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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1230 on: April 13, 2011, 07:45:33 pm »
1489: You don't talk about crystal math.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1231 on: April 14, 2011, 08:44:43 am »
1490: You estimate how much time you slept with the new posts page.

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1232 on: April 14, 2011, 11:12:34 am »
1491: You enclose all your hex in brackets.
1492: You know everything about dance belts and nothing about ballet.
1493: You didn't think "Columbus" when you saw 1492.
1494: You are now attempting to learn Lua, a language that you had never heard of before.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1233 on: April 15, 2011, 01:49:37 pm »
1495: You see this video and you immediately think of all the things wrong with it:



1496: You list them.

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1) Calculators don't run .exe's

2) Only about four people in the community actually understand calc-to-computer transfer protocols well enough to write something like that

3) Windows XP probably doesn't allow USB communications when there are no active user accounts.

4) That calculator was so photoshopped :P
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1234 on: April 15, 2011, 05:37:30 pm »
Yeah, one would think by the time he got that developed he'd know which way the USB goes in :P
Also was that an 89 emulator, b/c the screen was too wide...

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1235 on: April 17, 2011, 03:08:16 am »
1497:  after finding a certain JS script to temporarily "edit" websites...

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1236 on: April 17, 2011, 03:29:49 am »
There's something like that built in Google Chrome.

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1237 on: April 17, 2011, 03:31:26 am »
1466: You plan to get married with your calc.
http://www.ticalc.org/archives/news/articles/11/118/118942.html

1498: You realize this thread alone is 21.8% of the entire "Humor and Jokes" content. O.O

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1238 on: April 17, 2011, 03:47:01 am »
1499: You speak EFnrgelnicshh.
1500: Fluently.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1239 on: April 22, 2011, 08:29:40 pm »
1501.  You can't let this thread die! :)


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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1240 on: April 22, 2011, 08:38:46 pm »
1501.  You can't let this thread die! :)
1502: You take the time to make sure signs aren't (somewhat) repeated ;D (except for those two posts by Deep Thought and Juju :P)
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1120: You were surprised that this thread kind of died
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1365: You would never let it die. Ever.
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Never gonna give it up,
Never gonna let it die,
Never gonna run around
And ignore this

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1241 on: April 22, 2011, 11:56:33 pm »
1369: You don't program on a calculator. Your calculator is programming on you.

1503: You don't even live in Soviet Russia.
1504: You realize I quoted myself.
1505:
1504: You realize I quoted myself.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1242 on: April 23, 2011, 12:00:18 am »
1506: Your calc is a ninja.
1507: Of the posting kind, too.
1508: OmnomIRC is your main form of entertainment.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1243 on: April 24, 2011, 10:01:41 pm »
1509: When you go camping you pack an 83 in your survival kit and you keep a spare in the glove (of the car)

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1244 on: April 25, 2011, 12:22:55 am »
1510: ...and spare batteries, and msd8x flash drive/adapter, and programming notebook, and head light
1511: You're not content with bringing just one calc
1512: You saw the reply number of the previous post and juju's nick came to mind
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