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Drink something.
« on: August 05, 2011, 04:00:43 am »
Waiter:Drink something?
Chemist A: H2O
Chemist B: H2O, too.
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Re: Drink something.
« Reply #1 on: August 05, 2011, 04:11:12 am »
Hahaha got it :D
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Re: Drink something.
« Reply #2 on: August 05, 2011, 07:33:52 am »
:P Bad joke. =P
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Re: Drink something.
« Reply #3 on: August 05, 2011, 07:41:44 am »
Poor chemist, too bad the joke is English-only.
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Re: Drink something.
« Reply #4 on: August 05, 2011, 09:31:13 am »
Virtually all puns are language-specific, so there's nothing to be done about that.
I'll make the "explain the joke" spoiler:
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"H2O, too" sounds like "H2O2", or hydrogen peroxide, which, of course, is not something you should drink.
Also:
Little Johnny was a chemist,
But little Johnny is no more,
For what he thought was H2O
Was H2SO4
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Re: Drink something.
« Reply #5 on: August 05, 2011, 12:30:14 pm »
Haha I understood ! xD

But I didn't realized yours, calcdude.. xD
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Re: Drink something.
« Reply #6 on: August 05, 2011, 02:19:29 pm »
I get it! :D
Loulou, H2SO4 is sulfuric acid, which looks the same as water. Nonetheless, you should NOT drink it.
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Re: Drink something.
« Reply #7 on: August 05, 2011, 02:24:54 pm »
I got that H2O, too was not water, but I didn't know what it was at the time. I've poured H2O2 in my ear to clean out wax though :P
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Re: Drink something.
« Reply #8 on: August 05, 2011, 02:55:23 pm »
Calcdude, +.5 for the rhyme and +.5 for giving me nice visions of a small boy drinking a gallon of sulfuric acid.
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Re: Drink something.
« Reply #9 on: August 05, 2011, 03:20:55 pm »
Quote from: calcdude84se on August 05, 2011, 09:31:13 am
Little Johnny was a chemist,
But little Johnny is no more,
For what he thought was H2O
Was H2SO4
:D
hah, I remember posting that in the Jokes thread.  :P

speaking of drinking...
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Hand over the calculator, friends don't let friends derive drunk
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Re: Drink something.
« Reply #10 on: August 05, 2011, 03:27:30 pm »
I remember that one as:
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Little Johnny took a drink,
But he will drink no more.
'Cause what he thought was H2O
Was H2SO4.
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Re: Drink something.
« Reply #11 on: August 05, 2011, 03:29:19 pm »
Well you had to know that sulfuric acid looks like water to get it. Which not everyone knows. And from experience from my chemistry class years ago, lots of stuff looks like water.
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Re: Drink something.
« Reply #12 on: August 05, 2011, 03:49:31 pm »
Quote from: ztrumpet on August 05, 2011, 03:27:30 pm
I remember that one as:
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Little Johnny took a drink,
But he will drink no more.
'Cause what he thought was H2O
Was H2SO4.
I always said Jimmy.  :P
Quote from: Juju on August 05, 2011, 03:29:19 pm
Well you had to know that sulfuric acid looks like water to get it. Which not everyone knows. And from experience from my chemistry class years ago, lots of stuff looks like water.
NEVER, EVER drink water inside of a chemistry classroom.  Even if its your own.  You never know what could've gotten inside it.
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Re: Drink something.
« Reply #13 on: August 05, 2011, 09:35:17 pm »
Most acids or bases are always in solution, and many of the more common and potent ones are colorless. You really shouldn't be drinking anything :P
I've always used hydrogen peroxide to clean out wounds, personally.
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Re: Drink something.
« Reply #14 on: August 05, 2011, 09:52:50 pm »

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