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Funniest Joke
« on: February 27, 2012, 08:52:32 pm »
Post the funniest joke you know of! In honor of the omni-forum!
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Re: Funniest Joke
« Reply #1 on: February 27, 2012, 09:09:29 pm »
!peanuts
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Re: Funniest Joke
« Reply #2 on: February 27, 2012, 09:10:19 pm »
HA I GET IT!!!
Anyways!
http://anti-joke.com/anti-joke/popular/2192-alert-the-game <-- Heres a pretty funny one!

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Re: Funniest Joke
« Reply #3 on: February 27, 2012, 09:10:41 pm »
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Re: Funniest Joke
« Reply #4 on: February 27, 2012, 09:12:23 pm »
You lost The Game.

Remember the day the walrus started to fly...

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Re: Funniest Joke
« Reply #5 on: February 27, 2012, 09:14:00 pm »
What is green and has wheels?
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Re: Funniest Joke
« Reply #6 on: February 27, 2012, 10:01:52 pm »
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Re: Funniest Joke
« Reply #7 on: March 02, 2012, 12:29:23 pm »
Good joke James, that almost as bad as two woms in your apple :P