5335 : Palindrome ! (true story)
5336 : You get zStart and DCS to play nicely together. (true story)

You can set your shell as DCS in zStart, that way stuff is run by it and in DCS you disable ON and Homerun hooks (also run on turn on).
5338 : You know it's Rainbow Dash's first sonic rainboom that made the other five ponies get their cutie marks (true story)

5340 : You fix the numbering (true story)
5341 : You thought it worked with BASIC (true story)
5342 : It should work when run directly from DCS (true story)
5343 : BASIC sucks anyway (true story)

5345 : You already knew that (true story)
5346 : (true story) is in your clipboard when you post here (true story)
5347 : You have at least 9001 posts. *stares at DJ Omnimaga*
5348 : You have "Omnimaga" in your name

5349: You realize if this thread goes another page you will get an overflow error.

5349: You wanted 5335

5352 : You steal palindromes from Pimath (true story)

5356: You remember the time when DJ_O was DJ Omnimaga
5357: You remember the time when Juju was juju2143
5358: You remember the time when Juju (and maybe also DJ Omnimaga to a lesser extent) went thru nearly every user group from banned to admin, via Coder of Tomorrow, Newser, Anti-Riot Squad and that IRC Operator group that existed before the ARS
5359: You welcome fans of your Facebook page with Omnimaga peanuts (true story)

5362: you come back after a long break and realize that there are ponies. EVERYWHERE. 0.0