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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #315 on: January 18, 2011, 01:24:18 am »
Yeah that happened to me often on Youtube. X.x (back when they had the same system)

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #316 on: January 26, 2011, 09:50:52 pm »
Massive wall of funny:
Spoiler For Lots of lols:
[21:07:12] <Zeda> Gah, the internet here is normally fairly fast
[21:07:38] <@OmnomIRC> * ztrumpet noms on Zeda's internet
[21:08:25] <+SpyBot45> (O) New post by shmibs in Uberspire's Project Paradise http://omniurl.tk/6318/113827
[21:08:28] <Zeda> It's been four minutes so far and it still hasn't loaded up the page I commented on...
[21:10:04] <@OmnomIRC> <DJ Omnimaga> x.x
[21:10:13] <@OmnomIRC> <DJ Omnimaga> maybe someone is torrenting
[21:10:21] <Zeda> What does that mean?
[21:10:43] <@OmnomIRC> <DJ Omnimaga> it's a way to download pirated material
[21:10:49] <+Genolo> I want to try torrenting at school
[21:10:54] <+Genolo> like
[21:10:57] <+Genolo> plug into ethernet
[21:11:04] <+Genolo> and see how fast it is
[21:11:09] <+Genolo> also you can download non pirated material as well
[21:11:10] <@OmnomIRC> <graphmastur> It's illegal at my school
[21:11:14] <@OmnomIRC> <DJ Omnimaga> but when downloading stuff from torrents, it slows your connection down like shit
[21:11:14] <+Genolo> it's especially useful if you have
[21:11:15] <+Genolo> like
[21:11:17] <+Genolo> giant files
[21:11:31] <Zeda> So if I unplug this, I can f*ck something up!?!
[21:11:47] <+Genolo> my school probably has a fast connection
[21:11:50] <+Genolo> but it's shared
[21:11:53] <+Genolo> across so many computers
[21:12:14] <@OmnomIRC> * ztrumpet can't be in any activities involved in the overthrow of the US government on school computers because it says so in our handbook...
[21:12:25] <+Genolo> my school's internet policy
[21:12:25] <@OmnomIRC> <graphmastur> lol
[21:12:27] <+Genolo> I read it the other day
[21:12:40] <Zeda> So why is my internet so slow? I'm not downloading anything except a web page
[21:12:42] <+Genolo> and it looks like the worse thing that can happen to you if you "abuse" it is they revoke it
[21:13:00] <@OmnomIRC> <graphmastur> zeda: download prizm pr0n is slow
[21:13:07] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> wow, we can, I believe, get kicked out of school
[21:13:39] <Zeda> It's been 9 minutes, now, still downloading
[21:13:51] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> ,,,,,,,.....'''''''....,,,,.,...''.',.,.,','.'.'..,.,.,'.'..,.,,'..,'..,'..,'..'..'..'.,',.'.,',.,.,','.'.'..,.,'.,'.,'.,'.,'.,'.,'.,'.,'[.,'.,'.',[.].[.].[.].'.[.].'.[.].'.[.].'.[.].'.[.].'.[.].'.[.].'.[.].'.[.].'.[.].'.[.].'.[.].'.[.].'.[.].'.[.].'.[.].'.[.].'.[.].[.[.].''.'.[,].,].[.],;.],[.,'..'.,[,][.,
[21:14:02] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> Find the pattern, Zeda! >:D
[21:14:11] <@geekboy> boobies
[21:14:13] <@geekboy> found it
[21:14:25] <@OmnomIRC> <graphmastur> ...
[21:14:25] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> no, that's not the pattern
[21:14:37] <@OmnomIRC> <graphmastur> my eyes just bleed out, and I lost the game.
[21:14:38] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> Stop using up Zeda's internet time!! >:D =P
[21:14:48] <@geekboy> you holding your hand sideways on the keyboard
[21:14:51] <@geekboy> and mashing keyys
[21:15:00] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> maybe
[21:15:04] <@geekboy> ;)
[21:15:09] <@geekboy> cause they fit aperfect spot
[21:15:34] <@OmnomIRC> <Deep Thought> O.O I'm gone for three and a half hours and geekboy, ztrumpet, and Zeda are still here finding patterns in numbers.
[21:15:43] <@geekboy> lol dthought ;)
[21:15:58] <@OmnomIRC> <Deep Thought> Those are some exciting numbers :P
[21:16:13] <@OmnomIRC> <graphmastur> I'm still wondering why DJ had porno on his prizm.
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[21:16:32] <Fishbot> Zeda, Prizm, P0rn? What did I just walk in on?
[21:16:38] <Zeda_> Well, that fixed it.
[21:16:56] <Zeda_> My internet is fast again
[21:17:08] <Zeda_> Now I'm p!ssed
[21:17:09] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> yay
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[21:17:10] * Netbot45 sets mode: +o CoolioJaz
[21:17:18] <@OmnomIRC> <graphmastur> lol
[21:17:19] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> lol Deep!
