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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #15 on: June 19, 2010, 03:18:07 pm »
at my school that would have worked well since nobody even cared enough about calcs to even put a math program on them :P

60- you gave your Nintendo DS to your bro in exchange of his old 83+ to replace your broken 83+
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62- You fill an entire floppy disk with the quadratic solver folder on ticalc.org (you know you love them)
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #16 on: June 19, 2010, 05:19:15 pm »
63- Instead of starting a new line, you just write \n
64- Every time you say "if" you always end the sentence with "EndIf"
65- Same as 64, except it applies to while, for, and try
66- It drives you crazy when people refer to the TI-83, TI-83 SE,TI-84, and TI-84 SE collectively as "the 84"
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #17 on: June 19, 2010, 05:20:16 pm »
67. You're surprised this list doesn't have >9000!!! entries yet.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #18 on: June 19, 2010, 05:23:41 pm »
68-When you type "All Your Base Are Belong To Us", you type "All Your 84SE Are Belong To Us" instead
69-Same as 64 and 65, except that it's End for everything and includes Else, and !If and ElseIf since most people here are TI-83/84+ BASIC/Axe users rather than 68K/Nspire users :P
70-Everytime a new person arrive in the class, you give him peanuts.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #19 on: June 19, 2010, 05:36:11 pm »
71 - You act surprised when you see a lobster that is not blue.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #20 on: June 19, 2010, 05:44:55 pm »
Wait, they make those? O_o
72 - Your English paper gets denied because you tried to turn it in in an .8xv format.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #21 on: June 19, 2010, 05:58:23 pm »
Quote from: cooliojazz on June 19, 2010, 05:44:55 pm
Wait, they make those? O_o
you mean blue lobsters? There are real blue lobsters alive in the world. There are also plushies ones.

73 - After your essay is done, your first reflex is to load TiLP or TI-Connect then send the essay to your calculator
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #22 on: June 19, 2010, 06:00:16 pm »
No, I mean non-blue ones ! XD
74 - 73, but reversed.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #23 on: June 19, 2010, 06:19:47 pm »
75. You keep the TI-83+ manual in your bathroom for "reading material".
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #24 on: June 19, 2010, 06:29:48 pm »
76. You carry around your calculator more than your cell phone.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #25 on: June 19, 2010, 06:36:27 pm »
77. You can use your calculator as a cellphone
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #26 on: June 19, 2010, 06:37:10 pm »
78 - You freak out more when you misplace your calculator, than when you do your cell phone.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #27 on: June 19, 2010, 07:02:45 pm »
79-You accidentally wrote an OS that doesn't handle USB interrupts properly, so after sending the OS, you can't unplug it from your computer or it will crash. Symbiosis.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #28 on: June 19, 2010, 07:10:09 pm »
80. Your teacher asks you to stay after class.  When everyone is gone he hands you $50 and 2 broken Ti-83+ edition calculators. Then he asks you to fix them.  ( true story )

also: is there a flash drive you can stick into your calculator?
ya... 50...i ad to buy a couple of parts though.  still got about 20 out of it.

good idea about basic games.
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Re: 9001 signs you're addicted to calcs and Omni
« Reply #29 on: June 19, 2010, 09:59:16 pm »
(you need an adapter for that)

(and wow $50 o.o)

81. you often hit 50+ posts a day on the site
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