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Engrish
« on: April 06, 2011, 12:32:08 am »
I found a neat little tool on-line that translates things into other languages and back to English to see what happens.

"If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely
in Love." turns to "If you dare, read March"

"Life is like a box of chocolates." turns to "Chocolate is a place to live."

"What is Omnimaga?" turns to "Omunimaga?"

"My calculator runs WFRNG." turns to "WFRNG running my calculator." to "VFRNG game."

http://www.cheatingtranslators.com/bad-translator
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Re: Engrish
« Reply #1 on: April 06, 2011, 12:39:07 am »
Wow... actually if I ever translate ROL2 and remake it and APril 1st happens to be close, that could be useful...
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Re: Engrish
« Reply #2 on: April 06, 2011, 12:40:26 am »
"Netham45 is a lobster" turns to "Netham 45 Norwegian", then to "Norway, 1945." O_O
« Last Edit: April 06, 2011, 12:42:04 am by juju2143 »
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Re: Engrish
« Reply #3 on: April 06, 2011, 12:44:30 am »
O.O

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1945_in_Norway#Events

Netham45 ended WWII in Norway...
* Qwerty.55 runs from the powerful lobster.
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Re: Engrish
« Reply #4 on: April 06, 2011, 02:00:49 am »
Oh. I could have used this for my April fools day ReadMe. I used Google Translate instead. :P

http://www.ticalc.org/cgi-bin/zipview?83plus/basic/math/quadratic/guessquadratic.zip;Quadratic%20Guesser/DON'T%20README.txt

EDIT: Should this topic be moved to Jokes?
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Re: Engrish
« Reply #5 on: April 06, 2011, 02:31:51 am »
It's been done before: http://translationparty.com/
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Re: Engrish
« Reply #6 on: April 06, 2011, 03:30:27 am »
I forgot about that one. I remember trying it and it outputted some quite funny stuff. However then it stopped working on my computer for odd reasons (in every browser). Now it works again it seems.
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Re: Engrish
« Reply #7 on: April 06, 2011, 07:30:03 am »
Okay, "What on earth is so addicting about this crazy messed up site?" turns into: (after 56 translations of course)

Spoiler For Spoiler:
"Unfortunately, alcohol?"
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Re: Engrish
« Reply #8 on: April 06, 2011, 07:35:08 am »
Yeongjin invade Mars with fancy spaceship called Omnom.

This turn into:
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Conquest of Mars spacecraft Yeongjin said Omnom fantasy.
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Re: Engrish
« Reply #9 on: April 06, 2011, 08:12:35 am »
turiqwalrus is a very fat walrus who eats clams
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Turiqwalrus, will eat shell is very fat walrus
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Re: Engrish
« Reply #10 on: April 06, 2011, 01:23:50 pm »
Spoiler For NSFW word:
fuck
becomes, after multiple runs,
Spoiler For what?:
Click on the link below.
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Re: Engrish
« Reply #11 on: April 06, 2011, 01:33:40 pm »
Quote from: juju2143 on April 06, 2011, 01:23:50 pm
Spoiler For NSFW word:
fuck
Hmm. I got
Spoiler For Spoiler:
"Password", after 56 translations. 56 more translations, and I get "Link"
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Re: Engrish
« Reply #12 on: April 06, 2011, 01:37:59 pm »
You need to run 112 more translations.
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Re: Engrish
« Reply #13 on: April 06, 2011, 01:41:43 pm »
Somewhat NSFW (Duke Talk)
Spoiler For Spoiler:
Original text:

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of gum."

...56 translations later we get:

"Pump several times in other areas."

...56 translations later we get:

""If you visit the pump.""

...56 translations later we get:

""Thank you, looking at the pump.""

And even funnier:
(More Duke Nukem Quotes)
Spoiler For Spoiler:


"I'm not going to fight you, I'm gonna kick your ass"

...56 translations later we get:

"How can she sleep with me in the opposite direction."
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Re: Engrish
« Reply #14 on: April 06, 2011, 01:47:27 pm »
After 56 translations:
Never gonna give you up
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Fax.
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