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Netham45
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April 05, 2010, 11:04:29 am »
That you have a higher chance of winning the lottery than of winning the game?
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April 05, 2010, 12:41:09 pm »
I just lost the game....
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April 05, 2010, 01:17:49 pm »
DAMMIT!
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April 05, 2010, 02:25:59 pm »
;.;
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April 05, 2010, 02:37:40 pm »
Lies. All lies.
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April 05, 2010, 05:43:18 pm »
* jsj795 goes off to buy the lottery
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1. ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
2. OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
3. SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
4. GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
5. HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
6. LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
7. PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
8. DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
Girls = Time * Money (Girls are a combination of time and money)
Time = Money (Time is money)
Girls = Money squared (So, girls are money squared)
Money = sqrt(Evil) (Money is also the root of all evil)
Girls = sqrt(Evil) squared (So, girls are the root of all evil squared)
Girls = Evil (Thus, girls are evil)
*Girls=Evil credit goes to Compynerd255*
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April 05, 2010, 05:46:52 pm »
Game == lost
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meishe91
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Re: Did You Know...
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April 05, 2010, 07:05:03 pm »
I lost the game
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For the 51
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April 05, 2010, 07:17:05 pm »
Oh noes, I lost the game.
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Re: Did You Know...
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April 05, 2010, 07:17:56 pm »
it would be funny if there was a lottery that was an internet parody called the game, and when losing, it said you lost the game and when winning, depending of the result, you could get stuff such as epic win or the like
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Geekboy1011
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Re: Did You Know...
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April 05, 2010, 09:42:45 pm »
dammit ... but
based on local rules for THEGAME i know 3 people that have "won" the game
(local rules are you say "you won the game" then for 1 hour after that if you dont relise it you win (nigh impossible due to every one after saying i won the game to say dammit i lose the game X>x
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meishe91
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Re: Did You Know...
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April 05, 2010, 09:44:29 pm »
Really would love for some big time political figure to go on international TV and just announce that they lost the game.
By the way, I lost the game again.
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April 05, 2010, 10:38:44 pm »
lol that would be epic
and dammit i lost ..again ....
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Netham45
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Re: Did You Know...
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April 05, 2010, 10:57:23 pm »
I just lost the game.
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