Well, I had this idea because I know that we have several people who play instruments on the forum (and quite a few who write music, too) and I thought: why not?

Make joke/puns about band/music based on real life/stereotypes/anything and post it here! You may comment about other jokes as a post.



There will be a few ground rules:

No profane jokes (unless they are made about a  piccolo)

No "better than" jokes (looking at trumpet players here)

No ghostly jokes (unless made about a theremin)

No "perfection" jokes (looking at percussionists here)

No vulgar jokes (looking at low brass and saxophones here)

No inter"net" jokes (looking at clarinet players here)

No duck jokes (looking at bassoon/double reed players here)

No "I fart in your general direction" jokes (looking at french horn players here)