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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #240 on: November 04, 2010, 04:44:23 am »
Programming language that has something to do with fake turtles.
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #241 on: November 04, 2010, 04:48:20 am »
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #242 on: November 04, 2010, 05:56:47 am »
It's a way to learn the principles of programming. As a matter of a fact, it's how I started when I was eight or so. (I didn't do any REAL programming till a few years after that, but technically it was my starting point :) )
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #243 on: November 04, 2010, 09:46:02 am »
Ah ok, I started learning some stuff with TI-BASIC. I had no computer at home and limited school computer access until 2.5 years later so...
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #244 on: November 07, 2010, 08:00:21 pm »
16:47   TC01   The Voyage 400 also can't fit in your pocket
16:47   Deep_Blue   http://goo.gl/pc2xM
16:47   yzTheGame   http://goo.gl/pc2xM
16:47   Deep_Blue   HA
16:47   yzTheGame   ninja'd
16:47   Deep_Blue   Ninja'd.
16:47   Deep_Blue   Wow.
16:47   Deep_Blue   I got ninja ninja'd
16:47   yzTheGame   Double ninja'd
16:47   Deep_Blue   Ninja'd.
16:47   Deep_Blue   Again.
« Last Edit: November 07, 2010, 08:01:17 pm by Deep Thought »
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #245 on: November 07, 2010, 08:05:10 pm »
Lol nice XD. You should edit the first post to change Quote 65 to 85 or 86 and add the new ones, since you accidentally deleted 65. :P
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #246 on: November 07, 2010, 08:14:22 pm »
Yeah I read that and was like "what?"
What's the "deleted quote" thing about, though?  is that part of the log?
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #247 on: November 07, 2010, 08:16:47 pm »
Yeah I think. He wanted to delete quote 85, which he just added, but typed 65 instead
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #248 on: November 07, 2010, 09:01:19 pm »
Quote from: DJ Omnimaga on November 07, 2010, 08:05:10 pm
Lol nice XD. You should edit the first post to change Quote 65 to 85 or 86 and add the new ones, since you accidentally deleted 65. :P

Yeah, done. Don't know what 83 or 84, are, though...
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #249 on: November 07, 2010, 09:21:30 pm »
Quote from: Deep Thought on November 07, 2010, 09:01:19 pm
Quote from: DJ Omnimaga on November 07, 2010, 08:05:10 pm
Lol nice XD. You should edit the first post to change Quote 65 to 85 or 86 and add the new ones, since you accidentally deleted 65. :P

Yeah, done. Don't know what 83 or 84, are, though...

Quote #83 - [23:19:46] <@Netham45> speaking of porn [23:19:48] <@Netham45> brb [23:20:04] <@SirCmpwn> Netham45: turn off the mic, i dont want to hear tha

84 is apparently an older version of 85:

Quote #84 - <@yzTheGame> in my opinion 89T>V400, because 89T fits in a pocket. ;) [17:45:14] <@yzTheGame> *V200 [17:45:25] <@Deep_Blue> V400 ... nice. [17:45:27] (O) New post by ASHBAD_ALVIN in Xeverion http://omniurl.tk/5184/83880 [17:45:28] <+TC01> The Voyage 400 also can't fit in your pocket [17:45:36] <+TC01> *400 Quantum [17:45:36] <@Deep_Blue> http://www.

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #250 on: November 24, 2010, 01:22:22 am »
I lol'ed at that porn one. XD

Also I found this funny ;D :