[21:17:20] * Fishbot has slow internet because he's downloading a new OS.
[21:17:28] <@OmnomIRC> <graphmastur> good night everybody!
[21:17:32] <Zeda_> Night!
[21:17:34] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> 2.56 MP?
[21:17:38] <@OmnomIRC> <Deep Thought> Knight.
[21:17:40] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> nightie graph!
[21:17:48] <@OmnomIRC> <Deep Thought> Fishbot: 3.0?
[21:17:49] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> *bai
[21:17:50] <Fishbot> Linux.
[21:17:54] <@OmnomIRC> <Deep Thought> Ninja'd by ztrumpet O.o
[21:17:56] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> ah
[21:17:58] <Zeda_> 2.56MP for the computer?
[21:18:03] <@OmnomIRC> <Deep Thought> Fishbot: Ubuntu?
[21:18:03] <Zeda_> Cool!
[21:18:05] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> lol
[21:18:11] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> BOSDs, here we come!
[21:18:12] <Fishbot> Graphmastur asked me too.
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[21:18:17] <@OmnomIRC> <graphmastur> he's doing it for me!
[21:18:18] * Zeda ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout: 265 seconds)
[21:18:19] <@OmnomIRC> <calc84maniac> Linux for the TI-Nspire?
[21:18:20] <+SpyBot45> (O) New post by DJ Omnimaga in List of most fake news posted http://omniurl.tk/6349/113828
[21:18:22] <@OmnomIRC> <Deep Thought> Zeda_: NO! That would suck!
[21:18:22] <@OmnomIRC> * ztrumpet eats KermM
[21:18:34] * +Genolo slaps geekboy around a bit with a large trout
[21:18:38] <@OmnomIRC> * Deep Thought eats the other half
[21:18:38] <@OmnomIRC> <graphmastur> because I want teh usb of the prizm. So it was either fishbot give me your prizm, or fishbot, give me fun data.
[21:18:48] <@OmnomIRC> <Deep Thought> *artian
[21:18:53] * Fishbot gives Graph all of his data
[21:18:57] * Zeda_ is now known as Zeda
[21:18:59] <@OmnomIRC> <graphmastur> I hate fish
[21:19:06] <@OmnomIRC> * Deep Thought robs the king
[21:19:08] * Fishbot stabs Graph
[21:19:11] <@OmnomIRC> <graphmastur> woot, I like data. Now I can't sleep because I must analyze
[21:19:15] <@OmnomIRC> <graphmastur> and now I die.
[21:19:48] <Fishbot> Darn it, really slow internet because of the two huge downloads x.x
[21:20:01] <@OmnomIRC> * ztrumpet gives new data:
[21:20:15] <+SpyBot45> (O) New post by Darl181 in msd8x won't work http://omniurl.tk/6345/113829
[21:20:55] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> @z80 69 2EDA 15 0A CA7C 3057E4
[21:20:56] <+Runer112> [Z80] Disassembly \ http://z80.pastebin.com/q0iKtues \ ld l,c \ ld l,$DA \ dec d \ ld a,(bc) \ jp z,$307C \ ld d,a \ .db $E4
[21:21:28] <@OmnomIRC> <Deep Thought> 0.xx
[21:21:33] <Zeda> 3057E4?
[21:21:58] <@geekboy> ;.; geno
[21:22:07] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> I tried, okay...
[21:22:22] <@OmnomIRC> <DJ Omnimaga> wow
[21:22:31] <@OmnomIRC> <DJ Omnimaga> new archive.org site in beta
[21:22:31] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> I couldn't figure out how to end it either, so just fill in the blank
[21:22:33] <@OmnomIRC> <Deep Thought> @z80 FA17
[21:22:33] <+Runer112> [Z80] Instruction \ Main: jp cc,imm16 \ Bytes: 3 \ Cycles: 10 \ Flags: --------
[21:22:34] <Fishbot> Yay, 5% down...
[21:22:40] <@OmnomIRC> <DJ Omnimaga> it has newer caches of websites
[21:22:50] <@geekboy> yay
[21:23:00] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> YAY! 1812 Overture came on CD player!!
[21:23:01] <Fishbot> Z80 0303
[21:23:04] <@OmnomIRC> <DJ Omnimaga> it's glitchy tho. example: Omni in late 08, but the beta shows images from 2010 http://replay.waybackmachine.org/20081201031903/http://www.omnimaga.org/
[21:23:05] <@OmnomIRC> <Deep Thought> Wow, Runer112's @z80's gotten really complicated.
[21:23:08] <Fishbot> @z80 0303
[21:23:09] <Zeda> 3057E4?
[21:23:09] <+Runer112> [Z80] Disassembly \ http://z80.pastebin.com/CnphSpUF \ inc bc \ inc bc
[21:23:12] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> @z80 0303
[21:23:12] <+Runer112> [Z80] Disassembly \ http://z80.pastebin.com/CGWH1Rsw \ inc bc \ inc bc
[21:23:17] <Fishbot> Ninja;d
[21:23:19] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> ninja'd ='(
[21:23:25] <Fishbot> Double :p
[21:23:27] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> ninja'd again ='((
[21:23:31] <@OmnomIRC> <Deep Thought> NO
[21:23:33] <Fishbot> Triple :p
