1671: You spend sleepless nights in your basement building the TI-Voyage 9999 Silver Edition Titanium.
1672: You take apart cell phones for the link jacks.
1673: You can name more calculators than U.S. presidents.

1675: You say "ERR:Syntax" instead of "spelling mistake"
1675 bis: you say "Pause 108000" instead of "Wait a minute"

144. Your math teacher asks you to stop putting games on people's calculator.

144 bis: Your math teacher asks you to put games on his/her calculator 

177 - you can change the name of a program WITHOUT using Rcl to copy it to another one

(you can do it with DoorsCS for example, even if it is protected or in Assembly)

Quote from: Hayleia on June 08, 2011, 07:38:59 am

1675 bis: you say "Pause 108000" instead of "Wait a minute"

But that's not 16-bit

:'( you killed my joke !!! Hey, jokes aren't always stuck to reality (is this sentence English ?). But you are right. I should have put 2 pauses (it would be even more ridiculous ). It's just that we say "Wait a minute" and not "Wait 17 seconds" or I don't know what else, so when I wrote the joke, I didn't think about the bits, I only made 1800x60.

1677: You write a BASIC program to solve a problem on the SAT.
1678: You write an Axe program to solve a problem on the SAT.
1679: You write an ASM Hex program to solve a problem on the SAT.

Also, what is SAT ?

It's a (very large) standardized test in the USA that TI seems to put a lot of emphasis on when it comes to marketing calculators.

1674: you go crazy when unable to browse omni for 3 days

1676: You don't congratulate yourself on a post well done until it gets +1ed
1677: You wonder why your Language teachers dock you points for starting lines with periods, especially seeing as how they weren't supposed to read those lines anyway.
1678: You start a new line every 16 characters, and your sentences are separated by
:s
1679: You know how to interface with a USB catgirl.
1680: A day isn't done until you've posted in this topic.