Author Topic: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni  (Read 843667 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Hayleia

  • Programming Absol
  • Coder Of Tomorrow
  • LV12 Extreme Poster (Next: 5000)
  • ************
  • Posts: 3367
  • Rating: +393/-7
    • View Profile
Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #2850 on: October 12, 2012, 10:53:53 am »
3449: You try to plug in your T.I. all the headphones and earphones you see but you can't find one that is compatible with the I/O port.
3450: You're listenning music with your T.I.
You need a 2.5 to 3.5 adapter, then you'll be able to listen to music :)
With TruVid, you can even watch movies on your 84+ :D
I own: 83+ ; 84+SE ; 76.fr ; CX CAS ; Prizm ; 84+CSE
Sorry if I answer with something that seems unrelated, English is not my primary language and I might not have understood well. Sorry if I make English mistakes too.

click here to know where you got your last +1s

Offline Xaychru04

  • LV1 Newcomer (Next: 20)
  • *
  • Posts: 9
  • Rating: +0/-0
    • View Profile
    • Xaychru04's blog
Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #2851 on: October 12, 2012, 11:59:37 am »
Wow, that's incredible !
I should try it !

Offline Scipi

  • Omni Kitten Meow~ =^ω^=
  • LV10 31337 u53r (Next: 2000)
  • **********
  • Posts: 1547
  • Rating: +192/-3
  • Meow :3
    • View Profile
    • ScipiSoftware
Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #2852 on: October 12, 2012, 03:29:14 pm »
3451: You set out to post 100 signs at once
3452: You plan on succeeding
3453: You write each sign in notepad
3454: You're scared of being ninja'd and getting your count messed up
3455: You have a certain methodology to completing this challange
3456: You resist the urge to ramble
3457: You fail to resist the urge
3458: You start posting random crap
3459: You try not to repeat any signs
3460: You still manage to repeat stuffs in here. A lot

3461: You're calculator is your best friend
3462: You've proposed to your calculator
3463: You appeal for laws that legalize calculator marriages.
3464: You are now pronounced Nerd and Calculator
3465: Your honeymoon is to TI or Casio HQ
3466: You try to put all jokes aside and be serious for once
3467: You fail utterly
3468: You start a family with your calculator
3469: Your calculator ends up "wearing the pants" in the family
3470: You wake up from some weird dream in which you married your calculator and somehow started a family

3471: You write signs to epic music (Pokemon Center Theme)
3472: Doo Doo DoDa Da DaDaDa
3473: You take on a Nuzlocke Challange
3474: You've already lost a pokemon
3475: You miss him...
3476: Requiescat in pace, Stingy (Weedle)
3477: You use the original Nuzlocke ruleset
3478: You change one rule to apply to the first seen pokemon in an area that you have not caught yet
3479: You change that rule because you ended up with >9001 Rattatas
3480: You are playing pokemon while reading/writing this

3481: You realize you should realyy be catching up on your Computer Science HW
3482: Meh, maybe later :3
3483: You love procrastination
3484: You hate procrastination
3485: You are lazy
3486:
3487: You actually make an original sign
3488: You immediately spam it to take away all trace of originality
3489: Originality must be destroyed
3490: Memes will conquer the Earth!

3491: The stress and hard work of thinking of an original sign caused your mind to snap
3492: The end result you can see up there ^
3493: You just realize you've been rambling all this time
3494: FUUUUUUUUUU-
3495: You don't care :3
3496: You want :3 to have its own emoticon
3497: You make an empticon exactly for this purpose
3498: You showcase the emoticon in your sig
3499: You check to make sure it's still there :P
3500: You are agast that we're halfway through

3501: You are a huge starcraft fan
3502: You watch starcraft games on twitch.tv
3503: You play starcraft while coding on your calc
3504: And while eating peanuts
3505: That are cherry flavoured
3506: That are of Rick Astley's The Game Brand
3507: Also while listening to DJ_O's music
3508: That you have modded Starcraft to play instead of the default music
3509: You also mod starcraft to change Zerg Drones into Blue Lobsters
3510: They destroy everything

3511: EVERYTHING
3512: You don't play Starcraft, but you love the Total War seires
3513: You have Darthmod for your games to up the difficulty
3514: You still pwn everything
3515: You immediately get destroyed in multiplayer
3516: You start feeling down and unconfident
3517: You come to Omni to cheer yourself up
3518: You still get on IRC despite Omnom being down
3519: You post on omni every day
3520: You lurk on omni every day

