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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1155 on: March 06, 2011, 08:14:39 pm »
1419: Your calculator doesn't have to predict how many outfits Lady GaGa will wear in her next music video--it just goes up and asks her.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1156 on: March 06, 2011, 08:21:00 pm »
1420: your calculator has rebelled against you before.  :o
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1157 on: March 06, 2011, 08:23:54 pm »
10110001101: Your calculator can make its own music and sing it too.
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EDIT: I am apparently in the first second group of people.  I forgot the joke.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1158 on: March 06, 2011, 08:31:10 pm »
10110001110b: you're surprised we haven't reached a decimal number with these digits yet.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1159 on: March 06, 2011, 08:49:37 pm »
Quote from: ralphdspam on March 06, 2011, 07:37:48 pm
58A: Your calculator predicts how many outfits Lady Gaga will wear in her next music video.

1423: It's always right.
1424: That's because Lady Gaga now uses your calculator as a planning guide.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1160 on: March 06, 2011, 09:01:58 pm »
1425. You're name is present somewhere at TI's headquarters
1426. That "somewhere" is their "Wanted:  Dead or Alive" list :P
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1161 on: March 06, 2011, 09:08:30 pm »
Quote from: Deep Thought on March 06, 2011, 08:49:37 pm
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58A: Your calculator predicts how many outfits Lady Gaga will wear in her next music video.

1423: It's always right.
1424: That's because Lady Gaga now uses your calculator as a planning guide.
1427: Your calculator is in fact Lady Gaga's outfit designer.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1162 on: March 06, 2011, 09:08:48 pm »
Quote from: apcalc on March 06, 2011, 09:01:58 pm
1425. You're name is present somewhere at TI's headquarters
1426. That "somewhere" is their "Wanted:  Dead or Alive" list :P

1428: You are listed as an "Nemy of the Empire."
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1163 on: March 06, 2011, 10:02:08 pm »
1429: The movie "Weird Science" happened to you, but with your calc.
Just as you planned.
1430: Your calc has more common sense than you do. Sadly, this is not saying much.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1164 on: March 07, 2011, 12:17:25 am »
1431: You also lose when you see this
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1165 on: March 07, 2011, 02:45:19 am »
1432: You've contributed to Randomness/Utter Chaos.
1433: You have a time machine. Your calc built it for you out of some skeletons it had lying around in its closet.
1434: Your calc has its own personal closet.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1166 on: March 07, 2011, 04:14:05 pm »
101435: Your calc began the resistance movement against The Empire.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1167 on: March 07, 2011, 06:07:20 pm »
1436: 1435 is be cause the calc leading the resistance is Frankencalc, who is trying to stop your other calc, the leader of the Empire, from releasing something better than Frankencalc.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1168 on: March 07, 2011, 07:02:03 pm »
Why does this sound vaguely like TI's MP OSes vs all of the 3rd Party ones....
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1169 on: March 20, 2011, 06:40:27 pm »
1437: you have an MSD8X flash drive
1438: It takes you half an hour to organize said drive (very true story :P)
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