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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #2550 on: July 25, 2012, 02:16:47 pm »
3076: You program on every calc you see lying around (true story)

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #2551 on: July 25, 2012, 02:42:11 pm »
3077: you have programmed on more than 1 calc at the same time (True Story)
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #2552 on: July 25, 2012, 03:59:46 pm »
3078: If a reason is true you write behind it in brackets true story (true story)

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #2553 on: July 25, 2012, 04:07:14 pm »
3076: You program on every calc you see lying around (true story)
3079: Even on non-programmable ones (false story)

3078: If a reason is true you write behind it in brackets true story (true story)
3080: If a reason is false, you write behind it in brackets false story (true story)
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #2554 on: July 25, 2012, 06:23:27 pm »
3076: You program on every calc you see lying around (true story)
3081: Actually, you can program on every single electronic device in your house. (mostly true story, but not all. I'm not hacking my old cathodic TV.)
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #2555 on: July 25, 2012, 11:54:02 pm »
3082: You write a review for every calc you have.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #2556 on: July 26, 2012, 12:00:09 am »
3083: You love back-to-school sales because you can get calculators for cheaper than normal. :D

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #2557 on: July 26, 2012, 12:16:21 am »
3084: You browse EBay, Amazon, and educational retailers daily for calculator deals.
3085: 75% of the time, it's 3 AM.
3086: ... so you end up accidentally ordering 9999 calculators.
3087: You keep them all.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #2558 on: July 26, 2012, 12:23:06 am »
3088: I have a llama in my backyard.
3089: You excuse me for being random because it really is 3 AM.

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #2559 on: July 26, 2012, 12:42:42 am »
3090: You spend 50% of your income on calcs and calc related stuff.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #2560 on: July 26, 2012, 01:56:34 am »
3091: You wonder how many signs this thread legitimately has.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #2561 on: July 26, 2012, 07:40:47 am »
3092: >.9001 (True Story)

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #2562 on: July 27, 2012, 12:59:25 pm »
3093: You are always trying desperate to find new reasons. (True Story)

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #2563 on: July 27, 2012, 01:07:16 pm »
3094: you know that GLaDOS is a calculator in disguise
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #2564 on: July 27, 2012, 01:43:01 pm »
3036: You are a calculator
3094: you are a calculator
I propose that the next signs is a 3095 bis then, so the figures are right :P

edit: Fixed
« Last Edit: July 27, 2012, 01:53:09 pm by Hayleia »
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