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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #360 on: April 12, 2011, 10:54:31 pm »
I think I get the first one. I don't get the second one. It chopped off one of my comments in the second one also even though I think it has no real relation to whatever the joke was supposed to be
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #361 on: April 12, 2011, 11:00:27 pm »
Quote from: #Omnimaga
[20:55:57] <Ashbad> Hmm, I now know 100 different sex positions -- my friend downloaded one of those types of apps whilst I was away for a minute. Since there was no actual porn just silhouettes of people doing TI I looked, then quickly deleted x.x
[20:56:01] <Ashbad> Anyways I gtg cya
[20:56:11] <DJ_O> ok
[20:56:22] <Binder News> I'll buy it when (if) I want to release something
[20:56:35] <DJ_O> Ashbad erm... #omnimaga-NSFW? >.>
[20:56:35] <Binder News> also, @Ashbad: creepy
[20:56:44] <ralphdspam> x.x. ok.............
[20:57:15] <+geekboy> rofl ashbad
[20:57:21] <ruler501> @Ashbad very creepy
[20:57:22] <+Iambian> Hmm.
[20:57:23] <@Juju> lol

D:

EDIT: Wait, doing TI? o.0
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #362 on: April 12, 2011, 11:02:28 pm »
I only know this many. :P
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #363 on: April 12, 2011, 11:05:39 pm »
ln(2π) ??
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #364 on: April 12, 2011, 11:06:58 pm »
Quote from: ralphdspam on April 12, 2011, 11:05:39 pm
ln(2π) ??
the derivative of which seems to be 0.  New position right there.
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #365 on: April 12, 2011, 11:12:30 pm »
My way of dealing with girls is quite strange (in other people's opinions)

I was born without the natural ability to understand and pick up on social conventions like normal people.
So over the years I study people's actions and responses, and base my actions and responses from what I have learned.
So somethings are weird and go well.  Somethings seem great but apparently are outrageously strange :P
For example (from the same day as that quote)  If you compliment a girl you like 1 time a day each day at the same time, starting off with small and getting better, she will begin to like you (allot) .
A couple of things that help.
*Most of the time you should use the word today, but don't emphasize it at all!
*Make sure you say your compliment loud enough for your class to hear.  Doing it everyday will state that she is yours and will make the class look forward to hearing what you have to say each day.
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #366 on: April 12, 2011, 11:13:46 pm »
* King graphmastur sends prince Happybobjr to some class where he can develop social habits that aren't... strange

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #367 on: April 12, 2011, 11:15:27 pm »
Quote from: Happybobjr on April 12, 2011, 10:52:06 pm
DJ: [19:53:26] <Happybobjr> I do it in front of the whole class to
It suggested I was talking about sex when I said "Do it".

In my defense, he didn't post everything. :P
Hmm Ok x.x
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #368 on: April 12, 2011, 11:15:44 pm »
hey, it worked quite well for me.

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #369 on: April 13, 2011, 04:42:59 am »
Quote from: ralphdspam on April 12, 2011, 11:00:27 pm
Quote from: #Omnimaga
[20:55:57] <Ashbad> Hmm, I now know 100 different sex positions -- my friend downloaded one of those types of apps whilst I was away for a minute. Since there was no actual porn just silhouettes of people doing TI I looked, then quickly deleted x.x
[20:56:01] <Ashbad> Anyways I gtg cya
[20:56:11] <DJ_O> ok
[20:56:22] <Binder News> I'll buy it when (if) I want to release something
[20:56:35] <DJ_O> Ashbad erm... #omnimaga-NSFW? >.>
[20:56:35] <Binder News> also, @Ashbad: creepy
[20:56:44] <ralphdspam> x.x. ok.............
[20:57:15] <+geekboy> rofl ashbad
[20:57:21] <ruler501> @Ashbad very creepy
[20:57:22] <+Iambian> Hmm.
[20:57:23] <@Juju> lol

D:

