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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #4335 on: February 22, 2014, 04:08:15 am »
6273: your mom only lets you use your calc on saturdays :D
that would really suck :P
there was a point where my parents would confiscate my calculator when I had homework to do, because I kept programming stuff on it when I got bored.
mine to. :(
Teachers already did that to me, like, history and german teachers :P
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #4336 on: February 22, 2014, 07:44:21 pm »
6273: your mom only lets you use your calc on saturdays :D
that would really suck :P
there was a point where my parents would confiscate my calculator when I had homework to do, because I kept programming stuff on it when I got bored.
mine to. :(
Teachers already did that to me, like, history and german teachers :P
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A little while ago, this kid I sit next confiscated (not really though) my Prism to play Obliterate. Then I proceeded to take out and have him take my Nspire, 28S, and Prime. Having 5 calcs in your bag can be fun sometimes (especially in math when we have tests and I take them all out).
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #4337 on: February 23, 2014, 05:34:11 am »
LOL looks like we all do the same. :P I don't have room to bring my 7-8 calcs in my bag 'cause there's already the GameCube in there. ;D

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #4338 on: February 23, 2014, 06:02:15 am »
Well you can think whatever you want, school is a necessary step and what you did is called cheating. That's unfair to other people who take tests legitimately.

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #4339 on: February 23, 2014, 06:10:17 am »
Since you got banned I assumed you used it in a test where it's not permitted to use your calc or at least calc programs. Even if I think it's stupid too you have to face the dumbness of bureaucrats who don't give a sh*t about you and don't know how education is supposed to work because they have the power, not you. ;)

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #4340 on: February 23, 2014, 06:15:02 am »
I agree with the fact Latin is useless, but not because you don't need perfect spelling, because you do. It's useless because it's spoken nowhere.

But for all other things you said, I don't really agree. Most people don't care about specific biology things, including physicists. Most people don't care about specific physics things, including biologists. But when you are young, you don't know what you'll do when you're adult, so you have to learn everything, to discover what you like and what you don't.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #4341 on: February 23, 2014, 06:22:08 am »
+1 Hayleia. Although I know what I'll do later (obviously CS), I still have to learn a bit of everything because that's the way it works. Not that I agree with the concept of "that's the way it is" because I consider it as pessimism.

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #4342 on: March 03, 2014, 05:17:01 pm »
6274: You eat peanuts IRL (true story)

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #4343 on: March 03, 2014, 05:21:47 pm »
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #4344 on: March 03, 2014, 07:23:55 pm »
6278: And cookies too. (1 story)
6279: You think others are being wasteful by using "true" instead of 1 (1 story)
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #4345 on: March 04, 2014, 01:25:23 am »
6280:  (TRUE STORY)
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #4346 on: March 07, 2014, 02:13:44 am »
6280:  (TRUE STORY)
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #4347 on: March 07, 2014, 02:45:51 am »
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #4348 on: March 07, 2014, 04:45:39 am »
6283: If you are gone for three days you feel like you missed out on something (true story)

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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #4349 on: April 02, 2014, 10:11:21 pm »
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