[18:33:37] <nemo> my IDE is obviously evil. i scroll a line up, scroll a line back and the content of the first line of my program changes to "666666".
[18:33:43] (O) New post by FinaleTI in Sprite request for Nostalgia http://omniurl.tk/3433/90894
[18:33:44] <+calcdude> :P
[18:33:53] <nemo> i'm a little put off about this lol
[18:34:16] (O) New post by yunhua98 in Sprite request for Nostalgia http://omniurl.tk/3433/90895
[18:35:08] <@yzTheGame> did you do that on purpose?
[18:35:28] <nemo> nope.
[18:35:35] <nemo> it's a bug. a really, really satanic bug.
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #251 on: November 24, 2010, 10:11:41 am »
Quote from: TC01 on November 07, 2010, 09:21:30 pm
Quote from: Deep Thought on November 07, 2010, 09:01:19 pm
Quote from: DJ Omnimaga on November 07, 2010, 08:05:10 pm
Lol nice XD. You should edit the first post to change Quote 65 to 85 or 86 and add the new ones, since you accidentally deleted 65. :P

Yeah, done. Don't know what 83 or 84, are, though...

Quote #83 - [23:19:46] <@Netham45> speaking of porn [23:19:48] <@Netham45> brb [23:20:04] <@SirCmpwn> Netham45: turn off the mic, i dont want to hear tha

84 is apparently an older version of 85:

Quote #84 - <@yzTheGame> in my opinion 89T>V400, because 89T fits in a pocket. ;) [17:45:14] <@yzTheGame> *V200 [17:45:25] <@Deep_Blue> V400 ... nice. [17:45:27] (O) New post by ASHBAD_ALVIN in Xeverion http://omniurl.tk/5184/83880 [17:45:28] <+TC01> The Voyage 400 also can't fit in your pocket [17:45:36] <+TC01> *400 Quantum [17:45:36] <@Deep_Blue> http://www.



for some reason, when I read that, I thought you meant that the TI-84 is apparently an older version of the TI-85, and I was looking for the joke everywhere.  :P  *facepalm*
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #252 on: November 24, 2010, 10:43:22 am »
Quote from: yunhua98 on November 24, 2010, 10:11:41 am
Quote from: TC01 on November 07, 2010, 09:21:30 pm
Quote from: Deep Thought on November 07, 2010, 09:01:19 pm
Quote from: DJ Omnimaga on November 07, 2010, 08:05:10 pm
Lol nice XD. You should edit the first post to change Quote 65 to 85 or 86 and add the new ones, since you accidentally deleted 65. :P

Yeah, done. Don't know what 83 or 84, are, though...

Quote #83 - [23:19:46] <@Netham45> speaking of porn [23:19:48] <@Netham45> brb [23:20:04] <@SirCmpwn> Netham45: turn off the mic, i dont want to hear tha

84 is apparently an older version of 85:

Quote #84 - <@yzTheGame> in my opinion 89T>V400, because 89T fits in a pocket. ;) [17:45:14] <@yzTheGame> *V200 [17:45:25] <@Deep_Blue> V400 ... nice. [17:45:27] (O) New post by ASHBAD_ALVIN in Xeverion http://omniurl.tk/5184/83880 [17:45:28] <+TC01> The Voyage 400 also can't fit in your pocket [17:45:36] <+TC01> *400 Quantum [17:45:36] <@Deep_Blue> http://www.



for some reason, when I read that, I thought you meant that the TI-84 is apparently an older version of the TI-85, and I was looking for the joke everywhere.  :P  *facepalm*
* Deep Thought bangs his head on the desk

Wow, yunhua98...
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #253 on: November 24, 2010, 10:56:45 am »
lol

