1701a: You use the link port in your ear even though you will lose friends because of it.
1701b: This reason did not have to do with star trek.

1700: But you're still trying to find a surgeon who will wire the USB port you had implanted in your arm up to the calc in your head

1703: You understand the reference.

1705: You hit refresh repeatedly to see what others think of your project update.
1706: You check said topic as soon as you make this post
1707: You're disappointed when there aren't any replies.

1709: you just looked through your personal stats to determine what percentage of your time you have spent logged into omni over the past year and came up with 4.5%
1710: you then try to rationalise it, saying that there was a lot of time spent at school and asleep which really shouldn't be included in that time, making the percentage considerably higher

EDIT:
1711: you then look up at freyadays 'time spent online' stat and feel ashamed

1713: DJ_O is, in fact, your God.

lol I've spent just over a week actually on here
1715: You then look at DJ_O's and faint.

1716: You get up in the middle of the night and go on Omni.

1717: You try to type gmail.com and automatically type in omnimaga.org three times.