[21:23:35] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> and again ='(((
[21:23:37] <Fishbot> !quote 100
[21:23:38] <@OmnomIRC> <Deep Thought> DON'T START THAT AGAIN
[21:23:38] <@Jarvis> Quote #100 - [12:34:40] <Scout> omnoms DJ[12:34:42] <@OmnomIRC> * Qwerty.55 omnoms DJ[12:34:46] <Scout> ninja'd[12:34:47] <@OmnomIRC> <DJ Omnimaga> hi[12:34:48] <@OmnomIRC> <Qwerty.55> Ninja'd[12:34:52] <Scout> ninja'd ninja'd[12:34:54] <@OmnomIRC> <Qwerty.55> Double ninja'd/[12:34:58] <Scout> triple ninja[12:35:01] <@OmnomIRC> <Qwerty.55> Triple/
[21:23:40] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[21:23:45] <Fishbot> Quad :p
[21:23:46] <@OmnomIRC> <Deep Thought> !quote 86
[21:23:49] <@OmnomIRC> <Deep Thought> :P
[21:24:05] <Fishbot> Omnom will always lose to IRC.
[21:24:08] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> Do quotes 106 and 107
[21:24:10] <+SpyBot45> (O) New post by shmibs in Your calculator collection http://omniurl.tk/6338/113830
[21:24:15] <Fishbot> !quote 106
[21:24:16] <@Jarvis> Quote #106 - <Xeda112358> That's okay, I was looking for some papers in my bag for class and I couldn't figure out how the search function worked.
[21:24:22] <Fishbot> !quote 107
[21:24:23] <@Jarvis> Quote #107 - <ztrumpet> lol, I just looked for the 'XTthetaN' button on the computer so I wouldn't have to hold down shift while I hit 'X'
[21:24:51] <Zeda> 3057E4? It doesn't help that I mix up 4 with r
[21:25:17] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> Good, that 4 was supposed to be an r
[21:25:28] <Fishbot> !addquote :p
[21:25:29] <@Jarvis> Quote #108 has been added.
[21:25:30] <Zeda> So the 3?
[21:25:33] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> I couldn't figure out what an 'r' was =P
[21:25:37] <Fishbot> Wait, what?
[21:25:37] <+Runer112> erm Fishbot?
[21:25:43] <@DThought> !quote 108
[21:25:43] <@Jarvis> Quote #108 - :p
[21:25:46] <Fishbot> That wasn't supposed to happen.
[21:25:48] <+Runer112> delete that DThought
[21:25:49] <@DThought> :P
[21:25:51] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> 3 == m in this case
[21:26:01] <@DThought> !delquote 108
[21:26:02] <@Jarvis> Quote #108 has been deleted.
[21:26:02] <@OmnomIRC> <DJ Omnimaga> spam D:
[21:26:09] <@DThought> Anyone can delete still, right?
[21:26:12] <@OmnomIRC> * ztrumpet eats spam
[21:26:16] <+Runer112> nope
[21:26:17] <+Runer112> only ops
[21:26:19] <@DThought> Or only mods?
[21:26:23] <@DThought> Ops.
[21:26:41] <@DThought> Runer112: Your @z80 updates are great :D
[21:26:46] <Zeda> 3057E4=MOSTER?
[21:26:47] <+Runer112> which ones
[21:26:47] <@DThought> I should really update mine.
[21:26:50] <+Runer112> the single cmmand stuff?
[21:26:54] <@DThought> Yeah.
[21:26:56] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spam & http://www.omnimaga.org/Games/starcraft/starcraft.swf
[21:26:58] <+Runer112> which reminds me
[21:27:00] <Zeda> Oh!
[21:27:01] <+Runer112> i need to finish that still
[21:27:02] <@DThought> But I left the source on the thumbdrive I lost.
[21:27:03] <Fishbot> Zeda is a Monster?
[21:27:06] <+Runer112> it doesn't have command descriptions yet
[21:27:09] <+Runer112> saying what it actually does lol
[21:27:14] <@DThought> Wow.
[21:27:18] <Zeda> ^-^ Thankee!
[21:27:20] <Fishbot> Oh, calc monster.
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[21:27:24] * Jarvis sets mode: +o rcfreak0_
[21:27:24] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> Fishiebot, sure
[21:27:33] <@DThought> I want to keep mine the same as yours :D
[21:27:36] <Fishbot> Oh, Fishibot
[21:27:37] <@DThought> In color, etc.
[21:27:40] * Fishbot is now known as Fishybot
[21:27:49] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> Yea!
[21:28:02] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> He's my FishBotie (PRonounced Buddy)
[21:28:03] <Fishybot> 22% downloaded!
[21:28:07] <+Runer112> maybe i'll do that right now actually
[21:28:09] * Zeda is now known as LadyZady
[21:28:26] <Fishybot> Where's Dame to complete the list?
[21:28:28] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> me eats one (1) Thunder Bolt
[21:28:33] <LadyZady> I can has Fishy?
[21:28:52] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> No, Zeda can have Fish7!
[21:28:54] * Fishybot hugs LadyZady
[21:29:08] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> ( Cause it's Iambian)!!! (Clever pun!)
[21:29:08] <Fishybot> Don't let him eat me!
