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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #555 on: October 25, 2011, 10:13:06 pm »
minecraft is always the topic :P
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #556 on: October 25, 2011, 10:25:53 pm »
I was commenting on the quote, it was taken out of context
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #557 on: October 25, 2011, 10:34:43 pm »
Wait, so what killed your hamster?
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #558 on: October 25, 2011, 11:12:58 pm »
Quote from: Deep Thought on October 25, 2011, 10:34:43 pm
Wait, so what killed your hamster?
Hamster?
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #559 on: November 03, 2011, 08:40:44 am »
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yeongJIN_COOL   is DJ still around?
yeongJIN_COOL   DJ?
yeongJIN_COOL   D:
yeongJIN_COOL   I forgot to ask him a very important question D:
yeongJIN_COOL   DJ come back---- p.q
yeongJIN_COOL   DeeJay--- D:
yeongJIN_COOL   oh wait this is german section
yeongJIN_COOL   XP
*   HAL9000 has joined #omnimaga-de
*   Netbot45 set #omnimaga-de mode +o HAL9000
*   HAL has quit IRC (Read error: Operation timed out)
*   HAL9000 has changed his nick to HAL
Sorunome   LOL :P
My bad. D:
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #560 on: November 04, 2011, 06:21:46 pm »
Not an omnimaga quote, but something funny I read recently on the C++ forums:

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Topic starter: I'm looking for a sensor that is found on almost every PC and I can read easily. It is for a sample application. It plays no role what sensor that is, the main thing is that it delivers values.
What sensors are there and how can I read it using C++?

Answer 1: I have here a type of plate with 105 tiny pressure sensors ...

Answer 2: Yes, I have that too. With the number of hold down pressure sensors you can measure how comfortable the cat lays on it.
« Last Edit: November 04, 2011, 06:22:23 pm by MGOS »
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #561 on: November 04, 2011, 06:23:20 pm »
Quote from: MGOS on November 04, 2011, 06:21:46 pm
Not an omnimaga quote, but something funny I read recently on the C++ forums:

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Topic starter: I'm looking for a sensor that is found on almost every PC and I can read easily. It is for a sample application. It plays no role what sensor that is, the main thing is that it delivers values.
What sensors are there and how can I read it using C++?

Answer 1: I have here a type of plate with 105 tiny pressure sensors ...

Answer 2: Yes, I have that too. With the number of hold down pressure sensors you can measure how comfortable the catgirl lays on it.
Ah, much better.
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #562 on: November 04, 2011, 09:26:35 pm »
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[21:23:39]   Yeong   yea I just disabled orchestra
[21:23:52]   Yeong   irc*
[21:23:53]   Spyro543   orchestra?
[21:23:55]   Spyro543   oh\
[21:24:05]   Yeong   fucking autocorrect
[21:24:24]   Yeong   always angers meh
lol

And the best part is Yeong tells you what one of his favorite activities is (at 21:24:05).
« Last Edit: November 04, 2011, 09:27:07 pm by ztrumpet »
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #563 on: November 04, 2011, 10:01:18 pm »
D:
* yeongJIN_COOL  :pushes ztrumpet off the bridge
« Last Edit: November 04, 2011, 10:02:43 pm by yeongJIN_COOL »
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #564 on: November 04, 2011, 10:50:40 pm »
Quote from: yeongJIN_COOL on November 04, 2011, 10:01:18 pm
D:
* yeongJIN_COOL  :pushes ztrumpet off the bridge
Well, looks like I'm goin' in the spoiler...
« Last Edit: November 04, 2011, 10:50:46 pm by ztrumpet »
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #565 on: November 05, 2011, 12:18:13 am »
Quote from: ztrumpet on November 04, 2011, 10:50:40 pm
Quote from: yeongJIN_COOL on November 04, 2011, 10:01:18 pm
D:
* yeongJIN_COOL  :pushes ztrumpet off the bridge
Well, looks like I'm goin' in the spoiler...
Spoiler For ztrumpet:
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Quote from: JustCause on March 29, 2011, 11:44:58 pm
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #566 on: November 05, 2011, 12:44:08 am »
[00:41:56]   DJ_O   The Game.
[00:41:58]   Aznyan   i lost the game

Look at the time interval between both messages. Is AzNg0d103 reading in my mind, knowing in advance what I'm typing, or does he just read and type extremly frickin' fast? O.O
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #567 on: November 05, 2011, 11:06:51 am »
My quit message was "Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers."
[11:00] <+Spyro543> I couldn't help but watch my bot logs and see what you would say about that quit message :3
[11:01] * Fishbot still has that screwdriver
[11:01] <+Spyro543> O-o
[11:01] * Spyro543 carries a set of really tiny screwdrivers
[11:02] <+Fishbot> Screwdrivers are actually quite handy when you need to suddenly disassemble a calc84maniac
[11:03] * Spyro543 disassembles Fishbot
[11:03] <+Spyro543> oh look a microprocessor *munch*
[11:03] * Fishbot helps
[11:03] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<calc84maniac> no don't take up my backup battery!
[11:04] <+Spyro543> oh look a backup battery *munch* *gzzzzzzt*
[11:04] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<calc84maniac> take up wut
[11:04] <+Fishbot> *bzzt* You just killed my Curiosity core.
[11:04] <+Fishbot> Releasing the nerve gas.
[11:04] <+Fishbot> You have five minutes.
[11:04] <+Spyro543> Nuu~!
[11:04] <+Spyro543> *boom*
[11:04] <+Spyro543> *shatter*
Spoiler For my bot logs:
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10:58:14 :Spyro543!~IceChat7@25.sub-166-249-99.myvzw.com QUIT :Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers.

10:58:49 :Fishbot!~Fishbot@70-57-104-142.phnx.qwest.net PRIVMSG #omnimaga :ACTION carries screwdrivers.

10:58:54 :jimbauwen!~jim@bwns.be PRIVMSG #omnimaga :ACTION too

10:59:4 :Fishbot!~Fishbot@70-57-104-142.phnx.qwest.net PRIVMSG #omnimaga :ACTION grins evilly.

10:59:5 :jimbauwen!~jim@bwns.be PRIVMSG #omnimaga :ACTION stabs Fishbot

10:59:8 :Fishbot!~Fishbot@70-57-104-142.phnx.qwest.net PRIVMSG #omnimaga :Ack!

10:59:23 :jimbauwen!~jim@bwns.be PRIVMSG #omnimaga :Hah

10:59:23 :jimbauwen!~jim@bwns.be PRIVMSG #omnimaga :I was first
Then I joined.
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #568 on: November 06, 2011, 01:58:20 am »
Quote from: irc
[23:54:21] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Freyaday> holycrapiambianwhatisthisstuffifeelgreat
[23:54:38] <+Iambian> Etri just made it. Said it came from whatever was up there in the hypercherry tree
[23:54:43] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Freyaday> ithinkitbrokemyspacebra
[23:54:56] <@Juju> damn
[23:55:08] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Freyaday> jujuwassolookingforwardtoseeingmeinmyspacebra
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #569 on: November 06, 2011, 01:12:54 am »
Quote from: Freyaday on November 06, 2011, 01:58:20 am
Quote from: irc
[23:54:21] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Freyaday> holycrapiambianwhatisthisstuffifeelgreat
[23:54:38] <+Iambian> Etri just made it. Said it came from whatever was up there in the hypercherry tree
[23:54:43] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Freyaday> ithinkitbrokemyspacebra
[23:54:56] <@Juju> damn
[23:55:08] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Freyaday> jujuwassolookingforwardtoseeingmeinmyspacebra
lol wow
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