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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #481 on: July 11, 2011, 04:12:39 pm »
DrDnar's comment had me rotfling. ;D

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[14:06:07] <+Runer112> I only have male cables afaik
[14:06:11] <+Runer112> male on both ends all around
[14:06:17] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<thepenguin77> hahaha
[14:06:28] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<leafiness0> hahaha
...
[14:07:02] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<leafiness0> why did they give usb ends such suggestive names
[14:07:23] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<thepenguin77> leafiness, because they are universally understood
[14:07:27] <+Runer112> yeah
[14:07:30] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<thepenguin77> same thing with plumbing
[14:07:31] <+Runer112> male inserts into female =p
[14:07:41] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<leafiness0> xD
[14:07:51] <+Runer112> hmm
[14:07:51] <+DrDnar> Yes, children, welcome to middle school.
[14:07:56] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<jkag> Lol
[14:08:16] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<leafiness0> "universally understood"
...
[14:09:08] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<thepenguin77> then you're good
[14:09:13] <+Runer112> ok lol
[14:09:16] <+Runer112> I'll just leave it in there
[14:09:17] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<thepenguin77> I would assume most things should work with that
[14:09:29] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<leafiness0> "just leave it in there"
[14:09:50] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<leafiness0> i'm sorry
[14:09:51] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<leafiness0> forgive me
[14:10:22] <+OmnomIRC> (O)* ztrumpet eats leafiness
[14:10:38] <+OmnomIRC> (O)* leafiness0 stuffs the male end in ztrumpet

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #482 on: July 11, 2011, 05:24:29 pm »
Lol, I remember realizing that about headphone connectors in 6th grade and telling all of my friends.

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #483 on: July 11, 2011, 07:27:12 pm »
I remember when my parents explained that to me. It was about hoses....
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #484 on: July 11, 2011, 11:44:34 pm »
The fact the male headphone connectors are the right "shape" made it even more funny.

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #485 on: July 12, 2011, 12:28:41 am »
Yeah, learnt that in that scene techniques in Sec. 3 (grade 9). How funny when I realized, "omg the male end looks like a penis and the female end looks like a vagina".

In fact that's kinda how we explain sex to children. The male end is supposed to go in the female end.

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #486 on: July 16, 2011, 01:17:44 am »
[22:57:19][22:58:46] <+OmnomIRC> (O)* Darl181 counts down the seconds like it's the new year
[22:59:00] <+Fishbot> 50!
[22:59:09] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Darl181> 40
[22:59:10] <+Fishbot> 40!
[22:59:20] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Darl181> 30
[22:59:20] <+Fishbot> 30!
[22:59:23] <@Juju> then the jeopardy music starts
[22:59:29] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Darl181> 20
[22:59:30] <+Fishbot> 20!
[22:59:32] <@Juju> 20
[22:59:32] <+Fishbot> lol
[22:59:35] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Darl181> ninja
[22:59:36] <@Juju> 15
[22:59:37] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<leafiness0> 10
[22:59:38] <+Ti-PrgmR> 10
[22:59:40] <+Fishbot> 10!
[22:59:41] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<leafiness0> 9
[22:59:41] <+Fishbot> 9
[22:59:42] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<leafiness0> 8
[22:59:43] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<leafiness0> 7
[22:59:44] <+Fishbot> 5
[22:59:45] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<leafiness0> 6
[22:59:45] <+SirCmpwn> 9001
[22:59:45] <+Fishbot> 4
[22:59:46] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Darl181> THE GAME
[22:59:46] <+Ti-PrgmR> 4
[22:59:46] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<leafiness0> 5
[22:59:46] <+Fishbot> 3
[22:59:47] <+Ti-PrgmR> 2
[22:59:47] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<leafiness0> 4
[22:59:48] <+Fishbot> 2
[22:59:48] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<leafiness0> 3
[22:59:49] <+Ti-PrgmR> 1
[22:59:49] <+Fishbot> 1
[22:59:49] <@Juju> BUZZER!
[22:59:50] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<leafiness0> 2
[22:59:51] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<leafiness0> 1
[22:59:51] <+Fishbot> 0!
[22:59:51] <+SirCmpwn> the game
[22:59:52] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Darl181> 65535
[22:59:52] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<leafiness0> yum
[22:59:56] <+Ti-PrgmR> ERRRRRR
[22:59:59] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Darl181> lol
[23:00:08] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Darl181> hey it's counting up
[23:00:09] <+SirCmpwn> i propose a 2 minute extension for ztrumpet
[23:00:17] <+Fishbot> Seconded.
[23:00:19] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Darl181> 30!
[23:00:26] <@Juju> we already planned to have a 1 hour extension
[23:00:27] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Darl181> z's not in yet?
[23:00:33] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Darl181> oh
[23:00:34] <+SirCmpwn> are we having an hour extension?
[23:00:39] <@Juju> guess so
[23:00:41] <+Ti-PrgmR> Yea
[23:00:44] <+SirCmpwn> sweet
[23:00:46] <+Ti-PrgmR> 1 hour left
[23:00:47] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Darl181> ++
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #487 on: July 16, 2011, 02:43:44 am »
Lol. You guys... :P