[21:29:16] <@OmnomIRC> * ztrumpet eats...
[21:29:17] <LadyZady> <(^_^)> yums!
[21:29:20] <Fishybot> No!
[21:29:21] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> Fishboy!
[21:29:32] * Fishybot doesn't respond to that
[21:29:39] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> lol
[21:29:48] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> serious rotfl
[21:30:06] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> (@ yums and NO!)
[21:30:38] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> Did anyone get the Fish7 refrence?
[21:30:40] <LadyZady> It's THunderBolt, by the way :P Kinda like the Pokemon move...
[21:30:43] * Fishybot is missing a fin because of ztrumpet
[21:30:46] <@DThought> No?
[21:30:54] <Fishybot> D:<
[21:30:56] * @DThought stabs the other fin
[21:31:01] <@DThought> :)
[21:31:07] * Fishybot flops helplessly
[21:31:11] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> Fine,
[21:31:16] * @DThought spears Fishbot
[21:31:24] <@DThought> Where's my pot?
[21:31:25] * Fishybot is now known as Dragonbot
[21:31:30] <@OmnomIRC> * ztrumpet eats THUNDERBOLT KAPOW ZEDA!!!!!
[21:31:32] <@DThought> Oh, wait, I'm cooking the lobster.
[21:31:34] * Dragonbot fries DThought
[21:31:36] * Speler ([email protected]) Quit (Leaving)
[21:31:49] <Dragonbot> Magical Fishybot.
[21:31:50] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> Go DragonBOT!
[21:31:51] <LadyZady> And with a mighty roar: MEOW!
[21:31:55] <@OmnomIRC> * ztrumpet <3 Dragonbot
[21:32:04] * Dragonbot swats ztrumpet
[21:32:19] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> I think this entire thing needs togo in the quotes thread =P
[21:32:24] <@OmnomIRC> * ztrumpet eats DragonBot
[21:32:48] <Dragonbot> No, eat Zady!
[21:32:55] <@OmnomIRC> <Darl181> are there any game ideas floating around that would be somewhat easy to do?
[21:32:56] <@OmnomIRC> * ztrumpet noms on LadyZady
[21:33:05] * Dragonbot is now known as Nickbot
[21:33:08] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> Darl, look up lite on ticalc
[21:33:12] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> make with AI
[21:33:12] <Nickbot> Er, wait, typo
[21:33:14] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> Go!
[21:33:19] <@OmnomIRC> <Darl181> lite.
[21:33:20] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> lol
[21:33:20] * Nickbot is now known as Fishybot
[21:33:37] <@OmnomIRC> * ztrumpet eats FishyButt
[21:33:39] <@OmnomIRC> <Darl181> link?
[21:33:52] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> um, I don't have one atm
[21:34:07] * @rcfreak0 ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout: 480 seconds)
[21:34:07] <@DThought> Fishybutt: I know what that is! It's a butt!
[21:34:09] <@OmnomIRC> <Darl181> oh, "tic tac toe with a twist"
[21:34:12] <Fishybot> http://www.ticalc.org/archives/news/articles/2/24/24503.html
[21:34:25] <Fishybot> I found Atlantis!
[21:34:28] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> http://www.ticalc.org/archives/files/fileinfo/107/10770.html
[21:34:32] <@DThought> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0266543/quotes
[21:35:11] * Fishybot is not a disgraceful clownfish. He is a Fishybot
[21:35:13] <@OmnomIRC> * ztrumpet noms on LadyZady
[21:35:31] <@OmnomIRC> * ztrumpet eats Iambian's ESoR source
[21:35:40] <@OmnomIRC> <Darl181> I'm on it ;D
[21:35:46] <Fishybot> Er, LadyZady?
[21:35:50] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> Awesome!
[21:35:51] <@OmnomIRC> <Darl181> ai's going to be hard tho
[21:36:00] <@OmnomIRC> <Darl181> night
[21:36:14] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> http://xkcd.com/325/
[21:36:40] * Fishybot needs to do homework
[21:36:44] * Fishybot ignores it
[21:36:46] <LadyZady> I think it is about time I unplug my ethernet cable again...
[21:37:05] * Fishybot points at ztrumpet nomming LadyZady
[21:37:28] <LadyZady> !
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[21:37:31] <LadyZady> Aiy!
[21:38:30] * LadyZady ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: Page closed)
[21:38:43] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> Bai Zady
[21:38:54] <@OmnomIRC> <DJ Omnimaga> wow
[21:39:01] <@OmnomIRC> <DJ Omnimaga> I totally forgot I posted that fake news
[21:39:15] <@OmnomIRC> <DJ Omnimaga> i think that was shortly before Metroid II Evolution release
[21:39:21] <@OmnomIRC> <DJ Omnimaga> http://web.archive.org/web/20060711223928/www.ti-news.net/conglomerate.php check the brown text
