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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #630 on: March 15, 2012, 07:36:25 pm »
[19:31:50]   DJ_O   balancedfury/parser to protest against uni fees increases here there have been protests since the last week and about 6000 students died in riots every day
[19:31:57]   Juju   Chuck Norris can tip over a car just by thinking of it
[19:32:06]   BalancedFury   oh D:
[19:32:09]   DJ_O   i think this is what juju is refering to
[19:32:12]   Juju   yeah
[19:32:14]   BalancedFury   6k students?
[19:32:15]   parser padwan   hm
[19:32:15]   DJ_O   jk I doutb anyone died
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #631 on: March 15, 2012, 09:03:00 pm »
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[16:47:26] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<boot2490> leafy... are you always online? are you more than one person?
[16:47:34] <+leafy> yeah i'm like
[16:47:34] <+leafy> a
[16:47:36] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<parser padwan> yes
[16:47:38] <+leafy> group of people
[16:47:44] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<boot2490> seriously?
[16:47:49] <+leafy> yeah
[16:47:52] <+leafy> we all code
[16:47:55] <+leafy> on the same stuff
[16:47:55] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<parser padwan> leafy: the coders of tomarrow
[16:47:56] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<boot2490> sheeyat
[16:48:01] <+Runer112> leafy's just an orgy of coders
[16:48:02] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<boot2490> lol
[16:48:02] <+leafy> mhm
[16:48:04] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Netham45> Skynet: Leafy edition
[16:48:09] <+leafy> orgy porgy ford and fun
[16:48:23] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<boot2490> wowo
[16:48:23] <+Fishbot_> Netham, you need to approve the hebrew spambot
[16:48:25] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<boot2490> w
[16:48:27] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<parser padwan> you are leafy #4, right?
[16:48:31] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<boot2490> lol
[16:48:37] <+leafy> uhhh
[16:48:38] <+leafy> no
[16:48:39] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<boot2490> parser, too
[16:48:42] <+leafy> that's jason
[16:48:45] <+leafy> i'm number 2
[16:48:46] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<parser padwan> tell leafy #3 to get online more often
[16:48:51] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<boot2490> there are certian people that I never see offline
[16:48:59] <+leafy> aw :(
[16:49:01] <+Fishbot_> I prefer leafy #2
[16:49:04] <+leafy> you don't like me?
[16:49:17] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<parser padwan> not as much as leafy 3
[16:49:22] <+leafy> D:
[16:49:25] * +leafy cries
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #632 on: March 16, 2012, 12:02:03 am »
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #633 on: March 16, 2012, 04:05:38 am »
That isn't true, right?


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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #634 on: March 16, 2012, 08:51:11 am »
Lol I like the DJ quote XD
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #635 on: March 16, 2012, 04:07:53 pm »
Stefan Bauwens if you are talking about the riots, thankfully no it isn't true, although the riots did happen and degenerated pretty bad (with riot police arresting people and vandalism) and it could have turned even worse x.x (there were people that got hurt and someone almost lost his eye due to a noise grenade)

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[15:58:45]   leafy   rawr
[15:58:59]   jimbauwen   Rawr
[15:59:08]   leafy   :D
[16:00:19]   Juju   lol
[16:00:32]   *   DJ_O  lost
[16:01:37]   *   NeoCrisis has quit IRC (DSOrganize IRC)

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #636 on: March 16, 2012, 06:25:13 pm »
Now the riots evolved from being against scholarity fees to being against police brutality. Oh wow. Now what, riots for the Montréal Canadiens miraculously making the playoffs (despite being dead last)?

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #637 on: March 18, 2012, 08:11:24 pm »
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #638 on: March 26, 2012, 02:48:09 pm »
Quote from: omnomIRC
[12:35:53] <+Runer112> I'm about to make one of my hackiest optimizations ever
[12:35:59] <+aeTIos> Oh
[12:36:04] <+Runer112> a good favorite
[12:36:08] <+Runer112> executing data as code
[12:36:12] <+aeTIos> let's celebrate it before TI ruins it
[12:36:13] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<hellninjas> :O
[12:36:24] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<hellninjas> RUNER NO!!
[12:36:31] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<hellninjas> YOU'LL BREAK TEH WORLDZ
[12:36:41] <+aeTIos> heh
[12:37:16] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<leafy> lolwat
[12:37:53] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<hellninjas> idk
[12:38:00] <+Runer112> wait shit
[12:38:04] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<hellninjas> RACIST
[12:38:12] <+Runer112> balls messed that up
[12:38:24] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<hellninjas> your balls messed up your program?
[12:38:26] <+OmnomIRC> (O)* hellninjas runs
[12:38:53] <+OmnomIRC> (O)* ben_g was thinking abouth that too
[12:39:00] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<hellninjas> lol
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[12:39:11] <+Runer112> oh crap
[12:39:13] <+Runer112> that was even worse
[12:39:22] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<hellninjas> DJ_O
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[12:40:23] <+Runer112> man this is getting crazily hack
[12:40:24] <+Runer112> y
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #639 on: March 26, 2012, 02:52:20 pm »
O.O

And in response to juju
Now the riots evolved from being against scholarity fees to being against police brutality. Oh wow. Now what, riots for the Montréal Canadiens miraculously making the playoffs (despite being dead last)?
Well the thing about the anti-brutality riots is that people do everything to provocate police officers into a violent response, to make police look brutal. Every year they always expect those protests will go out of hand now.

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #640 on: March 29, 2012, 03:36:06 pm »
O.O
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[13:25:41] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<JoeyBelgier> Dude, grammer looks pretty amazing :D
[13:26:09] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<JoeyBelgier> Nah kidding it sucks
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[13:26:38] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<JoeyBelgier> Nah kidding it looks pretty amazing :P
[13:26:40] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Xeda112358> Ah, sorry :P
[13:27:16] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<JoeyBelgier> Xeda, y u no penis
[13:27:21] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<JoeyBelgier> :/
[13:27:47] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Art_of_camelot> O_O lolwut?
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[13:28:12] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Art_of_camelot> lmao
[13:28:21] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<JoeyBelgier> :p
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[13:29:06] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Xeda112358> well, you see, when a mommy and a daddy love each other veeeerrrrrrry much
[13:29:18] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<mrmprog> lol
[13:29:28] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<Art_of_camelot> lmao!
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #641 on: March 29, 2012, 08:31:24 pm »
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #642 on: March 29, 2012, 08:56:36 pm »
Here in lies the reason this is tagged NSFW
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #643 on: March 29, 2012, 09:30:30 pm »
Here in lies the reason this is tagged NSFW
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #644 on: April 11, 2012, 04:28:49 am »
Xeda was that recently? I didn't know Joey still visited? :O

Also sorry Xeda but I had to quote that typo ;D

Typically, they forward male


It was a typo of mail during a discussion about mail received at her college.
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