3521: You  start finding the pokemon center music a little repetative
3522: You leave and enter Viridian City
3523: You suddenly feel a little more sane
3524: You slap youself to make the feeling go away
3525: Bad sanity! Nobody wants you!
3526: You don't take any breaks writing this
3527: You realize it's probably bad for your sanity
3528: You keep at it, because who wants to be sane? :3
3529: You need help XD
3530: You snap beck to being serious

3531: It doesn't last long...
3532: You are a fan of Homestuck
3533: You've met Andrew Hussie
3534: You realize you've known Hussie for years (He used to play a game I adore called Singularity)
3535: You know exactly how the seires is made, and who helps make them
3536: You find it even more ironic you met them all through pesterchum
3537: You get the subtle irony I put in that last sign as well
3538: You realize Hayleia's Absol was looking at your signs the whole time, try to read them before everyone else
3539: You cover up the signs so Absol can't see them. No Absol, no peeking.
3540: You see the end in sight... 10 more signs...

3541: You down 5 pots of coffee to prep you for this final stretch
3542: You know it's going to torment your mind, laugh at you while you feebly try to come up with something new
3543: You consider posting random crap, but you know you've already done that
3544: You feel your mind start to slip away, more and more, as you rack your brain for ideas
3545: You develop a headache from the sustained effort
3546: You realize too late that willpower is a finite quality
3547: You feel like giving up... It can't be done
3548: You know you must continue on though
3549: Oh hey, I'm already at the end...
3550: You successfully complete this challenge

Imma Cat! =^_^= :3 (It's an emoticon now!)
Spoiler For Things I find interesting:
Spoiler For AI Programming:
Spoiler For Shameless advertising:

Spoiler For OldSig:





Spoiler For IMPORTANT NEWS!:
Late last night, Quebec was invaded by a group calling themselves, "Omnimaga". Not much is known about these mysterious people except that they all carried calculators of some kind and they all seemed to converge on one house in particular. Experts estimate that the combined power of their fabled calculators is greater than all the worlds super computers put together. The group seems to be holding out in the home of a certain DJ_O, who the Omnimagians claim to be their founder. Such power has put the world at a standstill with everyone waiting to see what the Omnimagians will do...

Wait... This just in, the Omnimagians have sent the UN a list of demands that must be met or else the world will be "submitted to the wrath of Netham45's Lobster Army". Such demands include >9001 crates of peanuts, sacrificial blue lobsters, and a wide assortment of cherry flavored items. With such computing power stored in the hands of such people, we can only hope these demands are met.

In the wake of these events, we can only ask, Why? Why do these people make these demands, what caused them to gather, and what are their future plans...

Offline epic7

  • Chopin!
  • LV11 Super Veteran (Next: 3000)
  • ***********
  • Posts: 2200
  • Rating: +135/-8
  • I like robots
    • View Profile
Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #2853 on: October 12, 2012, 06:19:49 pm »
3551: You find the man who wrote 100 signs to be worthy of a grand round of applause.

Offline Scipi

  • Omni Kitten Meow~ =^ω^=
  • LV10 31337 u53r (Next: 2000)
  • **********
  • Posts: 1547
  • Rating: +192/-3
  • Meow :3
    • View Profile
    • ScipiSoftware
Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #2854 on: October 12, 2012, 06:34:51 pm »
3551: You find the man who wrote 100 signs to be worthy of a grand round of applause.


:D We should make this a challenge, come up with 100 signs at once. :P

Imma Cat! =^_^= :3 (It's an emoticon now!)
Spoiler For Things I find interesting:
Spoiler For AI Programming:
Spoiler For Shameless advertising:

Spoiler For OldSig:





Spoiler For IMPORTANT NEWS!:
Late last night, Quebec was invaded by a group calling themselves, "Omnimaga". Not much is known about these mysterious people except that they all carried calculators of some kind and they all seemed to converge on one house in particular. Experts estimate that the combined power of their fabled calculators is greater than all the worlds super computers put together. The group seems to be holding out in the home of a certain DJ_O, who the Omnimagians claim to be their founder. Such power has put the world at a standstill with everyone waiting to see what the Omnimagians will do...

Wait... This just in, the Omnimagians have sent the UN a list of demands that must be met or else the world will be "submitted to the wrath of Netham45's Lobster Army". Such demands include >9001 crates of peanuts, sacrificial blue lobsters, and a wide assortment of cherry flavored items. With such computing power stored in the hands of such people, we can only hope these demands are met.

In the wake of these events, we can only ask, Why? Why do these people make these demands, what caused them to gather, and what are their future plans...