[21:39:26] <@OmnomIRC> <DJ Omnimaga> June 24th Omni news
[21:39:32] * Fishybot wonders if it was the p0rn comment that scared Zeda away
[21:39:56] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> fishy pr0n?
[21:40:02] <Fishybot> Eww, no.
[21:40:23] <@OmnomIRC> <DJ Omnimaga> lol
[21:40:39] * Fishybot doesn't even want to imagine what Google has to say about Fishyp0rn.
[21:41:06] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> lol
[21:41:12] <@DThought> A-Aliens?
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[21:41:41] <@OmnomIRC> <Xeda112358> No, it seems that if I unplug my ethernet for a minute, my internet speed goes back to normal.
[21:41:58] * Fishybot noms Xeda's Internet
[21:42:22] <Fishybot> 66% >:D
[21:42:30] <Fishybot> Er, that should be evil >.>
[21:43:12] <Fishybot> Runer?
[21:43:28] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> 66.7%'s not evil
[21:43:43] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> night all!
[21:43:43] * Blissey ([email protected]) has joined #omnimaga
[21:43:46] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> bai
[21:43:47] <Fishybot> Night.
[21:43:53] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> cya'll later
[21:43:55] <@OmnomIRC> <Xeda112358> Gar, internet is still slowing back down
[21:44:04] <@OmnomIRC> <Xeda112358> Night!
[21:44:10] * Fishybot wires in a T1 line to Xeda's house
[21:44:13] <Fishybot> Bye
[21:44:14] <@OmnomIRC> * ztrumpet eats Fishbot, Zeda, and Blissey on the way out
[21:44:22] <Blissey> !
[21:44:24] <Fishybot> Who is Blissey?
[21:44:28] <Blissey> ...
[21:44:37] <Fishybot> ... <.<
[21:44:52] <Fishybot> >.>
[21:44:56] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> >.>
[21:45:00] <@OmnomIRC> <Xeda112358> It's not even loading my TICalc page!
[21:45:00] <@OmnomIRC> * ztrumpet runs
[21:45:05] <Fishybot> Ninja'd again.
[21:45:14] * Blissey ran away!
[21:45:21] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> lol
[21:45:29] <Fishybot> Yes it is. Look deeper...
[21:45:35] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> Iambian?
[21:45:44] <Blissey> Bli-see!
[21:45:51] <Fishybot> Bye-See?
[21:46:01] <Blissey> see?
[21:46:22] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> Xeda!
[21:46:27] <Blissey> !
[21:46:35] <Blissey> Bli?
[21:46:46] <Fishybot> Qwerty!
[21:46:47] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> Alright, now that I've unmasked Blissey, I can go to bed
[21:46:51] <@DThought> Fishybot: Look deeper. Think deeper.â„¢
[21:46:54] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> Night 2EDA!
[21:47:01] <Blissey> g'night!
[21:47:09] <@DThought> Knight.
[21:47:10] * Blissey is now known as Zeda
[21:47:12] <+SpyBot45> (O) New post by meishe91 in Choice Endurance Help http://omniurl.tk/6322/113831
[21:47:14] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> (By the way, IPs...)
[21:47:25] <Zeda> Yeah...
[21:47:37] * Fishybot thinks ztrumpet shouldn't know IPs...
[21:48:32] * Zeda gets paranoid
[21:48:42] <Zeda> >.>....<.<
[21:48:59] * Fishybot has already beaten Zeda to paranoia
[21:49:21] <Fishybot> Ahhhh, they're after me!
[21:49:29] * Fishybot runs from the room screaming
[21:49:33] <Zeda> I've been paranoid for years...
[21:49:41] * Fishybot ([email protected]) Quit (because of the people in black suits)
[21:50:09] * Zeda ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: Page closed)
[21:50:31] <@OmnomIRC> * ztrumpet eats Fishbot and Zeda
[21:50:31] <@OmnomIRC> <Qwerty.55> 92%...
[21:50:35] <+SpyBot45> (O) New post by z80man in Casio Prizm documentation http://omniurl.tk/5610/113832
[21:50:40] <@OmnomIRC> <Xeda112358> g'night all
[21:50:51] <@OmnomIRC> * Qwerty.55 noms ztrumpet, Fishbot, and Zeda (and Xeda)
[21:51:18] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> night all (you too, Xeda)
[21:51:27] <+SpyBot45> (O) New post by Qwerty.55 in Casio Prizm documentation http://omniurl.tk/5610/113833
[21:52:37] <@OmnomIRC> <Qwerty.55> Someone needs to put that earlier exchange in the funny quotes thread.
[21:53:11] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> you can do it - I'd just quote the past hour and call it good
[21:55:07] <@OmnomIRC> * ztrumpet eats Qwerty.55 - "Don't even try to eat me."
[21:55:21] <@OmnomIRC> * ztrumpet disconnects
[21:55:26] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> bai

