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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #720 on: November 15, 2012, 09:06:19 pm »
Quote from: Sorunome on November 04, 2012, 08:22:22 pm
<JujuBot> asdfasdf!
lol. best. vids. ever. XD
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #721 on: November 15, 2012, 09:20:42 pm »
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21:17 <@Netham45> oh, Eeems, not sure if IE9 or lower have it, but IE10 has an adblock built in.
21:18 <@Eeems> I use Firefox :P
21:18 <@Eeems> nightly
21:18 <@Netham45> You said you were at school
21:18 <@OmnomIRC> (O)<Builderboy> freyaday check to see what r2 is
21:18 <@Eeems> they have macs (ew) with firefox on it
21:18 <@Eeems> and safari, but yeah using Fx
21:18 <@Netham45> I'm sorry.
21:18 <@OmnomIRC> (O)<Builderboy> if its too large, the second 4 loop will have a negative number as its 3rd argument
21:18 <@OmnomIRC> (O)<Builderboy> causing bad things
21:18 <@Eeems> I think I'll survive :(
21:19 <@Eeems> no classes next week, so I'll have time to detox from using a mac
21:19 <@Netham45> Drink lots of water.
21:19 <@Eeems> I will
21:19 <@OmnomIRC> (O)<Freyaday> lemme check what it is...
21:19 <@Eeems> lets hope it helps
21:20 <@Netham45> lol
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #722 on: November 15, 2012, 10:00:38 pm »
Well, at least your mac computers work. Juju's iMac breaks every year O.O (He had to repair it 3 months after buying it, then it broke again the year after. Thankfully he got a long warranty, though)


Btw I don't mind MacOS and Photoshop Mac (I hate the Windows version), I just don't like the price of Apple stuff :P
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #723 on: November 16, 2012, 10:59:05 am »
This just happened on IRC:
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aeTIos   WAIT.
Juju      wat
aeTIos   You can compress 2 8 bit values in one 8 bit value \o/
aeTIos   or even more
aeTIos   that will make every single sprite half as big :o
aeTIos   Now everyone wants to know how?
Juju      I'm a fork
aeTIos   so
calc84   you're a spork
aeTIos   ofuck it won't even work.
calc84   yeah, too good to be true :P
aeTIos   and lol. that was a quite interesting poem
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #724 on: November 20, 2012, 10:52:18 am »
Well this just happened :P

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[10:48:19]   yeongJIN_COOL   dat pr0nbot
[10:48:23]   Keoni29   Too bad. Porn will soon be all over us
[10:48:31]   aeTIos   pr0n O.o
[10:48:39]   Keoni29   Better take down this site for a little while
[10:48:41]   HOMER-16   Too bad I'm at a public library, lol
[10:48:45]   Keoni29   We won't mind
[10:48:47]   HOMER-16   jk
[10:48:47]   yeongJIN_COOL   lol
[10:48:48]   aeTIos   haha homer
[10:48:56]   Vijfhoek   would suck if I was at school
[10:48:59]   yeongJIN_COOL   too bad im in college
[10:49:06]   yeongJIN_COOL   librarian almost saw it O.O
[10:49:10]   aeTIos   I bet you just have to pay so yah
[10:49:11]   Keoni29   *Dad walks in* "I knew it!"
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #725 on: November 20, 2012, 01:26:46 pm »
What's on a man's mind...
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #726 on: November 20, 2012, 04:12:12 pm »
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[01:00:44 PM]   *   |ﾉಥ益ಥﾉ| has joined #omnimaga
[01:00:46 PM]   ruler501   lulz
[01:01:03 PM]   *   |ﾉಥ益ಥﾉ|
[01:01:06 PM]   aeTIos   :P
[01:01:11 PM]   *   |ﾉಥ益ಥﾉ| has quit IRC (Quit: (ﾉಥ益ಥ）ﾉ ┻━┻)

What just happened 0.o
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #727 on: November 20, 2012, 04:12:51 pm »
da magics happened. That was hillarious though.
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #728 on: November 20, 2012, 04:27:25 pm »
My lungs almost burst from laughing. no kidding.
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #729 on: November 20, 2012, 04:38:34 pm »
Lol wow at that haircut above (assuming it's one :P)

Also we were talking about the new posts notifier just now and I thought this was funny:

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[16:36:27]   DJ_O   hm
[16:36:32]   DJ_O   New is broken D:
[16:36:43]   calc84maniac   that's nothing New
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #730 on: November 20, 2012, 05:02:45 pm »
*ba dum tss*
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #731 on: November 22, 2012, 12:40:24 am »
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[11:28:48 PM]   DJ_O   AngelFish what's the difference between SATA, SATAN and SATA II
[11:33:08 PM]   AngelFish   SATA is the original standard and has the slowest bus speed. SATA II is an improved version and is faster. SATAN is a demonic entity of christian mythology bent on destroying the world.
[11:33:13 PM]   AngelFish   Minor differences..
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #732 on: November 22, 2012, 05:23:22 am »
lmao
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #733 on: November 28, 2012, 03:36:03 pm »
From IRC


tr1p1ea   yo yo
tr1p1ea   hows it going everyone?
*   calc84maniac  dropkicks the yoyo
*   epic7 dropkicks he who dropkicked the yoyo
*   AngelFish set #omnimaga mode +vvvv AaronBot alberthro AngelFish AxeBot
*   AngelFish set #omnimaga mode +vvvv AxisOfRev balrog_ BrandonW Buckeye
*   AngelFish set #omnimaga mode +vvvv debrouxl DerpyBot DoorsCS DrDnar
*   AngelFish set #omnimaga mode +vvvv DSP_Lord DToaster Eeems ElementCo
*   AngelFish set #omnimaga mode +vvvv epic7 Excale ffisch geekboy
*   AngelFish set #omnimaga mode +vvvv Genolo iSpawn jacobly jimbauwen
tr1p1ea   GOAL!!!
*   AngelFish set #omnimaga mode +vvvv Jonimus JosJuice Juju JujuBot
*   AngelFish set #omnimaga mode +vvvv Kaslai ldebrouxl LibBot Munchor
*   AngelFish set #omnimaga mode +vvvv Netham45 New Omnom OmnomIRC
*   AngelFish set #omnimaga mode +vvvv PatrickD rcfreak0 Runer112 RunerBot
*   AngelFish set #omnimaga mode +vvvv shmibs Taw TC01_ tev
*   AngelFish set #omnimaga mode +vvvv tev|stdby Ti-AFK TI-Bot-1 TI-Bot-3
epic7   lolwat
*   AngelFish set #omnimaga mode +vvv tr1p1ea Vijfhoek XV
*   pimathbrainiac  dropkicks he who dropkicked he who dropkicked yoyo
*   calc84maniac  dropkicks AngelFish
AngelFish   :3
*   epic7 dropkicks he who programs his robot in java
*   pimathbrainiac  dropkicks he who programs his robot in LabView
*   tr1p1ea  does the robot while dropkicking the ...
calc84maniac   how do I end up starting these things XD
tr1p1ea   :D
tr1p1ea   hay anyone want to test some 3D stuff?
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #734 on: November 28, 2012, 03:38:00 pm »
Lolyay!
* epic7  dropkicks he who posts the irc chat about dropkicking
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