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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #3630 on: May 04, 2013, 02:07:04 pm »
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #3631 on: May 05, 2013, 03:18:06 am »
Extension to 2595: You reference it every time you upload a file to ticalc to make sure you're doing it right.
Another extension to 1502: If you find that a sign would be repeated, you just call it an extension and don't count it.
5090: You make random signs pointing to old signs as a way to get people to read back through the topic. :P
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #3632 on: May 05, 2013, 07:12:41 am »
5090:you make an web broser and buy a pizza with help of your calc
5091:you always buy the newest calc :ninja:
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #3633 on: May 07, 2013, 05:29:43 pm »
  • #5092: Instead of counting sheep to go to sleep, you convert binary to hex.
  • #5093: When the bride is walking down the asile of a distant 2nd cousin's wedding, you are clicking away on your beloved TI-84 Plus SE.
  • #5094: One hour later, you accidentally drop your calc in a toilet while trying to hold all of your stuff.  :'(

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #3634 on: May 07, 2013, 06:04:29 pm »
5095: You don't always buy the newest calc, you wait to see if it is any good.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #3635 on: May 07, 2013, 06:28:50 pm »
5096: You want DJ to keep programming his new (potential) Zelda game
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #3636 on: May 07, 2013, 07:14:53 pm »
5097: You buy a 84PSE so you can get his Zelda game
5098: You wonder where the heck I have been for the last month or two.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #3637 on: May 07, 2013, 08:06:29 pm »
5099: You know
6000: 3001 left!
6001: You install Cygwin just to make a cross compiler (true story)
6002: You know that steak is the choice food of epic7 and pimath
6003: You are a band nerd and a calc nerd, rolled into one
6004: You know that epic7 is a poophead for not being in marching/concert band next year
6005: You know why I posted this many reasons
6006: PALINDROME!!!
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #3638 on: May 07, 2013, 09:33:49 pm »
5107: Guess it's time to fix the numbering. Again.
5108: You watch hockey and there's a player named Cowen but you mishear it as Bauwens.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #3639 on: May 07, 2013, 10:55:45 pm »
5114: All your work is for nothing
5115: You still correct the numbering
5116: One of the few true stories that is a sign you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Spoiler For Spoiler:
Quote from: Streetwalker
5037 : You second that. ^
Quote from: Homer-16
#5039: Whenever there is a new numbering format, you post a few signs with it
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Quote from: codebender
#5046: When people play on an iPhone, you play on a calculator.
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5045: You actually explore the ancient realms of Omnimaga on invisionfree and the like. (true story)
5046: You voted "Netham45 is not a lobster" even though you're going to say "HE IS SO A LOBSTER right after that" (true story)
5047: You chant "Netham45 is a lobster" subtly in class all day until you have a group of people chanting it with you without having any idea what the origin of the saying is. (true story)
5047: http://files.julosoft.net/youareapirate.swf (COMPLETELY TRUE STORY BRUTHAH)
 
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5069: You are on a light crew (true story)
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5090: You make random signs pointing to old signs as a way to get people to read back through the topic. :P
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5090:you make an web broser and buy a pizza with help of your calc
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5099: You know
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #3640 on: May 08, 2013, 12:16:56 am »
5013: You translate your calculator's interface into your constructed language (Enare ci elsa.)
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #3641 on: May 08, 2013, 12:20:03 am »
5118: You are the only one left crazy enough to break Axe.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #3642 on: May 08, 2013, 01:01:30 am »
Quote from: Rhombicuboctahedron on May 07, 2013, 10:55:45 pm
5114: All your work is for nothing
5115: You still correct the numbering
5116: One of the few true stories that is a sign you're addicted to calcs and Omni
Spoiler For Spoiler:
Quote from: Streetwalker
5037 : You second that. ^
Quote from: Homer-16
#5039: Whenever there is a new numbering format, you post a few signs with it
-1
Quote from: codebender
#5046: When people play on an iPhone, you play on a calculator.
Quote from: Dapianokid
5045: You actually explore the ancient realms of Omnimaga on invisionfree and the like. (true story)
5046: You voted "Netham45 is not a lobster" even though you're going to say "HE IS SO A LOBSTER right after that" (true story)
5047: You chant "Netham45 is a lobster" subtly in class all day until you have a group of people chanting it with you without having any idea what the origin of the saying is. (true story)
5047: http://files.julosoft.net/youareapirate.swf (COMPLETELY TRUE STORY BRUTHAH)
 
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5069: You are on a light crew (true story)
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5090: You make random signs pointing to old signs as a way to get people to read back through the topic. :P
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5090:you make an web broser and buy a pizza with help of your calc
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5099: You know
6000: 3001 left!


Just to point out on the first error, I counted codebender's post as a sign

Quote from: codebender on April 28, 2013, 06:31:59 pm
#[I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANY MORE!]: What on earth?  This is just getting weird...   <_<

That would have been 5038

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#5039: Whenever there is a new numbering format, you post a few signs with it

Making my number correct :P

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #3643 on: May 08, 2013, 03:14:12 pm »
5119 (or whatever it is right now): You play on your TI-89 after all the calculator portions of your AP Calc AB test
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #3644 on: May 08, 2013, 04:51:34 pm »
Quote from: pimathbrainiac on May 08, 2013, 03:14:12 pm
5119 (or whatever it is right now): You play on your TI-89 after all the calculator portions of your AP Calc AB test
5120: You take BC straight-in (in my case, from a half year of Algebra 2) since you're an overachiever
5121: You also take a TI-83+, to make the test harder.
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