Offline Sorunome

  • Fox Fox Fox Fox Fox Fox Fox!
  • Support Staff
  • LV13 Extreme Addict (Next: 9001)
  • *************
  • Posts: 7920
  • Rating: +374/-13
  • Derpy Hooves
    • View Profile
    • My website! (You might lose the game)
Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #2855 on: October 19, 2012, 04:24:01 pm »
3552: You use your laptop as a graphicalc calulator during calculus (true story)
3553: You even use your laptop during drama - only to rickroll people (true story)
3554: And you download the rickroll then (true story)
3555: And then in english you take it out and play again the rickroll... (true story)
3556: You post this during english class (true story)
« Last Edit: October 19, 2012, 04:26:11 pm by Sorunome »

THE GAME
Also, check out my website
If OmnomIRC is screwed up, blame me!
Click here to give me an internet!

Offline blue_bear_94

  • LV8 Addict (Next: 1000)
  • ********
  • Posts: 801
  • Rating: +25/-35
  • Touhou Enthusiast / Former Troll / 68k Programmer
    • View Profile
Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #2856 on: October 19, 2012, 05:15:57 pm »
3557: You require yourself to fulfill a certain number of hours of calculator programming (like community service hours).
Due to dissatisfaction, I will be inactive on Omnimaga until further notice. (?? THP hasn't been much success and there's also the CE. I might possibly be here for a while.)
If you want to implore me to come back, or otherwise contact me, I can be found on GitHub (bluebear94), Twitter (@melranosF_), Reddit (/u/Fluffy8x), or e-mail (if you know my address). As a last resort, send me a PM on Cemetech (bluebear94) or join Touhou Prono (don't be fooled by the name). I've also enabled notifications for PMs on Omnimaga, but I don't advise using that since I might be banned.
Elvyna (Sunrise) 4 5%
TI-84+SE User (2.30 2.55 MP 2.43)
TI-89 Titanium User (3.10)
Casio Prizm User? (1.02)
Bag  東方ぷろの

Offline TIfanx1999

  • ಠ_ಠ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • CoT Emeritus
  • LV13 Extreme Addict (Next: 9001)
  • *
  • Posts: 6173
  • Rating: +191/-9
    • View Profile
Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #2857 on: October 21, 2012, 03:58:32 am »
@Homer-16 O.O Holy Guacamole dude! I'm not sure all of those qualify though... you er um ah rambled... quite a bit and posted some random unrelated shiz... :S

Offline DJ Omnimaga

  • Clacualters are teh gr33t
  • CoT Emeritus
  • LV15 Omnimagician (Next: --)
  • *
  • Posts: 55943
  • Rating: +3154/-232
  • CodeWalrus founder & retired Omnimaga founder
    • View Profile
    • Dream of Omnimaga Music
Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #2858 on: October 21, 2012, 12:15:05 pm »
Lol HOMER, that must be a record in  this thread.

Also,

How the fudge does that GIF fit in 334 KB? I clicked properties expecting some 2-8 MB image totally destroying my bandwidth.

Offline Scipi

  • Omni Kitten Meow~ =^ω^=
  • LV10 31337 u53r (Next: 2000)
  • **********
  • Posts: 1547
  • Rating: +192/-3
  • Meow :3
    • View Profile
    • ScipiSoftware
Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #2859 on: October 21, 2012, 01:00:14 pm »
@Homer-16 O.O Holy Guacamole dude! I'm not sure all of those qualify though... you er um ah rambled... quite a bit and posted some random unrelated shiz... :S

Yeah, I have a problem with rambling :s I was going for more of a comedic, tongue-in-cheek standpoint than outright quality :P

Imma Cat! =^_^= :3 (It's an emoticon now!)
Spoiler For Things I find interesting:
Spoiler For AI Programming:
Spoiler For Shameless advertising:

Spoiler For OldSig:





Spoiler For IMPORTANT NEWS!:
Late last night, Quebec was invaded by a group calling themselves, "Omnimaga". Not much is known about these mysterious people except that they all carried calculators of some kind and they all seemed to converge on one house in particular. Experts estimate that the combined power of their fabled calculators is greater than all the worlds super computers put together. The group seems to be holding out in the home of a certain DJ_O, who the Omnimagians claim to be their founder. Such power has put the world at a standstill with everyone waiting to see what the Omnimagians will do...

Wait... This just in, the Omnimagians have sent the UN a list of demands that must be met or else the world will be "submitted to the wrath of Netham45's Lobster Army". Such demands include >9001 crates of peanuts, sacrificial blue lobsters, and a wide assortment of cherry flavored items. With such computing power stored in the hands of such people, we can only hope these demands are met.

In the wake of these events, we can only ask, Why? Why do these people make these demands, what caused them to gather, and what are their future plans...