Best part:
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[21:43:43] * Blissey ([email protected]) has joined #omnimaga
[21:43:46] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> bai
[21:43:47] <Fishybot> Night.
[21:43:53] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> cya'll later
[21:43:55] <@OmnomIRC> <Xeda112358> Gar, internet is still slowing back down
[21:44:04] <@OmnomIRC> <Xeda112358> Night!
[21:44:10] * Fishybot wires in a T1 line to Xeda's house
[21:44:13] <Fishybot> Bye
[21:44:14] <@OmnomIRC> * ztrumpet eats Fishbot, Zeda, and Blissey on the way out
[21:44:22] <Blissey> !
[21:44:24] <Fishybot> Who is Blissey?
[21:44:28] <Blissey> ...
[21:44:37] <Fishybot> ... <.<
[21:44:52] <Fishybot> >.>
[21:44:56] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> >.>
[21:45:00] <@OmnomIRC> <Xeda112358> It's not even loading my TICalc page!
[21:45:00] <@OmnomIRC> * ztrumpet runs
[21:45:05] <Fishybot> Ninja'd again.
[21:45:14] * Blissey ran away!
[21:45:21] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> lol
[21:45:29] <Fishybot> Yes it is. Look deeper...
[21:45:35] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> Iambian?
[21:45:44] <Blissey> Bli-see!
[21:45:51] <Fishybot> Bye-See?
[21:46:01] <Blissey> see?
[21:46:22] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> Xeda!
[21:46:27] <Blissey> !
[21:46:35] <Blissey> Bli?
[21:46:46] <Fishybot> Qwerty!
[21:46:47] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> Alright, now that I've unmasked Blissey, I can go to bed
[21:46:51] <@DThought> Fishybot: Look deeper. Think deeper.â„¢
[21:46:54] <@OmnomIRC> <ztrumpet> Night 2EDA!
[21:47:01] <Blissey> g'night!
[21:47:09] <@DThought> Knight.
[21:47:10] * Blissey is now known as Zeda

