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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #330 on: March 13, 2011, 03:56:07 pm »
This is really funny out of context, so I will leave it out of context.

[13:41:53] <graphmastur> I still vote that you just kiss her.
[13:41:55] <graphmastur> j/k
[13:42:24] <@apcalc> I love AP Chem! :)
[13:42:37] <@apcalc> seriously, though, it depends a lot on your teacher...
[13:42:48] <+qazz42> graph, no, just no
[13:42:51] (O) New post by DJ_O in BatLib Demo Programs http://omniurl.tk/6412/130398
[13:42:54] <+Su-Chan> hahah
[13:43:00] <+Su-Chan> yeah qazz42, kiss 'er :P
[13:43:08] <graphmastur> that it does. Our teacher is awesome, but sometimes the class is a pain...
[13:43:08] <+momrocker> shes in love with you :D
[13:43:13] <graphmastur> she probably is.
[13:43:21] <+Su-Chan> Just grab her by the shoulders and plant one right on the lips :D
[13:43:35] <@apcalc> lol

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #331 on: March 13, 2011, 04:26:25 pm »
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #332 on: April 01, 2011, 08:53:56 pm »
Sorry about the double post (all the way), but I have a funny quote.  
Quote from: Omnom April 1
[18:09:31] <Darl181> ...and the giant pizza goes into the oven...
[18:13:47] <+Eeems> lucky
[18:13:50] <+Eeems> I had pizza too
[18:13:53] <+Eeems> not that much though
[18:15:05] <Darl181> we just got a giant one, it's like 18 inches wide :P
[18:15:15] <Darl181> measured in pounds
[18:19:58] <+qazz42> wanna her a joke?
[18:20:07] <+qazz42> *hear
[18:20:25] <+qazz42> Glass Joe
[18:30:21] <Deep Thought> That's what she said.
[18:30:26] <Deep Thought> 20 minutes late.
[18:30:34] <Deep Thought> 21.
[18:33:40] <+qazz42> what?
[18:40:45] <thepenguin77> hahaha. nice one deep
[18:55:04] <Deep Thought> [18:09:31] <Darl181> ...and the giant pizza goes into the oven...
[18:55:13] <Deep Thought> 18:15:05] <Darl181> we just got a giant one, it's like 18 inches wide :P
[18:55:14] <Darl181> for the record i was talking about a pizza :P
[18:55:26] <Deep Thought> *[18:15:05]
[18:55:34] <Deep Thought> Oh, really? :P
[18:55:43] <Darl181> and THE PIZZA tastes good, btw
[18:55:51] <Deep Thought> ...
[18:55:53] <Darl181> I was about to say
[18:56:10] <@DThought> !addquote [18:15:05] <Darl181> we just got a giant one, it's like 18 inches wide :P
[18:56:10] <@Jarvis> Quote #115 has been added.
[18:56:13] <Darl181> "it tastes good" but that would sound srone
[18:56:16] <@DThought> !quote 115
[18:56:16] <@Jarvis> Quote #115 - [18:15:05] <Darl181> we just got a giant one, it's like 18 inches wide :P
[18:56:19] <Darl181> :P
[18:56:38] <Darl181> it would be better as quote 181, but w/e
[18:56:39] <Darl181> lol
[18:57:07] <@DThought> :P
[18:57:09] <@DThought> !quote 181
[18:57:10] <Darl181> *would sound wrong
« Last Edit: April 01, 2011, 09:02:14 pm by ralphdspam »
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #333 on: April 01, 2011, 08:55:24 pm »
Ok, I was talking about a pizza...
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #334 on: April 01, 2011, 08:58:21 pm »
Yeah. Notice that I left it in context. 
I wonder what would happen if I left it out of context. O.O
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #335 on: April 01, 2011, 08:59:37 pm »
It would be is quote 115. :P
« Last Edit: April 01, 2011, 08:59:50 pm by Darl181 »
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #336 on: April 01, 2011, 09:16:44 pm »
I lol'ed hard XD

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #337 on: April 02, 2011, 09:57:57 pm »
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[19:51:56] <+Runer112> oh yeah, and picking up girls by complementing them on their breasts
[19:51:56] <@Eeems> lucky you :P
[19:51:58] <+Runer112> NO
[19:52:00] <+Runer112> DON'T DO THAT
[19:52:02] <Happybobjr> Start witht small compliments. 1 a day. at the same time
[19:52:05] <@Eeems> I'd probably get shunned for them :P
[19:52:08] <@Eeems> Runer112: haha
[19:52:14] <Ashbad> Then your girls must be really abnormal
[19:52:15] <+Runer112> not that I know from experience
[19:52:19] <Happybobjr> and then work up (with NO SEXUAL COMPLIMENTS)
[19:52:25] <+Runer112> lol
[19:52:26] <@Eeems> I just got called by toll free serv
[19:52:35] <Ashbad> Happy bob, I can't tell if your joking or not
[19:52:35] <Netham45> "My, what perky breasts you have." every day at 3:41 PM
[19:52:49] <@Eeems> quick everybody call 1-800-803-3273 :P
[19:52:52] <Happybobjr> I am completly serious
[19:53:03] <@Eeems> ask them why they are callig Eeems :P
[19:53:06] <@Eeems> *calling
[19:53:10] <+Runer112> Netham45, send that message to Zeda
[19:53:10] <Ashbad> ...really? Im not doing that. X.x
[19:53:11] <Happybobjr> Depends on the girl though
[19:53:13] <+Runer112> see what happens
[19:53:22] <+qazz42> netham O.o
[19:53:26] <Happybobjr> I do it in front of the whole class to
[19:53:26] <Netham45> lol runer
[19:53:29] <+Zeda> eh?
[19:53:33] <+qazz42> oh dear
[19:53:34] <+Runer112> lol shit
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #338 on: April 02, 2011, 11:14:21 pm »
ROFL! :P
I think the conversation went a little out of hand, though. :P
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #339 on: April 02, 2011, 11:17:12 pm »
Yeah it started out ok, then it went a little too far x.x
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #340 on: April 02, 2011, 11:39:30 pm »
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #341 on: April 06, 2011, 04:16:50 pm »
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #342 on: April 07, 2011, 01:02:56 am »
"...out of hand..." "...too far."
Please. Please oh please oh please, do not let me go there.
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #343 on: April 07, 2011, 01:30:00 am »
"...out of hand..." "...too far."
Please. Please oh please oh please, do not let me go there.
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #344 on: April 07, 2011, 01:32:32 am »
Are you letting me go there?
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