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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #585 on: December 09, 2011, 08:07:23 pm »
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(07:18:06 PM) ***New post by flyingfisch in Bonjour le monde. http://omniurl.tk/1713/215683
(07:19:05 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)<flyingfisch> somebody! pin jujus welcome post lol!
(07:19:22 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)<Juju> lol
(07:19:37 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)<Xeda112358> the topic was made a while ago, flyingfischy >.> :P
(07:20:03 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)<flyingfisch> i know
(07:20:08 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)<flyingfisch> i was joking
(07:20:16 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)<Xeda112358> :P
(07:20:21 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)* Xeda112358 is a turtle
(07:20:52 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)<flyingfisch> lol
(07:21:08 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)* Xeda112358 is NOT a tortoise
(07:21:30 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)<flyingfisch> ever heard of the tortoise [turtle] and the hare? or was it hair....
(07:21:34 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)<Juju> Xeda-chan~
(07:22:10 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)<Juju> lol the tortoise and the hair
(07:22:14 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)<flyingfisch> lol
(07:22:18 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)<Juju> it's hare
(07:22:26 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)<flyingfisch> ik
(07:22:34 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)<flyingfisch> lolol
(07:22:38 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)<Juju> lolol
(07:23:04 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)<Juju> the hair still manages to win even thought it's immobile
(07:23:14 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)<flyingfisch> rtofl
(07:23:26 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)<flyingfisch> *rotfl
(07:23:51 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)<flyingfisch> except, the hair lost, remember?
(07:23:59 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)<Juju> the hare did
(07:24:00 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)<flyingfisch> probably cuz it wasnt moving
(07:24:09 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)<flyingfisch> oh, the hair won?
(07:24:12 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)<flyingfisch> wow
(07:24:15 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)<Juju> no
(07:24:19 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)<flyingfisch> i like that version
(07:24:21 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)<flyingfisch> oh
(07:24:22 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)<Juju> the hare lost
(07:24:28 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)<flyingfisch> right
(07:24:33 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)<Juju> but the hair won
(07:24:36 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)<flyingfisch> but what about the hair?
(07:24:38 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)<flyingfisch> ok
(07:24:40 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)<flyingfisch> ninjad
(07:24:44 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)<Juju> lol
(07:24:46 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)<flyingfisch> very inspirational
(07:25:06 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)<flyingfisch> even though your immobile, you can still win
(07:25:17 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)<flyingfisch> spiritually of course
(07:25:30 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)<Juju> mhm
(07:25:32 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)<flyingfisch> so you can win and lose at the same time!
(07:25:46 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)<Juju> hair > turtle > hare
(07:25:49 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)<flyingfisch> thats so cool! i am actually lol'ing
(07:26:01 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)<Juju> because the hare is a lazy piece of lazya**
(07:26:20 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)<flyingfisch> loloololoo
(07:26:23 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)<flyingfisch> l
(07:26:59 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)<Juju> the turtle is moving slowly but surely
(07:27:14 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)<Juju> and the hair it's not moving but still manages to win
(07:27:25 PM) OmnomIRC: (O)<Juju> the game.



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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #586 on: December 11, 2011, 12:01:35 am »
<buttsfredkin> so I searched  the word "butts" on the forums
<buttsfredkin> and only two of the posts were about actual butts
<buttsfredkin> the rest were about me :D
    *epic7 searches butts
<buttsfredkin> epic7 lolol that sounded so wrong
<epic7> O.o

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #587 on: December 11, 2011, 11:30:19 am »
Now I'm curious...
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #588 on: December 13, 2011, 06:44:14 am »
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #589 on: December 14, 2011, 02:21:33 pm »
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[13:22:41]   Runer112     no idea
[13:22:53]   Runer112     you'd probably have to talk to someone like DrDnar or thepenguin77 for that
[13:23:00]   Xeda112358   :/ okay
[13:23:04]   Runer112     or BrandonW
[13:23:13]   Xeda112358   I looked at it over the summer, but I forgot
[13:23:25]   Runer112     actually maybe Iambian too
[13:23:31]   Xeda112358   And I cannot remember where I wrote everything down D:
[13:23:34]   Runer112     I don't think he's as much of an OS expert as those three
[13:23:47]   Runer112     but I think he wrote his own bcall routine once
[13:23:52]   Xeda112358   Do you think they could give me tips on writing an OS?
[13:24:02]   Runer112     definitely
[13:24:15]   Xeda112358   I am writing my own bcall routine :D
[13:24:16]   Runer112     DrDnar has written MicrOS which is sort of an OS
[13:24:44]   Sorunome     *yay* my javascript thingy works now! :)
[13:24:46]   Xeda112358   cool o.o
[13:24:48]   Runer112     well I guess it is an OS
[13:24:53]   Runer112     but it doesn't really do much fancy lol
[13:25:29]   Xeda112358   yeah, I am okay with that as long as I can get some experience tinkering with it for when I write Grammer 4
[13:25:53]   DrDnar       At the core, all you need are basic input and output routines.
[13:26:10]   Xeda112358   :D YOu're here!
[13:26:21]   DrDnar       I come when called. What can I say?
[13:27:02]   Runer112     woof?
:D Get it?

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #590 on: December 15, 2011, 02:31:30 pm »
Lol Art of Camelot and Xeda XD

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #591 on: December 17, 2011, 12:08:33 am »
O.O

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[00:02:11]   Juju   damn yeah
[00:02:53]   mikehill_   I just might...

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #592 on: December 22, 2011, 05:59:40 pm »
epic7: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Why+is+Nick+%3E+yes%3F#
epic7: Second result... O.o
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Nick: what's your second result?
Nick: cause that differs from countru to country
epic7: Something about a nickname for a guy's penis.
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #593 on: December 23, 2011, 07:05:58 pm »
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #594 on: January 02, 2012, 10:04:38 pm »
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #595 on: January 02, 2012, 10:10:55 pm »
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #596 on: January 03, 2012, 12:16:39 am »
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #597 on: January 03, 2012, 08:39:10 am »
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #598 on: January 06, 2012, 10:23:16 am »
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I think the majority of people on omni don't know enough on ndless's inner workings to reveal such things anyways, since extended is fairly tight-lipped on exploit methods.

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #599 on: January 06, 2012, 05:37:29 pm »
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epic7   wat what?
epic7   wat = what
Nick   what wat what?
epic7   wat what wut whut wutt?
Nick   wutt wat wut what what wut wut
Builderboy   in the butt?
epic7   lolwuttwatwutwhatwutwuttwat
Nick   xp