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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #645 on: April 11, 2012, 06:10:30 am »
Oh god, I once read this story about a woman who mistook "mail services" for "Male services". She was very confused.
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #646 on: April 11, 2012, 06:34:18 am »
Quote from: DJ_O on April 11, 2012, 04:28:49 am
Xeda was that recently? I didn't know Joey still visited? :O
Yeah, it was that day. He still pops in from time to time :D
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #647 on: April 11, 2012, 03:25:04 pm »
Yep, and no worries, I thought it was funny, DJ XD
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #648 on: April 15, 2012, 11:26:01 am »
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[08:57:00] <OmnomIRC> (#)* New post by yeongJIN_COOL in OmniOS http://omniurl.tk/13253/242959
[09:10:57] <OmnomIRC> (#)* New post by yeongJIN_COOL in Jonius7 General Projects Topic http://omniurl.tk/12865/242960
[09:12:53] <OmnomIRC> (#)* New post by yeongJIN_COOL in Some Random Sprites http://omniurl.tk/3611/242961
[09:13:29] <OmnomIRC> (#)* New post by yeongJIN_COOL in TI-Defend http://omniurl.tk/11644/242962
[09:13:56] <OmnomIRC> (#)* New post by yeongJIN_COOL in Turn your Nspire into a real c http://omniurl.tk/13234/242963
[09:14:37] <OmnomIRC> (#)* New post by yeongJIN_COOL in 3000 posts / Top 10 Posters / http://omniurl.tk/13248/242964
[09:15:11] <OmnomIRC> (#)* New post by yeongJIN_COOL in Minecraft http://omniurl.tk/5591/242965
[09:15:48] <OmnomIRC> (#)* New post by yeongJIN_COOL in Running guy http://omniurl.tk/13247/242966
[09:20:31] <OmnomIRC> (#)* New post by yeongJIN_COOL in Pack all Addins for fx9860 and http://omniurl.tk/11997/242967
[09:20:46] <@Juju> </yeongwall>
[09:21:04] <OmnomIRC> (O)<TBO_Yeong> :P
[09:21:09] <@Juju> :P
[09:21:21] <OmnomIRC> (O)<TBO_Yeong> </ short :P wall>
[09:21:28] <@Juju> lol
[09:21:38] <@Juju> </not even a lol wall>
[09:21:46] <OmnomIRC> (O)<jimbauwens> </thegamewall>
[09:21:48] <OmnomIRC> (O)<TBO_Yeong> </walls of /walls>
[09:22:03] <@Juju> </html
[09:22:04] <@Juju> >
[09:22:07] <OmnomIRC> (O)<TBO_Yeong> now we got the ending tag. where's the starting tag? :P
[09:22:14] <@Juju> <html>
[09:22:18] <OmnomIRC> (O)<TBO_Yeong> lol
[09:22:30] <@Juju> after the ending tag
[09:22:32] <OmnomIRC> (O)<TBO_Yeong> <head><title>I lost the game</title></head>
[09:22:32] <@Juju> ooooh
[09:22:44] <@Juju> <body>lol
[09:22:53] <@Juju> the game
[09:23:06] <OmnomIRC> (O)<jimbauwens> juju
[09:23:15] <OmnomIRC> (O)<TBO_Yeong> issa lmth lol
[09:23:16] <@Juju> <?php while(true){echo "the game";} ?>
[09:23:37] <OmnomIRC> (O)<jimbauwens> hmm
[09:24:00] <OmnomIRC> (O)<jimbauwens> Rick Astley
[09:24:04] <@Juju> lol
[09:24:21] <OmnomIRC> (O)<TBO_Yeong> omg my printer prints pink color
[09:24:26] <OmnomIRC> (O)<TBO_Yeong> when I wanted something else
[09:24:44] <OmnomIRC> (O)<jimbauwens> lobster color*

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #649 on: April 15, 2012, 11:30:12 am »
Haha! Juju, your php-code would look crappy, it has to be like this:
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<?php while(true){echo "the game\n";} ?> without new line it looks stupid :P
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #650 on: April 15, 2012, 11:00:30 pm »
Quote from: Deep Thought on April 11, 2012, 06:34:18 am
Quote from: DJ_O on April 11, 2012, 04:28:49 am
Xeda was that recently? I didn't know Joey still visited? :O
Yeah, it was that day. He still pops in from time to time :D
Aaah cool. I always seem to miss him. I guess it's the effect of me not checking almost 8 hours a day like I did before. :P
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #651 on: May 07, 2012, 10:46:06 pm »
10-minute smack war :D
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[22:30:14]   *   parserp has joined #omnimaga-spam
[22:30:33]   *   parserp smacks repetitively
[22:30:58]   *   HOMER-16  counter-smacks
[22:31:23]   *   parserp smacks into the 5th dimension
[22:31:57]   *   HOMER-16  smacks from the 5th dimension
[22:32:13]   *   parserp jumps into the 2nd dimension
[22:32:17]   HOMER-16   Now you can't touch me from your lower 3D plane >:D
[22:32:22]   HOMER-16   2D
[22:32:45]   *   parserp cuts through HOMER-16 with his 2D-ness
[22:33:01]   *   HOMER-16  is back in the 3D
[22:33:20]   *   parserp smacks with a fishbot
[22:33:30]   *   HOMER-16  dodges depth-wise
[22:33:46]   *   parserp throws knifes
[22:34:38]   *   HOMER-16  smacks te knives back at parserp
[22:35:08]   *   parserp goes into the 0th dimension
[22:35:40]   *   HOMER-16  steps on parserp
[22:35:57]   parserp   how?
