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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #2445 on: July 01, 2012, 09:10:48 pm »
2920: Your calc shoots lazer beams

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #2446 on: July 01, 2012, 09:25:24 pm »
2921: Your calc is alive
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #2447 on: July 01, 2012, 10:11:15 pm »
2922: Your calc has created its own virtual universe, and concluded that humanity's best option is to worship Casio like slaves
2923: Twice

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #2448 on: July 01, 2012, 10:14:00 pm »
2924: You sleep with your calc.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #2449 on: July 01, 2012, 10:26:46 pm »
2925: You can't sleep without your calc.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #2450 on: July 02, 2012, 02:24:43 am »
2925: You can't sleep without your calc.
2926: You couldn't sleep with all of your calcs in one bed
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #2451 on: July 02, 2012, 06:48:39 am »
2927: Your bed is made of calcs.

2928: All of which you program and game on

2929: You notice interesting numbers for signs

2930: Calcs for math? Who has ever heard of something so outrageously ridiculous?

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #2452 on: July 02, 2012, 07:39:03 am »
2931: You have an internship at TI x)


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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #2453 on: July 02, 2012, 10:58:16 am »
2932: You have an internship at Casio
2933: For free.
2934: Your house is made of calcs.
Due to dissatisfaction, I will be inactive on Omnimaga until further notice. (?? THP hasn't been much success and there's also the CE. I might possibly be here for a while.)
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #2454 on: July 02, 2012, 11:24:45 am »
2935: You know QMET

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #2455 on: July 02, 2012, 11:27:07 am »
2936: You spend 25 hours per day programming on your calc.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #2456 on: July 02, 2012, 11:28:34 am »
2937: remember every single sign posted in this thread

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #2457 on: July 02, 2012, 11:29:22 am »
2936: You spend 25 hours per day programming on your calc.
2938: this because programming causes RAM Clears that kills your clock, so you see 25 hours pass

2935: You know QMET
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #2458 on: July 02, 2012, 11:35:21 am »
2939: You often refer IRL to omnimaga

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #2459 on: July 02, 2012, 11:40:22 am »
2940: Your TI-89 counts down the days until the AMC
Due to dissatisfaction, I will be inactive on Omnimaga until further notice. (?? THP hasn't been much success and there's also the CE. I might possibly be here for a while.)
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