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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #15 on: May 06, 2011, 08:50:12 pm »
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #16 on: May 06, 2011, 10:07:14 pm »
The character Chuck Norris was originally considered fo the game civ IV but then they realized he would conquer the globe in <0 turns
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #17 on: May 06, 2011, 10:47:35 pm »
They once asked Chuck Norris to play James Bond.
He said No.
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #18 on: May 06, 2011, 10:57:36 pm »
Chuck Norris can touch a blue lobster without making it explode.
Chuck Norris can count to infinity. Twice.
Chuck Norris never get RAM clears on his calc. The OS is too afraid.
Chuck Norris can run OS 2.71 without any glitch or bug, at twice the speed.
Chuck Norris and DJ_O are the only 2 known people to have posted from the future.
Chuck Norris Axe programs debugs and fixes themselves, by fear they cause a RAM clear. After all, nobody disappoints Chuck Norris.
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #19 on: May 06, 2011, 11:05:45 pm »
Chuck Norris makes his own Chuck Norris jokes.
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #20 on: May 06, 2011, 11:08:50 pm »
Chuck Norris can divide anything by zero. And that by zero.
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #21 on: May 06, 2011, 11:10:58 pm »
Chuck Norris ninja's the people that post before him.
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #22 on: May 06, 2011, 11:51:00 pm »
Noone posts before Chuck Norris.
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