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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #870 on: November 21, 2013, 12:00:44 am »
I once was playing video gaems and missed the bus by several hours. When I got to school, they locked the doors behind me and my mom: the school was on lockdown.
Apparently, a kid had threatened to bring a gun to school and they were searching all the lockers.
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #871 on: November 21, 2013, 12:19:05 am »
Thought this was pretty cool yesterday :P

Quote from: http://chat.eeems.ca:9003/?server=irc.omnimaga.org%206667&channel=omnimaga&date=Tue%20Nov%2019%202013#1384924800343
[05:20:00]< Darl181   > http://i.imgur.com/bKx4uey.png
[05:20:45]< OmnomIRC   > (#)* ffisch has quit #omnimaga (Read error: Operation timed out)
[05:30:30]< OmnomIRC   > (#)* Omnom post by XiiR3CR34T10N in Birthday Posts http://ourl.ca/1182/313798
[05:31:18]< Darl181   > holy snap
[05:31:23]< Darl181   > [04:20:00 PM]
[05:31:34]< Darl181   > ..that was not intended 0_o
[05:31:58]< Frostion   > is the sun down? :P
[05:32:02]< aeTIos   > lol
[05:32:12]< Darl181   > it's all cloudy so idk
[05:32:21]< Darl181   > raining for the first time in months
[05:32:23]< Darl181   > lol
[05:32:58]< OmnomIRC   > (#)* Omnom post by XiiR3CR34T10N in Awesome pictures thread http://ourl.ca/12745/313799
[05:33:35]< Darl181   > aww the logs are one hour off


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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #872 on: November 23, 2013, 09:33:21 am »
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Err, context is key >:D
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #873 on: November 23, 2013, 10:05:41 am »
You goshdamn 12 yo humorist. :P
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #874 on: November 24, 2013, 11:50:57 am »
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #875 on: November 24, 2013, 01:33:02 pm »
Lol pretty funny. :P
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #876 on: December 01, 2013, 09:06:23 pm »
This is what happens when you aren't careful on Skype <.<

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[7:54:47 PM] BLUE: Is this the real life
[8:15:05 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Is it just fantasy?
[8:15:32 PM | Edited 8:15:51 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): .
[8:16:15 PM] Thomas Stone: Caught in a landslide
[8:26:20 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): No escape from reality!
[8:27:08 PM] Thomas Stone: Open your eyes, look up to the sky and seeeeeee
[8:27:35 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy
[8:28:01 PM] Thomas Stone: Because I'm easy come, easy go, little high, little low
[8:28:25 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me, TO MEEEEEEEEE
[8:28:52 PM] Thomas Stone: To me....
Mamaaa, just killed a man
[8:29:30 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Put a gun against his head, pulled the trigger now he's dead
[8:30:05 PM] Thomas Stone: Mama, life had just beguuun. But now I've gone and thrown it all awaaay
[8:30:46 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Mama, ooooooooo
[8:31:24 PM] Thomas Stone: Didn't mean to make you cry
[8:31:46 PM | Edited 8:31:50 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
[8:32:15 PM] Thomas Stone: Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters
[8:32:41 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Too late, my time has come
[8:33:09 PM] Thomas Stone: Send's shivers down my spine
[8:33:42 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Body's aching all the time
[8:34:11 PM] Thomas Stone: Goodbye everybody, i've got to gooo
[8:34:42 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
[8:35:33 PM] Thomas Stone: Mama, oooooo (Anyway the wind blows)
[8:36:20 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): I don't want to die, I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all
[8:38:11 PM] Thomas Stone: I see a little silhouetto of a man
[8:38:39 PM | Edited 8:38:42 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Scaramouche! Scaramouche! Will you do the fandango?
[8:39:25 PM] Thomas Stone: Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me
[8:40:00 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Gallileo
[8:40:04 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Gallileo
[8:40:11 PM] Thomas Stone: Gallileo
[8:40:18 PM] Thomas Stone: Gallileo
[8:40:27 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Gallileo Figaro
[8:40:30 PM | Edited 8:40:46 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Magnificooooooooo
[8:43:18 PM] Thomas Stone: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
[8:44:04 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): He's just a poor boy from a poor family
[8:44:35 PM] Thomas Stone: Spare him his life from this monstrosity
[8:45:31 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Easy come easy go
[8:46:11 PM] Thomas Stone: Will you let me go?
[8:46:30 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Bismillah! No! We will not let you go!
[8:48:14 PM] Thomas Stone: Let him go
[8:48:53 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Bismillah! We will not let you go!
[8:49:00 PM] Thomas Stone: Let him go
[8:49:08 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Bismillah! We will not let you go!
[8:49:12 PM] Thomas Stone: Let me go
[8:49:21 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Will not let you go
[8:49:28 PM] Thomas Stone: Let me go
[8:49:59 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Never let you go
[8:51:44 PM] Thomas Stone: Let me go
[8:52:04 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Never let me go
[8:52:32 PM] Thomas Stone: ooo No, no, no, no, no, no, no
[8:53:00 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Oh mama mia mama mia mama mia let me go
[8:54:26 PM] Thomas Stone: Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
[8:54:31 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): For me
[8:54:41 PM] Thomas Stone: For meEEEEEEE
[8:55:04 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): So you can think you can stone me and spit in my eye
[8:55:24 PM] Thomas Stone: So you think you can love me and leave me to die?
[8:55:41 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Oh baby, can't do this to me baby
[8:56:08 PM] Thomas Stone: Just gotta get out. Just gotta get right outta here.
[8:57:15 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Oooh yeah oooh yeah nothing really matters
[8:58:03 PM] Thomas Stone: Anyone can see
[8:58:11 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Nothing really matters
[8:58:28 PM] Thomas Stone: Nothing really matters to meeeeee
[8:58:41 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Anyway the wind blows...
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #877 on: December 01, 2013, 09:08:01 pm »
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Gaah Yeong what did you started on Skype o.o
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #878 on: December 01, 2013, 09:08:35 pm »
Speaking of which...

