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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #225 on: October 19, 2010, 03:05:43 am »
Winning the game has never been so much easier ;D

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #226 on: October 19, 2010, 03:21:04 am »
At least some spambots have brains. :P It had like 3 memes in its post...

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #227 on: October 19, 2010, 03:26:27 am »
Which post? ???

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #228 on: October 19, 2010, 03:30:05 am »
I was referring to GoldenAcorn84, who posted about 'Winning the game has never been so easy' iirc.

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #229 on: October 19, 2010, 03:34:18 am »
Oh ok lol :P

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #230 on: October 24, 2010, 11:07:08 pm »
Quote #82 -
[22:57:39] <Michl3545> I have determined where the 45 in Netham45 comes from:
[22:57:41] <Michl3545> 666 number of the beast
[22:57:42] <Michl3545> 5 number of uropods on a lobster
[22:57:44] <Michl3545> 74 The number of stars obtained by Spongebob Squarepants in his driving school
[22:57:46] <Michl3545> 666 * 5 / 74 = 45

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #231 on: October 24, 2010, 11:14:41 pm »
That made my day. We discovered the secret of Netham45.

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #232 on: October 24, 2010, 11:44:18 pm »
Being the diligent little nerd that I am, I immediately whipped out my calculator to check the math... :p
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #233 on: October 24, 2010, 11:46:06 pm »
Lol :P

Btw welcome back Michael_Lee, I got worried you were slowly vanishing after the contest or something D:

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #234 on: October 30, 2010, 11:33:50 pm »
http://ourl.ca/7674/134489

This needed to be quoted/linked/memorized ;D

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #235 on: November 02, 2010, 12:52:54 am »
This isn't Omnimaga but that was a funny coincidence from #cemetech (log is from SAX so it's backwards):

00:50:02 (#) KermM___: awww tanner_
00:49:34 (#) tanner_: (dang it! Rickrolled from my MP3 player x.x)
00:49:33 (#) KermM___: then you're bowing to the troll
00:49:33 (C) Raylin: I haz headache.
00:49:27 (C) DJ Omnimaga: The Game.

I am so powerful that saying the game remotely makes someone's MP3 player rickroll him.

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #236 on: November 03, 2010, 11:56:23 pm »
This isn't really from Omnimaga, but here's my short conversation with Matlab:

Code: [Select]
hello
>> Hi
??? Undefined function or variable 'Hi'.
 
>> Stop giving me undefined functions
??? Undefined function or method 'Stop'
for input arguments of type 'char'.
 
>> You're very stupid software. WFRNG is so much better than you
??? You're very stupid software. WFRNG is so much better than you
        |
Error: Unexpected MATLAB expression.
 
>> Sure, Err: message me all you want
??? Sure, Err: message me all you want
                       |
Error: Unexpected MATLAB expression.
 
>> Oh fine, you're hopeless.
??? Oh fine, you're hopeless.
                 |
Error: Unexpected MATLAB expression.
 
>>

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EDIT: I used code brackets because the question marks stand for an emoticon.
« Last Edit: November 03, 2010, 11:58:05 pm by Qwerty.55 »
∂²Ψ    -(2m(V(x)-E)Ψ
---  = -------------
∂x²        ℏ²Ψ

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #237 on: November 03, 2010, 11:58:01 pm »
Lol

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #238 on: November 04, 2010, 01:00:05 am »
That reminds me of the first time I tried out logo...
"go forward"
I don't know how to 'go'"
"oh well"
"I don't know how to 'oh'"
"die"
"I don't know how to 'die'"
"Dang it, you stupid turtle!  Do you know how to do ANYTNING???"
"I don't know how to 'dang'"
...and it goes on
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #239 on: November 04, 2010, 04:36:10 am »
Logo?