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #317 on: January 26, 2011, 10:53:49 pm »
* Xeda112358 likes that one...

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #318 on: January 27, 2011, 01:21:00 am »
Lol nice

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #319 on: February 23, 2011, 12:14:42 pm »
I may just have an odd sense of humor, but here's an out-of-context one that I found mildly humorous:

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23 10:45:02 -!- Netsplit ircd.choopa.net <-> ny.us.hub quits: @Su-Chan, +lemmy, +tev|stdby, +BrandonW
23 10:45:03 -!- Netsplit ircd.choopa.net <-> ny.us.hub quits: KED, @OmnomIRC, @miotatsu, +SpyBot45, @Jarvis
23 10:45:11 -!- Netsplit ircd.choopa.net <-> ny.us.hub quits: +aksnowman, +debrouxl, +JosJuice, Kristaba, +ldebrouxl, +shaun, +Buckeye, @Juju, @geekboy, +debrouxl_, @Netbot45, @Genolo, +chronomex, +j-b-r_, +Runer112, +DSP_Lord, @Netham45, Scout, tifreak_, +Jonimus, KermM_, @Tribal, +Pgoebbels, +broooom
23 10:59:05 -!- tifreak [[email protected]] has joined #omnimaga
23 10:59:07 -!- Netsplit over, joins: +shaun, +debrouxl, +ldebrouxl, +chronomex, +BrandonW, +tev|stdby, @Tribal, @Netbot45, @geekboy, @miotatsu, +SpyBot45, KermM_, tifreak_, Scout, +JosJuice, +broooom, @Juju, +Buckeye, @Netham45, @Genolo, +DSP_Lord, +Jonimus, @Jarvis, @Su-Chan, +j-b-r_, +aksnowman, KED, Kristaba, +Runer112, +Pgoebbels, @OmnomIRC, +lemmy
23 10:59:13 -!- mode/#omnimaga [+o tev] by Netbot45
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23 10:59:51 -!- mode/#omnimaga [+o rcfreak0] by Jarvis
23 11:04:12 <+Runer112> damnit Juju update your minecraft server
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #320 on: February 23, 2011, 12:29:10 pm »
Sounds mildly humorous indeed.

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #321 on: February 25, 2011, 03:02:32 am »
Lol I don't get it D:

