1613: you have gotten so used to the awesomeness you no longer black out

1610: There was a stickie on it, a note from yourself, letting you know that you hit a Ballmer Peak last night, explaining both the CX and the girl in your bed

There wasn't a slidecase included? ;_;

1615: You were more excited about the calc beside your bed than the girl.
1616:The first thing you put on the calc is a video of "Never gonna give you up"

1618: The girl is also more interested in the calc.

1619: She set you up on an internal ethanol pump to keep you on your Ballmer peak.
1620: It's powered by AAAs
1621: Four of them
1622: The z80 processor it uses is overclocked to 3.2GHz

Quote from: Freyaday on May 30, 2011, 03:05:00 pm

1619: She set you up on an internal ethanol pump to keep you on your Ballmer peak.
1620: It's powered by AAAs
1621: Four of them
1622: The z80 processor it uses is overclocked to 3.2GHz

1623:you added radioactive elements to it so it is now overclocks at 5ghz

1624: You swapped out the transistors for memristors and now it's so fast nobody can measure it.
1625: So now not only can you run Crysis on it, but also every single game ever made for any platform that ever existed anywhere (and a few that didn't) simultaneously

1627: You are getting really excited about how many replies there are.
1628: You notice that there's 4 posts left after this.
1629: You consider quintuple posting.