Chuck Norris can touch a blue lobster without making it explode.
Chuck Norris can count to infinity. Twice.
Chuck Norris never get RAM clears on his calc. The OS is too afraid.
Chuck Norris can run OS 2.71 without any glitch or bug, at twice the speed.
Chuck Norris and DJ_O are the only 2 known people to have posted from the future.
Chuck Norris Axe programs debugs and fixes themselves, by fear they cause a RAM clear. After all, nobody disappoints Chuck Norris.