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Re: Epicly Failing Contest
« Reply #15 on: August 26, 2011, 08:50:14 am »
I was saying w00t and birds came and adopted me. I can now fly. I also am addicted to drinking non-stick spray.
Then I installed Windows 3.1 on my new laptop and replaced my i5 processor with an ARM processor.
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Re: Epicly Failing Contest
« Reply #16 on: August 26, 2011, 10:32:02 am »
I tried holding a serious conversation with Nikky.

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Re: Epicly Failing Contest
« Reply #17 on: August 26, 2011, 11:45:14 am »
I made this and rendered it in 1080p:


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Re: Epicly Failing Contest
« Reply #18 on: August 26, 2011, 12:21:34 pm »
I tried to make The Game with calc without losing.
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Re: Epicly Failing Contest
« Reply #19 on: August 26, 2011, 10:32:09 pm »
I eatz a NSpire.  :o


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Re: Epicly Failing Contest
« Reply #20 on: August 29, 2011, 03:19:05 pm »
I edit windows ME to work on an IBM 8088 processor (and I dont debug the edited version), then I edit ie6 to work on my clone of ME (again without debugging of course). I am proud of my work. I dare to boot it. it gives me an error saying "ie6 is causing this computer to self destruct." the computer fans start braking one by one, the processor overheats, at the same time a capacitor is overcharging. the capacitor explodes and the processor starts melting all the electronics in the comp. then the electricity i am sucking from the power plant causes half the country to have a blackout, while the other half is having a brown out. On top of that the city burns down from the heat of my comp.

I think i made this soooooo long that it isn't funny. which is actually the epic fail i was trieing to produce.



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Re: Epicly Failing Contest
« Reply #21 on: August 29, 2011, 03:34:51 pm »
I installed OS v. 2.55 with boot code 1.03.

Did I win anything?
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Re: Epicly Failing Contest
« Reply #22 on: August 29, 2011, 03:58:29 pm »
I read every post in this topic and go downstairs and sit in the corner wit da light off and hiss at whoever disturbs me and become very ale from now sun and then eat cheeze and go outside and burn instantly and repartition my mp3 to linux(x83) and listen to it die and then learn how to stop typing and and there and I'm finished and now stuffz:

Creditz:

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Tester: iVenom

SprayCheez: Kraft

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EaterOf stuffz: iVenom

Special Thx: me.

Wordz: woot

Food: Dorito's

Sound: This iz a post, no sound

End: me

The end: ivenom

The end (written by me)

The end


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Re: Epicly Failing Contest
« Reply #23 on: August 29, 2011, 10:29:58 pm »
Okay, here goes. I'm t
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Re: Epicly Failing Contest
« Reply #24 on: August 30, 2011, 01:05:24 am »
i grew so much hair the only language i could speak was wookiee

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Re: Epicly Failing Contest
« Reply #25 on: August 30, 2011, 01:12:44 am »
I can't this post D:

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Re: Epicly Failing Contest
« Reply #26 on: August 30, 2011, 08:46:31 am »
I read every post in this topic and go downstairs and sit in the corner wit da light off and hiss at whoever disturbs me and become very ale from now sun and then eat cheeze and go outside and burn instantly and repartition my mp3 to linux(x83) and listen to it die and then learn how to stop typing and and there and I'm finished and now stuffz:

Creditz:

Director: iVenom

Editor: iVenom

Tester: iVenom

SprayCheez: Kraft

Computer: Gatewy

EaterOf stuffz: iVenom

Special Thx: me.

Wordz: woot

Food: Dorito's

Sound: This iz a post, no sound

End: me

The end: ivenom

The end (written by me)

The end

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Re: Epicly Failing Contest
« Reply #27 on: August 30, 2011, 01:03:54 pm »
I have hummed benny hill for 2 hrs
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Re: Epicly Failing Contest
« Reply #28 on: August 30, 2011, 03:54:35 pm »
That this post was not an epic fail.

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Re: Epicly Failing Contest
« Reply #29 on: August 30, 2011, 04:31:53 pm »
I insulted Netham45

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