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #322 on: February 25, 2011, 09:02:37 am »
To me, it was as if Juju's Minecraft server not being updated was somehow the fault of EFnet falling apart and having such a huge netsplit (for me, since I was on the wrong side and lost it :P).
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #323 on: February 25, 2011, 08:20:12 pm »
lol
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[17:37:57] (O) New post by DJ_O in Nspire CX Officially Announced http://omniurl.tk/6758/124263
[17:39:09] (O) New post by apcalc in Nspire CX Officially Announced http://omniurl.tk/6758/124264
[17:39:18] (O) New post by yunhua98 in TI-84 Pocket http://omniurl.tk/6783/124265
[17:40:19] (O) New post by DJ_O in Nspire CX Officially Announced http://omniurl.tk/6758/124266
[17:40:30] (O) New post by yunhua98 in Correlation: Correlific Mode! http://omniurl.tk/6782/124267
[17:41:20] (O) New post by apcalc in Nspire CX Officially Announced http://omniurl.tk/6758/124268
[17:47:13] (O) New post by yunhua98 in a little friendly competition[ http://omniurl.tk/6725/124270
[17:51:46] (O) New post by DJ_O in TI-Nspire prototype 1.1.7320 http://omniurl.tk/6727/124272
[17:52:59] (O) New post by DJ_O in PRIZM Emu http://omniurl.tk/5966/124273
[17:53:51] (O) New post by Michael_Lee in Easy way to make a compiler? : http://omniurl.tk/6762/124274
[17:54:21] (O) New post by program4 in Quasilat http://omniurl.tk/6755/124275
[17:55:24] (O) New post by program4 in Correlation: Correlific Mode! http://omniurl.tk/6782/124276
[17:57:12] (O) New post by ztrumpet in Nspire CX Officially Announced http://omniurl.tk/6758/124277
[17:57:33] (O) New post by Michael_Lee in Correlation: Correlific Mode! http://omniurl.tk/6782/124278
[17:57:49] (O) New post by critor in TI-Nspire prototype 1.1.7320 http://omniurl.tk/6727/124279
[18:00:13] (O) New post by Deep Thought in Nspire CX Officially Announced http://omniurl.tk/6758/124280
[18:01:22] (O) New post by ruler501 in Nspire CX Officially Announced http://omniurl.tk/6758/124281
[18:01:30] <Michael_Lee> </wall>
[18:01:38] (O) New post by Deep Thought in TI-84 Pocket http://omniurl.tk/6783/124282
[18:02:16] (O) New post by ztrumpet in Quasilat http://omniurl.tk/6755/124283
[18:02:41] <ztrumpet> </Michael Lee>
[18:02:51] <DJ_O> <thegame>
[18:03:17] <apcalc> <rickroll>
[18:03:38] <DJ_O> <textarea>
[18:03:40] (O) New post by Deep Thought in Why never to use Goto. http://omniurl.tk/4021/124284
[18:03:51] <ztrumpet> <stab>
[18:04:12] <DJ_O> That's Deep Thought's job
[18:04:17] <@Juju> lol
[18:04:43] <ztrumpet> lol
[18:04:47] <yeongJIN_COOL> at least, he doesnt hav da raz-r

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #324 on: February 25, 2011, 08:24:33 pm »
I actually stabbed ztrumpet after he said that but irc.umich.edu decided to lag :P




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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #325 on: February 25, 2011, 08:29:20 pm »
D:

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #326 on: February 27, 2011, 12:12:12 am »
[00:06:30] <tanner> I'll give someone a hug if they can help with this file thing :/
[00:07:00] <+alberthro> tanner: what language?
[00:07:20] <+alberthro> I have 1 minute if it's Python. Others tho... can't help unfortunately :(
[00:07:21] <@DJ_O> alberthro has an urge to get a tanner hug
[00:07:28] <@DJ_O> :P
[00:07:31] <tanner> Nspire C, the Makefile thing seems to not like whatever directory
[00:07:31] <+alberthro> lol DJ_O
[00:07:37] <tanner> I put it in*

This is a good thing between the first/second lines and the last two there was relevant text, else this could have ended up as another NSFW out-of-context quote. O.O

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #327 on: March 13, 2011, 03:52:38 pm »
This is really funny out of context, so I will leave it out of context.

[13:41:53] <graphmastur> I still vote that you just kiss her.
[13:41:55] <graphmastur> j/k
[13:42:24] <@apcalc> I love AP Chem! :)
[13:42:37] <@apcalc> seriously, though, it depends a lot on your teacher...
[13:42:48] <+qazz42> graph, no, just no
[13:42:51] (O) New post by DJ_O in BatLib Demo Programs http://omniurl.tk/6412/130398
[13:42:54] <+Su-Chan> hahah
[13:43:00] <+Su-Chan> yeah qazz42, kiss 'er :P
[13:43:08] <graphmastur> that it does. Our teacher is awesome, but sometimes the class is a pain...
[13:43:08] <+momrocker> shes in love with you :D
[13:43:13] <graphmastur> she probably is.
[13:43:21] <+Su-Chan> Just grab her by the shoulders and plant one right on the lips :D
[13:43:35] <@apcalc> lol

EDIT: If you want context, go here: http://ourl.ca/9611
« Last Edit: March 13, 2011, 04:36:27 pm by ralphdspam »
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #328 on: March 13, 2011, 03:54:50 pm »
definitely should add context....

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #329 on: March 13, 2011, 03:55:55 pm »
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