. Rowling isn't Joann K. Rowling but rather Just Kidding Rowling (unrelated to TI at all XD)
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1121 on: February 28, 2011, 06:40:21 pm »
1376: Your calculator beat Watson. Twelve years ago.
1377: You type on a modified keyboard that reflects how the keys are laid out on WabbitEmu.
1378: You type on a modified keyboard that reflects how the keys are laid out on WabbitEmu Mac.
1379: You know what the difference is.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1122 on: February 28, 2011, 07:17:29 pm »
1380: Watson is your calculator, and exact copy of it.  But that was twelve years ago.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1123 on: February 28, 2011, 07:25:52 pm »
1381: Watson was your TI-81, twelve years ago. Your current TI-84+ SE is significantly more powerful.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1124 on: February 28, 2011, 08:49:34 pm »
1382: You're currently emulating watson and deep blue on your calc.
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