[22:36:03]   parserp   I'm not sure where I am
[22:36:07]   HOMER-16   Your just a dot now :P
[22:36:18]   HOMER-16   *squish
[22:36:20]   *   parserp goes into lightspeed mode
[22:37:02]   *   HOMER-16  goes into the 11th dimension and cuts parserp off
[22:37:25]   HOMER-16   Not sure how, but...
[22:37:29]   *   parserp plows through HOMER-16 with his disintegration ray
[22:37:54]   *   HOMER-16  uses his restoration laz0r
[22:38:09]   HOMER-16   FUS RO DAH
[22:38:20]   *   parserp hits with his genetically altered calculator
[22:38:29]   *   HOMER-16  smacks parserp with his voice
[22:38:38]   parserp   ouch
[22:38:38]   parserp   ouch
[22:38:39]   parserp   ouch
[22:38:45]   parserp   maybe I should stop talking
[22:38:46]   parserp   ouch
[22:38:56]   *   parserp zips his lips
[22:38:57]   parserp   ouch
[22:39:05]   *   parserp smacks and hurts
[22:39:19]   parserp   :D
[22:39:31]   *   HOMER-16  smacks back and wins
[22:39:42]   *   HOMER-16  WON The Game
[22:39:52]   *   parserp eats poison to end this
[22:40:00]   parserp   gah!
[22:40:04]   parserp   ooch!
[22:40:06]   parserp   ugh!
[22:40:10]   *   parserp dies slowly
[22:40:39]   *   parserp twitches slightly
[22:41:08]   parserp   10 minute smack fest ftw
[22:41:18]   *   HOMER-16  is not sure to be mortified, or to smack again just to be sure
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #652 on: May 07, 2012, 10:47:48 pm »
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #653 on: May 07, 2012, 10:49:20 pm »
I'll get you... eventually... >:D
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #654 on: May 09, 2012, 07:58:08 pm »
Quote from: #omnimaga-spam
*   Eeems set #omnimaga-spam mode +o AaronBot2
*   parserp has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
yeongJIN_COOL   we repeat stuffs here. a lot.
*   parserp has joined #omnimaga-spam
parserp   ssssssssssssssssssss
parserp   pppppppppppppppppppppp
parserp   aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
parserp   mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
yeongJIN_COOL   we repeat stuffs here. a lot.
yeongJIN_COOL   we repeat stuffs here. a lot.
yeongJIN_COOL   we repeat stuffs here. a lot.
yeongJIN_COOL   we repeat stuffs here. a lot.
yeongJIN_COOL   we repeat stuffs here. a lot.
yeongJIN_COOL   we repeat stuffs here. a lot.
parserp   we repeat stuffs here. a lot.
parserp   we repeat stuffs here. a lot.
parserp   we repeat stuffs here. a lot.
parserp   we repeat stuffs here. a lot.
parserp   we repeat stuffs here. a lot.
parserp   we repeat stuffs here. a lot.
parserp   we repeat stuffs here. a lot.
parserp   we repeat stuffs here. a lot.
parserp   we repeat stuffs here. a lot.
parserp   we repeat stuffs here. a lot.
we repeat stuffs here. a lot.
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #655 on: May 10, 2012, 12:59:51 am »
There is a problem.
The sentence is "We repeat stuffs in here. A lot." :P
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #656 on: May 16, 2012, 11:42:14 am »
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jimbauwen   Le jeu
Juju   noooonnnnn
jimbauwen   ouiiii
Art_of_camelot   What is this "Le jeu" you speak of?
Art_of_camelot   :P
jimbauwen   :D
Juju   The Game
hellninjas   daaaamnitttttttt
*   hellninjas lost
Juju   the french variation.
jimbauwen   I didn't know that :o
*   jimbauwen runs
hellninjas   and Hi Jimbauwen, and Juju :D
hellninjas   and AOC :D
Juju   hi
hellninjas   hi
jimbauwen   Yo
jimbauwen   Anyway, bye :D
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #657 on: May 28, 2012, 09:50:54 am »
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[15:47] == mode/#omnimaga-de [+h Sorunome] by Juju
[15:47] <~Juju> ^_^
[15:47] == Sorunome changed the topic of #omnimaga-de to: test
[15:47] <Ti-PrgmR> umm welcome is in english....
[15:47] == Sorunome changed the topic of #omnimaga-de to: Welcome on Omnimaga-DE
[15:47] <%Sorunome> thanks juju! :)
[15:47] <~Juju> yw
[15:48] <%Sorunome> now my name has % in front of it xD
[15:48] <~Juju> now translate the topic to german I don't know any
[15:48] <~Juju> yup
[15:48] <%Sorunome> and yours has ~
[15:48] <Ti-PrgmR> my name has a blank in front of it
[15:48] <~Juju> you're half-op
[15:48] == mode/#omnimaga-de [+v Ti-PrgmR] by Juju
[15:48] == Sorunome changed the topic of #omnimaga-de to: Wilkommen auf Omnimafa-DE
[15:48] <+Ti-PrgmR> a hybrid IRC user!
[15:48] <%Sorunome> ups
[15:48] <~Juju> Omnimafa?
[15:48] == Sorunome changed the topic of #omnimaga-de to: Wilkommen auf Omnimaga-DE
[15:48] <+Ti-PrgmR> yes we are a mafia
[15:48] <~Juju> lol
[15:48] <~Juju> Omnimafia
[15:49] <%Sorunome> xD
D: We are the mafia D:
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #658 on: May 28, 2012, 03:20:26 pm »
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<AaronBot2> Sorunome: What's your sign?
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #659 on: June 03, 2012, 02:14:42 pm »
I'm glad this was in the spam channel O.O
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