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #488 on: July 16, 2011, 04:40:36 am »
* Freyaday doesn't see the funny and tries to tempt it out with a BBQ.
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #489 on: July 16, 2011, 11:48:20 am »
[22:59:52] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Darl181> 65535
[23:00:47] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Darl181> ++
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #490 on: July 18, 2011, 12:49:55 am »
Sorry for the double post, this is so worth it:
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Freyaday   *barbs
graphmastur   ...
Freyaday   uh, uh, don'tpanic
graphmastur   too late freyaday, too late.
Freyaday   don't worry, I'll put your face back
SirCmpwn   erm
Geekbozu   that or its just over heated
Freyaday   don't worry I've done this before
Geekbozu   badly

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #491 on: July 20, 2011, 04:27:53 am »
Quote from: IRC

[02:22:12] <OmnomIRC> (O)<Freyaday> http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/159496-37_large_5714.jpg
[02:22:30] <OmnomIRC> (O)<Juju> wat
[02:22:31] <OmnomIRC> (O)<ZippyDee> REFERRAL DENIED
[02:22:38] <OmnomIRC> (O)<Juju> just relaod
[02:22:41] <OmnomIRC> (O)<Juju> reload
[02:22:48] <OmnomIRC> (O)<ZippyDee> ah
[02:22:48] <OmnomIRC> (O)<ZippyDee> yeah
[02:22:52] <OmnomIRC> (O)<ZippyDee> gawt it
[02:22:54] <OmnomIRC> (O)<ZippyDee> What about it, frey?
[02:23:06] <OmnomIRC> (O)<Freyaday> that's me, on the right
[02:23:12] <OmnomIRC> (O)<ZippyDee> ...
[02:23:15] <OmnomIRC> (O)<ZippyDee> GoFrey?
[02:23:26] <OmnomIRC> (O)<Freyaday> back when I had hair
[02:23:30] <@Juju> lol
[02:23:32] <OmnomIRC> (O)<ZippyDee> Goku, Gohan, Gofrey
[02:23:43] <OmnomIRC> (O)<Freyaday> third generation, baby!
[02:23:47] <OmnomIRC> (O)<ZippyDee> xD
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #492 on: July 27, 2011, 02:52:33 pm »
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PixelBoy: ugh.
PixelBoy: Why do tables never work the way you want them to?
calc84maniac: too many chairs?
PixelBoy:...
PixelBoy:<table>s
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #493 on: July 27, 2011, 07:09:10 pm »
lol ^-^

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #494 on: July 28, 2011, 05:46:21 am »
I found this funny.
Quote from: IRC
[03:41:41] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<ephan> my comp iS ALL MESSED UP
[03:41:48] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<ephan> alt tab goes reversed
[03:41:50] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Freyaday> my typing is worswe
[03:41:54] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Freyaday> see?
[03:41:57] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<ephan> i cannot type symbols
[03:42:03] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<ephan> i mean i cannot type numbers
[03:42:04] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<ephan> !"#!"#"!#"!
[03:42:04] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Freyaday> I cannot type
[03:42:11] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<ephan> all i get is symbols; not numbers
[03:42:25] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<ephan> it looks like I ENABLE SHIFT FOREVER
[03:42:27] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Freyaday> then, try holding shift?
[03:42:33] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<ephan> worked
[03:42:35] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<ephan> =D=D=D
[03:42:41] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Freyaday> lol
[03:42:45] <+ephan> Awesome Freyaday
[03:42:51] <+ephan> Coollll
[03:42:55] <+ephan> <3 Freyaday :P
[03:42:58] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Freyaday> you're welcome
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