anyway, this happened today.  XD
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[09:51] == yzTheGame [[email protected]] has joined #omnimaga
[09:51] == mode/#omnimaga [+o yzTheGame] by Netbot45
[09:52] <Yeong> *Yeong eats aeTIos with perfect timing
[09:52]  * aeTIos lost The Game
[09:52] <@yzTheGame> You all just lost...
[09:52] <Yeong> ...
[09:52] <@yzTheGame> awesome nick is awesome
[09:52] <Yeong> *Yeong eats yzTheGame
[09:52]  * aeTIos slaps yzTheGame around a bit with a large fishbot
[09:52] <Yeong> *inside Yeong
[09:52] <aeTIos> haha
[09:52] <Yeong> 's belly, there is Rick Astley
[09:52] <@yzTheGame> lol
[09:52] <+SpyBot45> (O) New post by Michael_Lee in Questions: DiagnosticOff and G http://omniurl.tk/5435/91062
[09:52] <@yzTheGame> !voiceall
[09:52] == mode/#omnimaga [+vvvv aeTIos DrDnar JosJuice KermM] by Netbot45
[09:52] == mode/#omnimaga [+vvvv Netham45 rayquaza5 TC01 Yeong] by Netbot45
[09:53]  * aeTIos jailbreaks out of Yeongs stomach
[09:53]  * yzTheGame catches aeTIos
[09:53] <+Yeong> *Rick follows him
[09:53] <+aeTIos> and slaps him and eats yzthegame
[09:53] <@yzTheGame> and throws him into Rick
[09:53]  * aeTIos slaps yzTheGame around a bit with a large fishbot
[09:53]  * aeTIos slaps yzTheGame around a bit with a large fishbot
[09:53]  * aeTIos slaps yzTheGame around a bit with a large fishbot
[09:53]  * aeTIos slaps yzTheGame around a bit with a large fishbot
[09:53]  * aeTIos slaps yzTheGame around a bit with a large fishbot
[09:53] <+Yeong> Rick starts to sing
[09:53] <+aeTIos> WHAMMMMMMMMMM BUMMMMMMM!
[09:53]  * yzTheGame uses The Game in his nick to win the game
[09:54]  * aeTIos runs away from Rick
[09:54] <+Yeong> yzTheGame fails since he can never win the game
[09:54] <+SpyBot45> (O) New post by ztrumpet in Ash: Phoenix http://omniurl.tk/5014/91063
[09:54] <+aeTIos> -------------------=========================== ZOOOOOm
[09:54] <@yzTheGame> I win because I can make others lose the game without losing it myself
[09:54] <+Yeong> aeTIos soon confronts the blue lobster
[09:54] <+OmnomIRC> <Michael_Lee> I walk away for 30 seconds, and you guys dissolve into warfare...
[09:54] <@yzTheGame> lol
[09:54]  * aeTIos slaps blue lobster
[09:55] <+aeTIos> and yzthegame
[09:55] == Deep_Blue [[email protected]] has joined #omnimaga
[09:55] <@yzTheGame> me goes to add a quote to the funny quotes list.  XD
[09:55] <+Yeong> Yeong slaps everyone in IRC except for himself
[09:55] <+aeTIos> haha
[09:55] <+Yeong> lol
[09:55]  * yzTheGame goes to add a quote to the funny quotes list.  XD
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #254 on: November 24, 2010, 11:26:15 am »
Quote from: yunhua98 on November 24, 2010, 10:11:41 am
Quote from: TC01 on November 07, 2010, 09:21:30 pm
Quote from: Deep Thought on November 07, 2010, 09:01:19 pm
Quote from: DJ Omnimaga on November 07, 2010, 08:05:10 pm
Lol nice XD. You should edit the first post to change Quote 65 to 85 or 86 and add the new ones, since you accidentally deleted 65. :P

Yeah, done. Don't know what 83 or 84, are, though...

Quote #83 - [23:19:46] <@Netham45> speaking of porn [23:19:48] <@Netham45> brb [23:20:04] <@SirCmpwn> Netham45: turn off the mic, i dont want to hear tha

84 is apparently an older version of 85:

Quote #84 - <@yzTheGame> in my opinion 89T>V400, because 89T fits in a pocket. ;) [17:45:14] <@yzTheGame> *V200 [17:45:25] <@Deep_Blue> V400 ... nice. [17:45:27] (O) New post by ASHBAD_ALVIN in Xeverion http://omniurl.tk/5184/83880 [17:45:28] <+TC01> The Voyage 400 also can't fit in your pocket [17:45:36] <+TC01> *400 Quantum [17:45:36] <@Deep_Blue> http://www.



for some reason, when I read that, I thought you meant that the TI-84 is apparently an older version of the TI-85, and I was looking for the joke everywhere.  :P  *facepalm*
I died.
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