EDIT: Wait, doing TI? o.0

doing TI? :crazy:
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #370 on: April 13, 2011, 06:04:20 pm »
Wow, I was just reading through logs...
Quote from: http://netham45.org/irc/EfNet/view.php?log=omnimaga.20110313
[17:39:19] <+SpyBot45> (O) New post by willrandship in Pokemon Adventures http://omniurl.tk/7027/130496
[17:41:31] <+SpyBot45> (O) New post by Xeda112358 in BatLib officially released http://omniurl.tk/7030/130497
[17:43:22] <+SpyBot45> (O) New post by Qwerty.55 in BatLib officially released http://omniurl.tk/7030/130498
[17:43:36] <+SpyBot45> (O) New post by ralphdspam in BatLib officially released http://omniurl.tk/7030/130499
[17:44:29] <+SpyBot45> (O) New post by Xeda112358 in BatLib officially released http://omniurl.tk/7030/130500
[17:45:52] <+SpyBot45> (O) New post by willrandship in BatLib officially released http://omniurl.tk/7030/130501
[17:46:57] <+SpyBot45> (O) New post by Darl181 in Calculator Programs/Games Idea http://omniurl.tk/6129/130502
[17:48:46] <+SpyBot45> (O) New post by Hot_Dog in BatLib officially released http://omniurl.tk/7030/130503
[17:49:32] <+SpyBot45> (O) New post by willrandship in BatLib officially released http://omniurl.tk/7030/130504
[17:50:14] <+SpyBot45> (O) New post by Xeda112358 in BatLib officially released http://omniurl.tk/7030/130505
[17:50:25] <+SpyBot45> (O) New post by Hot_Dog in BatLib officially released http://omniurl.tk/7030/130507
[17:51:31] <+SpyBot45> (O) New post by Xeda112358 in BatLib officially released http://omniurl.tk/7030/130508
[17:51:42] * Maizes ([email protected]) has joined #omnimaga
[17:52:08] <@OmnomIRC> <Darl181> [/wall]
[17:52:16] <+Xeda> ERR:BREAK
[17:52:28] <@OmnomIRC> <Darl181> was batlib released by any chance?
[17:52:28] <+SpyBot45> (O) New post by willrandship in BatLib officially released http://omniurl.tk/7030/130510
[17:52:31] <@SirCmpwn> gtg
[17:52:50] <@OmnomIRC> <Xeda112358> Not sure, Darl181
[17:52:52] <@OmnomIRC> <DJ_O> darl it was for a while and i made a news about it
[17:52:53] * @SirCmpwn ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: http://chat.efnet.org (EOF))
[17:52:54] <@OmnomIRC> <Darl181> cya
[17:53:09] <@OmnomIRC> <Darl181> oh ok, I wasn't sure
[17:53:31] <+SpyBot45> (O) New post by Xeda112358 in BatLib officially released http://omniurl.tk/7030/130511
[17:54:01] <@OmnomIRC> <Xeda112358> Bye SirCmpwn
[17:54:09] <+SpyBot45> (O) New post by DJ_O in BatLib officially released http://omniurl.tk/7030/130512
[17:54:27] <+SpyBot45> (O) New post by willrandship in BatLib officially released http://omniurl.tk/7030/130513
[17:55:11] <+SpyBot45> (O) New post by Xeda112358 in BatLib officially released http://omniurl.tk/7030/130514
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #371 on: April 13, 2011, 06:06:37 pm »
was Xeda and DJ being sarcastic?  :P
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #372 on: April 13, 2011, 06:07:40 pm »
Quote from: yunhua98 on April 13, 2011, 06:06:37 pm
was Xeda and DJ being sarcastic?  :P

I would hope so...
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #373 on: April 13, 2011, 06:08:04 pm »
I didn't said anything ??? It was Darl181. But I bet they were sarcastic, else... O.O
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #374 on: April 13, 2011, 06:19:23 pm »
"[17:52:52] <@OmnomIRC> <DJ_O> darl it was for a while and i made a news about it"
↑ that's what was said from DJ
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