6237: You are so generous not to kill XiiRecreation (true story)
6238: The first thing you do aftet waking up is getting on omni (true story)

6240: 596F75206F6E6C7920737065616B2068657861646563696D616C2E
6241: 01011001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110100 01100001 01101011 01100101 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00100000 01100001 01110011 00100000 01100001 00100000 01110011 01100101 01100011 01101111 01101110 01100100 00100000 01101100 01100001 01101110 01100111 01110101 01100001 01100111 01100101 00101110
6242: You see the number of this reason in the form "1²+79²".
6243: You've been coding so much, that a dystopia tear with eleventeen ugly telephones (if adjective is done deliberating) makes total sense to you.
6244: You eagerly await the second coming of SiCoDe (or BAsmIC, if you're that much of a fan).
6245: You become insane when writing down reasonsfdslknyvliwunhjv novsimlcm,hj ,gcmhlvzmhn zdgxn .lgasvnmh ;avb iagl agl hlkcgmln fda l.hafh af .hadbfh  h,akbadh.j had,. adb jadbljhad.h adfilahmnlka b b,j.dna
6246: YOU DON'T TYPE IN LOWER CASE LETTERS AND LIKE TO EAT GREEN SKINNED PEOPLE NAMED PINK FOR BREAKFAST FOR LUNCH, RESULTING IN A MASS SHORTAGE OF GREEN SKINS NAMED PINK FOR BREAKFAST, BUT NO ONE CARES ABOUT THEM. ONLY iPOD CARES ABOUT THEM.

@6247 : You want to add functions to your bot to understand what is happening here.

Huh wtf was that ?

As I explained to you before, I don't like to explain or repeat stuff.

I just want you to know that an incentive drill will warm to the obstruction near a misrepresented acorn. Also, did you know that firemen eats junk food with pistachio nuts, when they aren't saving Venus from a astronomic conjunction of anarchist robot unicorns?

Also, I will add new reasons:

6249: You end all small conversations with .z80 .
6250: u try 2 optmz evrytn

6251: Omnimaga
6252: You post any project on omnimaga, no matter if it has to do with programming or not

Those two were fine, but what was:

6243: You've been coding so much, that a dystopia tear with eleventeen ugly telephones (if adjective is done deliberating) makes total sense to you.
[...]
6245: You become insane when writing down reasonsfdslknyvliwunhjv novsimlcm,hj ,gcmhlvzmhn zdgxn .lgasvnmh ;avb iagl agl hlkcgmln fda l.hafh af .hadbfh  h,akbadh.j had,. adb jadbljhad.h adfilahmnlka b b,j.dna
6246: YOU DON'T TYPE IN LOWER CASE LETTERS AND LIKE TO EAT GREEN SKINNED PEOPLE NAMED PINK FOR BREAKFAST FOR LUNCH, RESULTING IN A MASS SHORTAGE OF GREEN SKINS NAMED PINK FOR BREAKFAST, BUT NO ONE CARES ABOUT THEM. ONLY iPOD CARES ABOUT THEM.

[...]

I just want you to know that an incentive drill will warm to the obstruction near a misrepresented acorn. Also, did you know that firemen eats junk food with pistachio nuts, when they aren't saving Venus from a astronomic conjunction of anarchist robot unicorns?
* JWinslow23 programs a "Frog Bird's Amazing Sandwich" game on the brink of insanity

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6061 : You always cary at least two calcs with you (true story)

6253: We repeat stuff here. A lot.
6254: You make a repetitive reference with something that's quite old and off-timed.