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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1515 on: July 29, 2011, 05:53:15 pm »
1848: You know how to artificially change anyone's post count on Omnimaga.

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1516 on: July 30, 2011, 10:44:27 am »
1849: You know your 2s power tables.




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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1517 on: July 30, 2011, 03:59:18 pm »
1849: You know your 2s power tables.
1850: Up to 2^9001.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1518 on: August 04, 2011, 08:28:58 pm »
1851. You built a little bed for your calc.
1852. You have to include "calc" in each sign you post.
1853. You put Axe on a TI-30XIIS calc.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1519 on: August 04, 2011, 11:45:11 pm »
1851. You built a little bed for your calc.
Darn... Now I want to.




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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1520 on: August 05, 2011, 12:18:10 am »
1854: You wish calcs supported as advanced languages as C++

1855: You wish Axe had a computer version (seriously, it would be awesome)

1856: You hope for a future where calculators become portable programming devices that can program in any language

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1521 on: August 05, 2011, 03:08:51 am »
1857: You listen to Omnimaga radio from your calculator (computer --> calculator --> sound)

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1522 on: August 05, 2011, 08:18:03 am »
1763: [*
1858: You modify a duplicate post in this thread instead of deleting it, because deleting it would make you :'(
1859: You've learned how not to loose the game.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1523 on: August 05, 2011, 06:04:34 pm »
1848: You have a pink USB cable.
1849: Same as above but an I/O cable.
1850: You drew 8*8 blue lobsters all over said cable.
1851: The sprites are your own work and they actually look like lobsters O.O
1852: You sprited them with a calc.
1853: Once you got tired of drawing little squares you just wrote the hex instead
1854: You use it/them exclusively.

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1524 on: August 05, 2011, 06:13:14 pm »
1855: You can recognize every member here by their sigs
1856:  Even the members without sigs.

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1525 on: August 05, 2011, 06:16:08 pm »
1855: You can recognize every member here by their sigs
1856:  Even the members without sigs.
1857: And avatars.
1858: Even if they don't have an avatar or are using omnimaga.org/avs/
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1526 on: August 05, 2011, 06:31:26 pm »
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1527 on: August 05, 2011, 10:33:02 pm »
1859: You wonder why the list of signs that you are addicted to calcs and omni is limited to 9001.

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1528 on: August 05, 2011, 11:41:21 pm »
1860: You originally thought the list read >9001 signs.

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #1529 on: August 06, 2011, 12:44:03 am »
1861: Your favorite numbers are 0 1 2 4 16 42 64 83 84 86 96 128 255 786 6144 9001 65535
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