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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #180 on: June 25, 2010, 07:08:16 pm »
Lol don't worry Ztrumpet about that one ;D

It is very out of context. It remained a classic for a long while, though. (Most of the time Nitacku was active). It dates back in May 2008 :P

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #181 on: July 06, 2010, 09:32:39 pm »
This is copied straight out of the logs, without modification:
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[19:25:03] <@calc84> and then there's
[19:25:16] <@calc84> <SpyBot46> New Post by The Tari in Oasis - cross platform z80 ass
[19:25:26] <+tanner_> :P
[19:26:56] <+SpyBot46> New post by ztrumpet in [S.A.D.] Progress 2010 http://ourl.ca/3912/100891
[19:27:12] OHNOES
[19:27:58] <ztrumpet> lol, what happened?
[19:28:04] <@calc84> wut
[19:28:13] <@calc84> OmnomIRC has a mind of its own!
[19:28:15] <+Flygon> OmnomIRC has become sentient
[19:28:31] <ztrumpet> it says "OHNOES" without saying who said it!
[19:28:46] <ztrumpet> the logs did it too!!
[19:28:51] <+tanner_> WOAH!
[19:28:56] <+tanner_> this is madness
[19:29:08] <+tanner_> I always thought Cemetech would become sentinent first...but now this
[19:29:11] <@calc84> this
[19:29:13] <@calc84> is
[19:29:16] <@calc84> Netham45
[19:29:27] * @calc84 hides
[19:29:31] <+Flygon> is OmnomIRC being run in an actual client?
[19:29:35] <+tanner_> The lobsters behind it -_- of course

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #182 on: July 06, 2010, 09:56:39 pm »
I lol'ed at the way Spybot notified of that Cemetech post earlier XD

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #183 on: July 07, 2010, 09:30:41 am »
ACK! Is the lobster army finally attacking?!?
* Art_of_camelot runs for the hills
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #184 on: July 07, 2010, 12:06:31 pm »
lol, nice find. :P
Silly spybot...
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #185 on: July 07, 2010, 12:25:46 pm »
It's because when the bot notifies us of posts, he only displays the first few chars of a topic name (30, I think). This is why it ended at "ass" instead of "assembler". :P

Good thing our channel has no bot with auto-kick on bad words.

The reason why it limits topic display at 30 ish chars is because one or two people kept whining that Spybot lines took more than one line in their chat client and that it was annoying. We could have used Tinyurl but at the rate Omnimaga gets new posts, Tinyurl just couldn't keep up and in some occasions, it gave the wrong URLs (even porn sites)

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #186 on: July 21, 2010, 02:22:50 pm »
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[12:18:30] <DJ Omnimaga> ohai ^^
[12:18:34] * @geekboy sees a dj
[12:18:35] <DJ Omnimaga> hey geek
[12:18:41] <DJ Omnimaga> and calcdude
[12:18:45] * @geekboy prceeds to eat him
[12:18:54] <calcdude> hey DJ
[12:18:57] <calcdude> not me!
[12:18:58] <DJ Omnimaga> ;.;
[12:19:00] * ztrumpet eats DJ Omni
[12:19:04] <@geekboy> lol
[12:19:17] <calcdude> oh, wait, DJ was eaten., not me. Nvm :P
[12:19:24] * @geekboy eats calcdude
[12:19:35] * ztrumpet eats geekboy
[12:19:37] <calcdude> darnit, should've seen that coming
[12:19:39] <@geekboy> ;.;
[12:19:54] <calcdude> nested levels of eating!
[12:20:00] <ztrumpet> lol
[12:20:17] * calcdude eats ztrumpet, completing the cycle
lol :P

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #187 on: July 21, 2010, 02:23:50 pm »
yay! :P
I think that was quote-worthy ;D
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #188 on: July 21, 2010, 05:08:50 pm »
Lol, at first it reminded me of Inception, except with eating instead of dreaming :P

EDIT: I updated the first post with the new quotes from 58 to 64. Also someone didn't like the quotes it seems cuz the first post was rated down >.>
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #189 on: July 27, 2010, 02:38:15 am »
Quote from: Rick Astley
[00:29:56] <nemo> scrolling through a 768 character long string is not fun.
[00:30:31] <@Netham45> Now you know how your calculator feels every time you recall a picture.
[00:31:07] <+Genolo> lol




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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #190 on: July 29, 2010, 05:12:46 pm »
Lol nice

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #191 on: July 30, 2010, 02:22:27 pm »
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<@Netham45> I like my atom netbook
<@Netham45> I keep it behind the seat in my truck
<geno> you have a truck?
<geno> can you drive me around
<geno> whilst I'm in the back
<@Netham45> No
<@Netham45> I don't drive rapists.
<geno> we can smuggle loli over the mexican border
<geno> it'll be fun
<geno> wait what
<geno> I'm a rapist now?
<E_sleep> x.x
<@Netham45> You're talking about smuggling little girls over the border, because they're little girls. :P
<@Netham45> That classifies you as a rapist.
<geno> in ur truck rapin ur shit
<geno> not really
<geno> I just need them to call me "Goushujin-sama~" and cater to my every need
<geno> nothing big really
<geno> and it would be consensual
<geno> fyi
<geno> >_>
<@Netham45> Your 'every need' makes you a rapist.
<@Netham45> It's hard for a twelve year old to conscent.
<geno> it's not rape if they want it
<geno> lol
<geno> srsly drive me around sometime
<geno> you live in like washington right
<@Netham45> You're like
<@Netham45> no
<@Netham45> I live in colorado
<geno> that's only on the other side of the cuntry
<geno> er
<geno> that's even closer
<@Netham45> You're still like 1200 miles
<geno> I'll pay for gas
<@Netham45> They better be some damn good lolis for that much gas.
<E_sleep> D:
<geno> LMAO
<E_sleep> not you too Netham45!

A convo between me and Geno.

I thought it was funny. :P
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #192 on: July 30, 2010, 03:08:33 pm »
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #193 on: July 30, 2010, 07:56:43 pm »
Quote from: #fishtankcity
<@Netham45> Tribal
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #194 on: July 31, 2010, 02:06:26 am »
I am scared now D:

Didn't he prefer lolis, though? :P
« Last Edit: July 31, 2010, 02:06:38 am by DJ Omnimaga »