I have a confession to make: I only spend 25 hours a day on my calculator. I know, it's too little, and that's why I'm making a self-help/support group for those who aren't on their calculator enough. I know, this is a serious issue, but it must be talked about here.
Seminars are to include:
How to program better BASIC/Axe/Asm
How to enjoy BASIC/Axe/Asm games more
How to procrastinate by being on you calculator
and others
These seminars are to include special guest speaker, Rick Astley, who has himself experienced "TI Handheld Enigmatic Gnat-sized Amount of Mind Enhancement" syndrome, or THE GAME syndrome.
If you experience this, then I urge you to join me in finding a path to losing THE GAME syndrome. I have set up a toll-free support line at (313)-373-1337 for those who need help and can not go to the seminars.
Over 9000 people worldwide experience this problem, and I urge you, if you don't have this problem, to call this toll-free donation line: (800)-666-CALC
Thank you for reading this message and taking time for this. If you wish to find out more, go to my site at:
http://goo.gl/QMET