Is this the real life
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #879 on: December 02, 2013, 08:00:23 am »
hehe, this isn't real life, is it? :P
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #880 on: December 02, 2013, 12:34:19 pm »
TL;DR but overall it sounds pretty philosophic. XD
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #881 on: December 02, 2013, 12:45:47 pm »
Quote from: Scipi on December 01, 2013, 09:06:23 pm
This is what happens when you aren't careful on Skype <.<

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[7:54:47 PM] BLUE: Is this the real life
[8:15:05 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Is it just fantasy?
[8:15:32 PM | Edited 8:15:51 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): .
[8:16:15 PM] Thomas Stone: Caught in a landslide
[8:26:20 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): No escape from reality!
[8:27:08 PM] Thomas Stone: Open your eyes, look up to the sky and seeeeeee
[8:27:35 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy
[8:28:01 PM] Thomas Stone: Because I'm easy come, easy go, little high, little low
[8:28:25 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me, TO MEEEEEEEEE
[8:28:52 PM] Thomas Stone: To me....
Mamaaa, just killed a man
[8:29:30 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Put a gun against his head, pulled the trigger now he's dead
[8:30:05 PM] Thomas Stone: Mama, life had just beguuun. But now I've gone and thrown it all awaaay
[8:30:46 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Mama, ooooooooo
[8:31:24 PM] Thomas Stone: Didn't mean to make you cry
[8:31:46 PM | Edited 8:31:50 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
[8:32:15 PM] Thomas Stone: Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters
[8:32:41 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Too late, my time has come
[8:33:09 PM] Thomas Stone: Send's shivers down my spine
[8:33:42 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Body's aching all the time
[8:34:11 PM] Thomas Stone: Goodbye everybody, i've got to gooo
[8:34:42 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
[8:35:33 PM] Thomas Stone: Mama, oooooo (Anyway the wind blows)
[8:36:20 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): I don't want to die, I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all
[8:38:11 PM] Thomas Stone: I see a little silhouetto of a man
[8:38:39 PM | Edited 8:38:42 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Scaramouche! Scaramouche! Will you do the fandango?
[8:39:25 PM] Thomas Stone: Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me
[8:40:00 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Gallileo
[8:40:04 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Gallileo
[8:40:11 PM] Thomas Stone: Gallileo
[8:40:18 PM] Thomas Stone: Gallileo
[8:40:27 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Gallileo Figaro
[8:40:30 PM | Edited 8:40:46 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Magnificooooooooo
[8:43:18 PM] Thomas Stone: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
[8:44:04 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): He's just a poor boy from a poor family
[8:44:35 PM] Thomas Stone: Spare him his life from this monstrosity
[8:45:31 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Easy come easy go
[8:46:11 PM] Thomas Stone: Will you let me go?
[8:46:30 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Bismillah! No! We will not let you go!
[8:48:14 PM] Thomas Stone: Let him go
[8:48:53 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Bismillah! We will not let you go!
[8:49:00 PM] Thomas Stone: Let him go
[8:49:08 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Bismillah! We will not let you go!
[8:49:12 PM] Thomas Stone: Let me go
[8:49:21 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Will not let you go
[8:49:28 PM] Thomas Stone: Let me go
[8:49:59 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Never let you go
[8:51:44 PM] Thomas Stone: Let me go
[8:52:04 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Never let me go
[8:52:32 PM] Thomas Stone: ooo No, no, no, no, no, no, no
[8:53:00 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Oh mama mia mama mia mama mia let me go
[8:54:26 PM] Thomas Stone: Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
[8:54:31 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): For me
[8:54:41 PM] Thomas Stone: For meEEEEEEE
[8:55:04 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): So you can think you can stone me and spit in my eye
[8:55:24 PM] Thomas Stone: So you think you can love me and leave me to die?
[8:55:41 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Oh baby, can't do this to me baby
[8:56:08 PM] Thomas Stone: Just gotta get out. Just gotta get right outta here.
[8:57:15 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Oooh yeah oooh yeah nothing really matters
[8:58:03 PM] Thomas Stone: Anyone can see
[8:58:11 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Nothing really matters
[8:58:28 PM] Thomas Stone: Nothing really matters to meeeeee
[8:58:41 PM] Yuki Kagayaki 【輝き雪】(Juju Savard): Anyway the wind blows...


I don't  want to be a nazi or anything but the lyrcs go, "...pull MY trigger..." :P
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #882 on: December 02, 2013, 01:12:58 pm »
Quote from: Streetwalker on December 02, 2013, 12:34:19 pm
TL;DR but overall it sounds pretty philosophic. XD
you don't know that song? O.O
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #883 on: December 02, 2013, 01:14:31 pm »
Nope I didn't. :P
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #884 on: December 02, 2013, 01:15:52 pm »
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