Offline DJ Omnimaga

  • Clacualters are teh gr33t
  • CoT Emeritus
  • LV15 Omnimagician (Next: --)
  • *
  • Posts: 55943
  • Rating: +3154/-232
  • CodeWalrus founder & retired Omnimaga founder
    • View Profile
    • Dream of Omnimaga Music
Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #2860 on: October 21, 2012, 11:19:11 pm »
3558: You purposely put every [code] tags inside [spoiler] ones so Chrome users switches to a browser that can render Omnimaga properly (such as IE9, Firefox and Opera)

Spoiler For Spoiler:
Used spoiler for Chrome users :trollface:
Code: [Select]
Your
Code
Here
End
« Last Edit: October 21, 2012, 11:19:36 pm by DJ_O »

Offline jwalker

  • LV7 Elite (Next: 700)
  • *******
  • Posts: 660
  • Rating: +13/-0
  • Almost everything I have released includes a 'WZ'
    • View Profile
Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #2861 on: October 21, 2012, 11:23:47 pm »
3559: You have to make a PowerPoint presentation for english class and someones asks "Did you make the presentation on your calculator??"

This is a true story, I was plugging it in to charge it up because I had been playing nDoom for hours.
<a href="http://www.nerdtests.com/ft_cg.php?im">
<img src="http://www.nerdtests.com/images/ft/cg.php?val=9612" alt="My computer geek score is greater than 41% of all people in the world! How do you compare? Click here to find out!"> </a>

Support Casio-Scene against the attacks of matt @ matpac.co.uk ! For more information: Casio-Scene shuts down & Matt actions threads

Offline Rhombicuboctahedron

  • LV6 Super Member (Next: 500)
  • ******
  • Posts: 437
  • Rating: +41/-6
    • View Profile
Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #2862 on: October 21, 2012, 11:36:40 pm »
3560: Everytime you drive by the omni hotel on the west side of Houston you think about omnimaga
3561: You vote Romney because it rhymes with omni
3562: The first time you have ever played Pokemon is on your calculator

Offline Scipi

  • Omni Kitten Meow~ =^ω^=
  • LV10 31337 u53r (Next: 2000)
  • **********
  • Posts: 1547
  • Rating: +192/-3
  • Meow :3
    • View Profile
    • ScipiSoftware
Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #2863 on: October 22, 2012, 12:33:33 am »
3561: You vote Romney because it rhymes with omni
3562: The first time you have ever played Pokemon is on your calculator

You're scaring me, lol :P

3558: You purposely put every [code] tags inside [spoiler] ones so Chrome users switches to a browser that can render Omnimaga properly (such as IE9, Firefox and Opera)

[spoiler]Used spoiler for Chrome users :trollface:
[code]Your
Code
Here
End[/code][/spoiler]

3563: You quote the spoiler and put [nobbc][/nobbc] blocks around it

Imma Cat! =^_^= :3 (It's an emoticon now!)
Spoiler For Things I find interesting:
Spoiler For AI Programming:
Spoiler For Shameless advertising:

Spoiler For OldSig:





Spoiler For IMPORTANT NEWS!:
Late last night, Quebec was invaded by a group calling themselves, "Omnimaga". Not much is known about these mysterious people except that they all carried calculators of some kind and they all seemed to converge on one house in particular. Experts estimate that the combined power of their fabled calculators is greater than all the worlds super computers put together. The group seems to be holding out in the home of a certain DJ_O, who the Omnimagians claim to be their founder. Such power has put the world at a standstill with everyone waiting to see what the Omnimagians will do...

Wait... This just in, the Omnimagians have sent the UN a list of demands that must be met or else the world will be "submitted to the wrath of Netham45's Lobster Army". Such demands include >9001 crates of peanuts, sacrificial blue lobsters, and a wide assortment of cherry flavored items. With such computing power stored in the hands of such people, we can only hope these demands are met.

In the wake of these events, we can only ask, Why? Why do these people make these demands, what caused them to gather, and what are their future plans...

Offline Hayleia

  • Programming Absol
  • Coder Of Tomorrow
  • LV12 Extreme Poster (Next: 5000)
  • ************
  • Posts: 3367
  • Rating: +393/-7
    • View Profile
Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #2864 on: October 22, 2012, 02:45:06 am »
3562: The first time you have ever played Pokemon is on your calculator
In fact, I played it on a calc before playing it on a GameBoy :P
I had my first Gameboy when I was 17 (but I had already played it on emulators :))
I own: 83+ ; 84+SE ; 76.fr ; CX CAS ; Prizm ; 84+CSE
Sorry if I answer with something that seems unrelated, English is not my primary language and I might not have understood well. Sorry if I make English mistakes too.

click here to know where you got your last +1s